Topic: Beatles jokes (Read 26370 times)

harihead · « **Reply #20 on:** February 09, 2009, 02:50:42 AM »

I suppose this belongs in jokes. Beatles fan Weird Al did this clip in 1996 for Al-TV, introducing "Beatles Anthology 17":


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The thing is... we'd all probably buy it. Including Al.

Enjoy!

Kaleidoscope_Eyes · « **Reply #21 on:** February 10, 2009, 10:05:41 AM »

^

Here's a joke:
What's better than Best? Ringo!

Penny Lane · « **Reply #22 on:** February 10, 2009, 10:20:11 AM »

^ Haaaa. Good one!

Euan Buchan · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2009, 03:26:04 PM »

Whats a Walrus have song? Iam The Walrus Glob Glob Glob Glob Glob

blackmath · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:17:28 AM »

LOL! I LOVE the anthology 17!
And I don't say lol often, not in capitals anyway.

TheBeatlesForever · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:59:05 PM »

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This is impossible to translate, so unfortionately it's only for those who understand Dutch...

Q: Waarom konden de Beatles niet klaverjassen?
A: Paul McKaartnie...

Well i have this translate thing on my computer and i typed that in and it says this:

Q : Why couldn't the Beatles play jass?
A : Paul McCartney

TheBeatlesForever · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:01:13 PM »

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I have a really cheesy one:

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the Beatles made it look cool.

I like that one

digna · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:09:49 AM »

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Well i have this translate thing on my computer and i typed that in and it says this:

Q : Why couldn't the Beatles play jass?
A : Paul McCartney

Sorry if i say things double, but in dutch McCartney sounds like kaart nie(t), it sounds like 'he doesn't play cards'

digna · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2009, 10:13:31 AM »

Quote from: 1620

Here's one of my favorites:

Why did the Beatles cross Abbey Road?
To make some really good music, of course.

This is one of my favourites too!

But i don't get he one with the chiken (few post above)

Mrs Lennon · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2009, 01:52:44 PM »

You know, the Abbey Road thing, chicken thinks "They are so awesome!"....ah, it's no good if you have to explain it...

Jane · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2009, 09:51:17 PM »

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This is one of my favourites too!

But i don't get he one with the chiken (few post above)

Everybody is crossing the road nowadays, because it`s cool! (the Beatles advocated it) Yeah, it`s no good when you explain...

Mrs Lennon · « **Reply #31 on:** February 16, 2009, 01:13:19 AM »

Okay, dumb ones.

Q: What year did Paul McCartney write silly love songs?
A: 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965, 1966...
[I do not believe in this one at all. It's just a joke. Don't get all mad, ok?]

took me a while to get this one, lol.
Q: Why can't you go to the bathroom at a Beatles concert?
A: There's no John.

Penny Lane · « **Reply #32 on:** February 16, 2009, 01:34:01 AM »

^ The John joke is pretty good!

Jane · « **Reply #33 on:** February 16, 2009, 08:42:40 PM »

Not bad, not bad!

Euan Buchan · « **Reply #34 on:** February 22, 2009, 10:46:18 AM »

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I heard one like that. ^^

"What did Ringo say to the octopus?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand~!"

or how about what's an Octopus's fav film? Eight Arms To Hold You (Help!)

Pilzkopf · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:50:21 PM »

First there's this, a critical incident in inter-Beatles relations:-


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That sketch, in fact, is the reason Paul kept his distance all those years. Because John had appeared to him in a dream and said "Beware the one-legged pirate". Paul thought he was talking about George.

freakchic9 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:37:15 PM »

^George has great balance on that peg leg of his.

Pilzkopf · « **Reply #37 on:** March 11, 2009, 05:29:59 PM »

Talking of the one-legged pirate, here's Marcus Brigstocke using her as a verbal punchbag.


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Joost · « **Reply #38 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:53:09 AM »

Heard this one on Letterman:

Q: What's 'Hello Goodbye' called in Hebrew?
A: 'Shalom Shalom'.

An Apple Beatle · « **Reply #39 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:54:41 AM »

Quote from: Joost on February 12, 2010, 11:53:09 AM

Heard this one on Letterman:

Q: What's 'Hello Goodbye' called in Hebrew?
A: 'Shalom Shalom'.

Heheh or Ciao, Ciao in Italian.

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