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good comebacks
« on: February 01, 2005, 04:35:17 PM »
heyhey guys.

can anyone write a list, (or just put some down here) of good comebacks to say to people if they lyk p*ss you off, or say the beatles are gay, and crap...or make fun of you because your fat or something like that...thanks

(i can never think of good comebacks...i need help!)
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2005, 04:38:22 PM »
"Well, you can go suck a f uck."
"I know you are... but what am I?"
"Shows how much you know."
"Kiss my ass, moron."

Yeah...
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2005, 04:44:44 PM »
yeh theyre cool...but i ment like more intelligent comebacks. not just a load of swearing, lol get what i mean?
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2005, 04:52:00 PM »
Quote from: Mairi
"Well, you can go suck a f uck."
How exactly does one suck a f***?
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2005, 04:55:02 PM »
Ah, you like Donnie Darko too!
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2005, 06:41:29 PM »
yeh...great film

bit suicidal though...anyway...comebacks?
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2005, 07:23:50 PM »
How about, "I'd like to explain to you exactly why you are stupid and wrong, but I'm afraid your tiny little brain couldn't possibly handle such a substantial amount of information."
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2005, 07:26:05 PM »
naah thats gay...i could have thought of that anyday!(no offence, lol)

so if someone says your realli fat, what could i say as a good comeback?
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2005, 07:28:03 PM »
lol I'm not very good at this am I?

Hmm, let's see...
"I can lose the weight, but you can't lose the stupid."

Hope that doesn't suck!
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2005, 07:59:20 PM »
OMG, this reminds me of a freaking hilarious Garfield comic dealing with comebacks (three boxes):

1st box: Jon's on the phone with a girl, and Garfield is lying down on the table, and Jon goes, "And I wondering if you would go out with me tonight?"

2nd box: Same scene, Jon says, "You say you'd rather go out with camel spittle?" And Garfield goes, "Zap her back! Zap her back!"

3rd box: Jon is lying down in bed later that night with Garfield on top of him.  Jon goes, "'But what if you're brother already has plans?' That's what I should have said!" And Garfield goes, "Ol' lightning wit strikes again."

Best Garfield comic ever.  I laughed so hard.
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2005, 08:01:56 PM »
Oh, I remember that Garfield strip! that was pretty funny. Garfield kind of sucks as of lately though.
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2005, 08:22:28 PM »
Yea, the late 80s/early 90s look of Garfield was his best look and funniest comics, it seems.
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2005, 08:43:10 PM »
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heyhey guys.

can anyone write a list, (or just put some down here) of good comebacks to say to people if they lyk p*ss you off, or say the beatles are gay, and crap...or make fun of you because your fat or something like that...thanks

(i can never think of good comebacks...i need help!)

let people think what they want, no need of comebacks...If people think the beatle's are gay, let them think what they want...if you like em well that's what's important...cause if you start backing up the beatles then people will think you're gay and they'll p*ss you off even more...just gotta say the beatles set the standards in music and are rock n roll pioneers...


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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2005, 09:13:11 PM »
Quote from: lennonlegend
heyhey guys.

can anyone write a list, (or just put some down here) of good comebacks to say to people if they lyk p*ss you off, or say the beatles are gay, and crap...or make fun of you because your fat or something like that...thanks

(i can never think of good comebacks...i need help!)

Here in the Netherlands we usually say "Nee, JIJ trekt volle zalen..." (No, YOU sell out concert halls...) in those cases.
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2005, 09:18:46 PM »
o k that makes sense...i liked maris one about 'well at least i can lose weight, but u cant lose being stupid'...can u fink of some more like that mairi?
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2005, 11:59:03 PM »
Can't think of anything good at the moment.. :-/ that's the problem with being a creative person.. you can't force this stuff. Whenever someone calls me fat, I just make some comment about Marilyn Monroe, but I guess that wouldn't really work for you since you'rea guy.
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2005, 06:04:03 PM »
no it wouldnt, lol
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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2005, 06:05:11 PM »
"I'm starting a rock garden, can I borrow your head?"



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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2005, 07:11:58 PM »
Quote from: Mr_Charlie
"I'm starting a rock garden, can I borrow your head?"



:)


LOL. I should say that to everyone at work.

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Re: good comebacks
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2005, 11:30:08 PM »
How about " Did you parents have any kids that lived?"
"your mom dropped you on your head a lot, did'nt she?"'
" Your ugly and your mom dress'es you funny"
"Let me break this down into syllables so you can understand"
" Just at what point did you decide to loose your mind?"
" So just why did'nt your lobotomy take?"
"You did'nt have a very deep gene pool to draw from, did you?
If brains were dynamite, you could'nt blow your nose"
 "If that Sh!t your wearing ever comes back, you'll be in style again"
"Somewhere theres a village missing their idiot"
"You give a whole new meaning to the term brain dead"
"Were you the first in your family to walk upright after the tail fell off?"
"Every time you think, you weaken the Nation"
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