Happy Birthday, Monica!
Aww, thanks, Barry! Monica said to say thanks, too.
We were chatting about her job last night, and she said there is one male employee who never replies or makes eye contact when she greets him in the hallway. (This happens a lot in this state, including with one of my own coworkers.) So I said, "Well, maybe he thinks you're cute, and he's just shy!", and her reaction was priceless. She was like "Ewwww! He's old! Like,
40!"
When she saw my face, she tried to backtrack: "Well, not OLD, but too old for me." I was was smirking and trying not to laugh. Nice save, Monica.
(She's 23, soon to be 24.) You kind to have to have been there, but it was pretty funny.