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Theres been some on here before and I know a lot of you enjoy them...I'll get the ball rolling....
How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just the one..The whole world revolves around them!!!
Bring it on!!!!!!
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How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
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Hehehe not heard that one!
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October 25, 2005, 12:38:14 AM »
I'v heard loads of jokes referring to musicians and lightbulbs. The bassist ones are rather harsh. ;-D
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Please Indica don't listen to them, go, run RUN
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October 25, 2005, 11:16:54 PM »
haha, I've heard them all by my mate who's a drummer....some cheek
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Ufff... OK, then.
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The drummer ones are pretty bad too. Tk, are you man enough?
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More jokes please!!!
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Quote from: Bobber on November 12, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
Not according to Ringo!
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George, Paul and John should have realized this when they fired Pete Best.
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Why do the drummers always get the slam? Heck, I even get capped on in church. It must just be the golden rule.
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