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Title: If Fox News were around throughout history........
Post by: mclen57 on October 28, 2005, 05:41:28 PM
This is absolutely hilarious. You got to check this out.  http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1ldyn/id2.html
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Post by: Paulsluv on October 28, 2005, 05:44:39 PM
That was funny and creative.
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Post by: Mairi on October 28, 2005, 07:09:37 PM
I have to forward this to some people! Awesome!

My favorite was the MLK one.
Title: Re: If Fox News were around throughout history........
Post by: on October 29, 2005, 02:39:42 AM
That is rich, and scarily, not much of a stretch, if a stretch at all. Thanks for that.
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 23, 2005, 10:48:32 AM
If Fox News would have been around back in the 60's MLK, JFK & RFK wouldn't be the overrated icons in history that they are today because of their untimely deaths.
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Post by: el sid on November 23, 2005, 02:18:31 PM
But Wayne, would you have been able to get off over the fow babes on black & white t.v in the 60's?
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 23, 2005, 02:21:28 PM
Would you el sid?
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Post by: el sid on November 23, 2005, 02:26:14 PM
Well i'm only stating the obvious wayne, personally I think you would have had a hard time of it with your hobbies, with Blak & white t.v Even your QVC babes would have looked a bit limp.
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 23, 2005, 02:28:59 PM
You don't know me personally or my hobbies mental case & trying to intimidate me on the net must embarass your son & your wife el sid?   Lisa Mason is a QVC babe, who cares if you don't think so.
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Post by: el sid on November 23, 2005, 02:33:57 PM
I also know you fell in love with peter chris the kiss drummer when you was younger.
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 23, 2005, 02:38:18 PM
I thought you were in love with Peter Criss in those days & you married your wife to hide your gayness?
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Post by: el sid on November 23, 2005, 02:56:30 PM
At least I don't confess to shagging my first cousin called Sandra. And yes I can provide a link.
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Post by: twistandshout on November 23, 2005, 03:13:02 PM
wayne, you must have some kind of newfangled TV that the rest of us don't have yet. I mean, you can see the female newscasters feet and all! ;D
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Post by: el sid on November 23, 2005, 03:18:09 PM
Wayne, mommy's back, time to log off for a while.
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Post by: Mairi on November 23, 2005, 03:47:58 PM
Quote from: el_sid
At least I don't confess to shagging my first cousin called Sandra. And yes I can provide a link.

doooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit.
Title: Re: If Fox News were around throughout history........
Post by: Wayne L. on November 23, 2005, 07:46:03 PM
I never said I was shaggin with my cousin but you just did  & your mother just left the house because of you el sid.  
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Post by: Joost on November 23, 2005, 08:36:21 PM
Quote from: Wayne_L.
I never said I was shaggin with my cousin

You did say you wanted to though.
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Post by: Joost on November 23, 2005, 08:38:50 PM
But hey, women with long legs & sexy feet are so hot that you can't even resist them when they're family, right?
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 24, 2005, 04:25:56 PM
Whatever you do with your family is your business.
Title: Re: If Fox News were around throughout history........
Post by: Joost on November 24, 2005, 04:51:10 PM
Don't look at me Wayne, one of us once admitted on this board to have the hots for a relative... and I can assure you it wasn't me...
Title: Re: If Fox News were around throughout history........
Post by: el sid on November 24, 2005, 04:58:04 PM
I can prove he has!
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Post by: Joost on November 24, 2005, 05:00:00 PM
Do it! :)
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Post by: el sid on November 24, 2005, 05:11:31 PM
Check pm Biscuit power
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 24, 2005, 08:23:04 PM
Go ahead el sid.
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Post by: el sid on November 24, 2005, 08:27:20 PM
Do you really want me to post about your lust for your first cousin sandra who's around 60 years old Wayne? do you? you know as well as I do its all over the van halen sites. hehehe.
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 24, 2005, 08:28:30 PM
Go ahead pal.
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Post by: el sid on November 24, 2005, 08:37:26 PM
ok jo-boo,

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=3350018be4c287ffc53e77e30b4a2693&threadid=2342

Have fun folks,   I have loads more!
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 24, 2005, 08:45:31 PM
I'm proud that I have had a passionaste fetish for long, luscious legs & sexy, sensuous feet on beautiful women for a long time now.  I thought I was in love with my cousin at one time named SBM who is in her mid 50's which is history.  If that's all you can come up with at this Van Halen site don't so called threatening me on the net which is crazy. Show them all for all I care.
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Post by: Joost on November 24, 2005, 09:09:42 PM
Let me guess... Your cousin dumped you?
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 24, 2005, 09:11:07 PM
If you say so.
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Post by: Joost on November 24, 2005, 09:17:12 PM
I'll take that as a 'yes'.

My God... Dumped by your cousin... You're even sadder than I thought.
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 24, 2005, 10:16:15 PM
You can take it as a yes or a no or whatever because you're so interested in my cousin BP.
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Post by: strawb3rryfi3ldsfor3ver on November 24, 2005, 11:20:15 PM
I don't know how you could say 'no' to her long legs & sexy feet.

XDDDD On topic -- the original link is thirty one flavours of genius.
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Post by: Joost on November 25, 2005, 07:43:30 AM
Quote from: Wayne_L.
You can take it as a yes or a no or whatever because you're so interested in my cousin BP.

