Reporter: "We've wondered why you've said so little."
George: "I'm just the anonymous Beatle, but I don't mind as long as they split the money with me."
Reporter: "Now that you've learned to play the sitar, do you expect to learn any more instruments?"
George: "I haven't learned to play the sitar. I mean, Ravi Shankar hasn't LEARNED to play it, and he's been playing it thirty-five years."
"As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead."
"We were the Spice Boys."
(I have a hard time forgiving him that one
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