bruno???!!!lol not everybody i hope.....

Seriously, you're the last person to p*ss anyone off. That's what made the whole charlie incident so strange!

he was impaired by his recent fondness of the moment for collie,i think his other head was doing the talking,his prick head that is....b4 that i remember him always making enuendos like he was readily available if any of you decided to take him up on an offer.....i hope if they got together they made it work...otherwise,i would be right that he was too old for her...but thats not reallymy bidnuss....but i hope they are happy....

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.

The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear.

The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life.

Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.

The millionaire was impressed.

He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"

^^Chucklin at story. hehehehe

I miss GreenApple and In Blue Hawaii ...

why?they don't miss you........

Wayne L. is the only one who is going to bring this place back to life. Sad but true.

I just heard a mouse fart.

it is a shame whats being done!!!!!i don't think anything can stop them....i no longer will....once upon a time......

Quoted from twistandshout

Wayne L. is the only one who is going to bring this place back to life. Sad but true.

I just heard a mouse fart.

Peace doesn't mean it is not alive.

I actually think the atmosphere on the forum at the moment is the best it's ever been. Sure we've lost a few characters over the years, but we've gained some too!

Quoted from The_End

Sure we've lost a few characters over the years, but we've gained some too!

We did?

Well yeah! You for a start!!

Ah, yes of course, me!