One of us admitted to have the hots for her and again: it sure as hell wasn't me.
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 25, 2005, 11:47:55 AM
Since that was in a post of mine on a VH site awhile ago & it's over now.  You continue to want to talk about SBM for some reason.  I think you have a fascination with my cousin & you want her more than I did at one time.
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Post by: el sid on November 25, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Top of the morrnin to you Wayne!
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Post by: Joost on November 25, 2005, 01:05:52 PM
Quote from: Wayne_L.
Since that was in a post of mine on a VH site awhile ago & it's over now.
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 25, 2005, 01:57:51 PM
You do call yourself a complete idiot BP?
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Post by: Joost on November 25, 2005, 02:12:26 PM
You really should work on your reading skills, cause apparently you don't understand too well what other people are writing.
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Post by: twistandshout on November 27, 2005, 12:54:21 AM
Quote from: Biscuit_Power
You really should work on your reading skills, cause apparently you don't understand too well what other people are writing.

I, and the rest of the internet second this!!! :X

His writing skills (if you could call it that) are atrocious. The only slight improvement he's made is he doesn't make as many run on paragraphs. He actually uses punctuation occasionally!
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Post by: Wayne L. on November 29, 2005, 05:36:28 PM
You call yourself intelligent, that's funny.
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Post by: twistandshout on November 29, 2005, 11:06:26 PM
wayne, would you care to come on my show as a contestant? Ted or Alive

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b127/swapmeetlouie/carl_ted_nugent.jpg)

(bouncing3)(wave1)
Title: Re: If Fox News were around throughout history........
Post by: somedude210 on November 30, 2005, 03:56:37 AM
okay, from what i can tell, wayne seems to believe that everyone but him is wrong. great thing is, (refer to the thread about "have you ever got stoned on drink or drug") he sounds exactly like mr. johnny wong. so wayne, according to sociology 101, you obviously  are offended by this in some way because you continue to try and retaliate (even though it sucks ass) and since this "doesnt offend me in any way" how is it that you cannot leave this be. instead you give everyone on here a reason to laugh at you.
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Post by: Joost on November 30, 2005, 07:19:48 AM
I always imagine Wayne looking like the taxi driver from the By The Way video by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Just thought I'd share that.
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Post by: Wayne L. on December 04, 2005, 03:08:21 PM
I KNOW some of you have something to hide because you're probably scumbags in public like you are here, which is pathetic.  
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Post by: Joost on December 04, 2005, 06:21:55 PM
You're one of the few people on this board that never posted a picture, so who are you to say that other people are hiding?
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Post by: Wayne L. on December 05, 2005, 08:04:49 PM
I have never posted a picture of myself here because I don't know how to on the net & I wouldn't do it anyway because I'm NOT that stupid.
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Post by: el sid on December 05, 2005, 08:14:43 PM
Quote from: Wayne_L.
because I'm NOT that stupid.

You don'y want to bet on that, do you village idiot.

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Post by: Wayne L. on December 05, 2005, 08:15:34 PM
Aren't YOU the village idiot?
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Post by: el sid on December 05, 2005, 08:17:14 PM
Well firstly I live in a city, not some dirt track at the back of beyond.
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Post by: Wayne L. on December 05, 2005, 08:21:33 PM
You KNOW you don't live in the city because you're too damn stupid but you do live in a sewer hole with no money & no life.
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Post by: el sid on December 05, 2005, 08:26:24 PM
Unlike yourself, I do at least have my own p.c, which I share with my Wife. On the other hand your momma has a pc, you sneek on when she's out at the shops.
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Post by: Wayne L. on December 05, 2005, 08:27:38 PM
You don't have a wife, a life or a mother so STOP pretending you're a big deal when you're not at all.
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Post by: el sid on December 05, 2005, 08:30:58 PM
hehe wayne, say hallo to your neighbour Teresa for me.
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Post by: Wayne L. on December 05, 2005, 08:32:40 PM
Why don't you say hello to Teresa since she MIGHT be interested in a guy like you.
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Post by: el sid on December 05, 2005, 08:38:18 PM
Sorry Wayne, Married with Four kids mate, and theres a few miles between us anyway. Just because you wasn't man enough to give her more than a foot licking, don't get asking others to do your dirty work.
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Post by: twistandshout on December 07, 2005, 11:13:52 PM
Quote from: Wayne_L.
I have never posted a picture of myself here because I don't know how to on the net & I wouldn't do it anyway because I'm NOT that stupid.

Hey there wayne! You say you don't know how to post a picture? I am here to help you! You just give me a holla brother! Hell, I'll even drive to Indian Trails to take your picture! Wouldn't that be something? We could shoot the sh*t, hang around. You could show me all of your lyrics that you have accumulated thru the years too! Show me around all the local hot spots and, introduce me to your cousin Sandra! Sounds like fun to me wayne! What do you say?
(dance)(wave2)
Title: Re: If Fox News were around throughout history........
Post by: el sid on December 08, 2005, 11:28:50 AM
Twistandshout, this sounds like fun to me, hanging out with Wayne down in Union County. I could always bring a few of Waynes favourite wine coolers. Always interested in meeting new people like Wayne's other cousin Michelle E and friends Terry J,Wayne G and Scott C, should be a great time.