Lets try that with another album, say Let it Be.....NAKED. Seems appropriate
1.Get Back
Get back, get back. (Clearly a reference to getting "back")
Sweet Lorretta Martin thought she was a woman, but se was another man.
(Oh, dear god its a transvestite.)
2.I Dig a Pony
I dig a pony, I do a roadhog. (Thats some sick sh*t, animal lovin)
3.For You Blue
I feel it now i hope you feel it too. (S&M) .
4.The Long and Winding Road
Many times I've been alone. (With some moisturizer perhaps....)
5.Two of Us
Two of us wearing raincoats, standing solo in the sun. (Role playing)
6.I've Got a Feeling
I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside. (Speaks for itself)
Everybody had a wet dream. (Ditto)
7.One after 909
.I begged her on my bended knee. (Oral)
8.Don't let me down. (Whole song is about sex)
9.I Me Mine
All through the night. ( You can do it.... ALL NIGHT LONG)
Coming on strong all the time. (Stalking)
Flowing more freely than wine. ( Lots of possible interpretations)
10.Across the Universe
Inciting and inviting me. (temptation)
11. Let it Be
In my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me. (Thats weak but theres not many lyrics to pick from in that song)
Mister Charlie, the only explanation for this is mass conspiracy by this perverted foursome. I feel shocked and violated.
If you can't see the humor in life, you must not be looking
