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Solo forums => Ringo Starr => Topic started by: pc31 on April 23, 2005, 11:16:20 AM

Title: ringo for sale.....
Post by: pc31 on April 23, 2005, 11:16:20 AM

http://www.pugbus.net/News/04172005_rkingo.htm

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: The End on April 23, 2005, 11:55:34 AM

That is absolutely hilarious! ;D

Here's the article (I stole it from PC's link - shhhhh, don't tell anyone!)

Michael Jackson Will Sell Beatle Ringo Starr
By Chip Hilton
SANTA MARIA, Calif.

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: joan was quizzical on April 23, 2005, 08:51:44 PM

I bid $185 Cnd and two Subway stamps!

~ missy

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Post by: Mairi on April 23, 2005, 10:46:33 PM

I bid $15, some Canadian Tire money, and an expired Volume One coupon!

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: Mr. Kite on April 25, 2005, 12:49:37 AM

How about $200 CDN and about 400.000 Zellers Club Zed points.  plus I have a set of drums so he can keep in practice.  C'mon I'm sure we can get much more for Ringo then what Oasis paid for Paul McCartney.

Mr. Kite

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Post by: strawb3rryfi3ldsfor3ver on April 26, 2005, 12:36:39 AM

...XDDDD

I bid 10 dollars and thirty five cents CDN, 10 dollars and thirty five cents US, a mixtape, pair of chopsticks, and half a meatball sub.

o_O Yes.

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Post by: Rowdy on April 26, 2005, 08:52:35 AM

I distinctly remember Ringo working for a train station of sorts........and it was televised.........did MJ happen to own that train station?

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: pc31 on April 30, 2005, 10:16:16 PM

no that was shining time station....owned by the masses....

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: lennonlemon on May 01, 2005, 01:08:53 AM

excuse me for sounding stupid, but how the hell is a person bought and what exactly happens when you're "bought."?

from my idea of what it is, i can't believe ringo would stoop so low.

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: Mairi on May 01, 2005, 01:54:23 AM

Um, you do know it's a joke, right?

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: pc31 on May 01, 2005, 02:12:34 AM

no i don't believe he does....shall we clue him in???

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: Rowdy on May 01, 2005, 05:40:59 AM

Quote from: pc31

no i don't believe he does....shall we clue him in???

It's too late, MJ has already bought him too.

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Post by: lennonlemon on May 01, 2005, 04:42:12 PM

my god i'm confused...

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Post by: SieLiebtDich on May 20, 2005, 06:12:44 AM

LOL!!! This is funny XD XD

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Post by: MMT on July 05, 2005, 03:25:46 AM

I wish someone would buy me Ringo. HeehEE

Title: Re: ringo for sale.....
Post by: Mairi on July 10, 2005, 07:16:14 PM

Prostitution is illegal, hon.


Hmmm.... selling's legal. Screwing's legal. So why isn't selling screwing legal?