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Title: Musician jokes!
Post by: Mairi on May 25, 2007, 02:33:33 AM
Here you can share the jokes that only musicians get!

Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They just can't go that high.

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of the band?
A: "Hey, guys, I wrote some songs."
Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: on May 25, 2007, 03:30:13 AM
Well it must be a musician thing because I didn't laugh at either of them.
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Post by: Kevin on May 25, 2007, 08:12:26 AM
Q: How do you know if the stage floor is level.
A : The bass player is dribbling out of both corners of his mouth.
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Post by: Revolution on June 03, 2007, 06:24:13 PM
Waht do  you call aguy that likes to hang out with musicians? A Drummer! ;D
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Post by: harihead on June 03, 2007, 06:33:14 PM
Quote from: 593
What do  you call a guy that likes to hang out with musicians? A Drummer! ;D
LOL! Oh, I must share this with the friend I'm going to visit in just a few minutes. He's a drummer.  ;D

"Hey, guys, I wrote some songs." - This is also brilliant. Thanks, Mairi. What a neat idea for a thread. Cheers!
Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: Revolution on June 03, 2007, 07:27:30 PM
Glad you l iked it , Harihead!  :D We used that one on my old high school band's drummer all the time. ;D
Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: harihead on June 04, 2007, 03:08:43 PM
My friend knew that one--  ;D  He also added two more:

Q: How do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knock speeds up.


Q: Mom, I want to be a drummer when I grow up.
A: Now, son, you can't do both!


 :D Cheers.
Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: Wonderland on July 21, 2009, 08:04:50 PM
Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They just can't go that high.

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of the band?
A: "Hey, guys, I wrote some songs."
Q: How do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knock speeds up.


Q: Mom, I want to be a drummer when I grow up.
A: Now, son, you can't do both!

Well, that's my daily laugh level reached. xD
Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: czgibson on September 15, 2009, 12:45:57 PM
An anthropologist was researching culture in a far off land. One night as he was about to go to sleep, he heard some loud drumming coming from a nearby valley. He hoped it would stop, but it carried on all night and into the next day, reverberating through the air. He didn't get any sleep that night. The drumming continued solidly all of the following night, and the next day too. The anthropologist was beginning to think he would never be able to get any sleep at all. After about a week of solid drumming, he was near the end of his tether.

Then, suddenly, the drumming stopped. He was overjoyed! "At last!", he said. "Finally that horrendous racket has finished!"

A local man noticed that the anthropologist was celebrating, and looked at him with a sad expression that showed rueful experience. He said to him:

"When drum solo finish, bass solo begin."
Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: Jai Guru Deva. on May 08, 2010, 05:47:17 PM
You know you really are a music engineering dork when you're thinking about an upcoming recording project and you come out with this:
"I wonder how this project's gonna pan out..."
"I'm sure it's going to be an auxhilerating experience..."

Puns relating to knobs on a mixing desk...  that's the last of my street cred gone.   :-\

xxx
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Post by: Ovi on August 11, 2010, 08:24:40 PM
Q: What does an unemployed guitarist tell to an employed guitarist?
A : 2 Big Macs and 1 Cola please.

Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: Mairi on August 11, 2010, 08:33:12 PM
Haha, that one's great!

How do you confuse a rock guitarist?
Give him sheet music.
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Post by: Mrs Lennon on August 25, 2010, 03:42:34 AM
Two drummers and a violinist decide to form a band. The three of them start playing, and the sound is just awful. One drummer turns to the other and says, "We sound terrible. I don't think this is going to work. Let's get rid of the violinist."


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Post by: Joost on September 14, 2010, 10:18:00 AM
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
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Post by: glass onion on November 11, 2010, 04:33:34 PM
q;how do you know when its' a drummer is knocking at your door?

a;he doesn't know when to come in.

ha ha ha...............being a drummer myself,i do try to forget all of these 'jokes' i get told.
Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: Mairi on January 17, 2011, 06:50:45 PM
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

The little boy said to his mother: "Mom, when I grow up I want to be a musician." The mother said, "Son, you can't have it both ways."
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Post by: Ovi on June 13, 2012, 11:28:59 AM
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3107/everybodytalksduringaba.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/535/everybodytalksduringaba.png/)

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Post by: RICKENBACKER325 on October 10, 2012, 04:53:33 PM
What happened when the guitar player locked his keys in the car?

He could'nt get his guitar or his drummer out....... ha2ha
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Post by: nimrod on October 10, 2012, 10:53:43 PM
every roadies pin number


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Post by: Jema on October 14, 2012, 02:12:10 PM
Don't be flat, be sharp!
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Post by: Ovi on November 20, 2013, 05:04:20 PM
Q - How do you know your lead singer is at the door?
A - He never knows when to come in and he can never find his key.

Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A - They both suck without cream.
Title: Re: Musician jokes!
Post by: Normandie on June 07, 2021, 09:13:56 PM
Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A - They both suck without cream.

Yeah, sorry/not sorry, even 7 years on I take extreme exception to this. More accurate to say that Cream sucked without Clapton.  >:(