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Beatles forums => Beatle Playtime: Games and Trivia => Topic started by: Pitch on January 03, 2009, 03:38:53 PM
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First of all, before I make a complete fool of myself:
If this is already a game, do let me know or just delete this thread, please. ^^
Anywho.~
I saw this game in a group on Facebook and the Star Trek fans love it, so I thought y'all might too. XD
All you have to do is ask a simple question, like, "Who was John Lennon?"
And the next player gives the /wrong/ answer-- as silly as he would like it to be!
Like, "John Lennon was the leader of the Boston Tea Party and was the one to decide upon the oufits," or whatever.... X___x
And that person then thinks up a question for the next player.~
So, here goes, if you wanna give it a try! =3
Where are the Beatles from?
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Where are the Beatles from? That's a silly question. China, of course. Everyone knows that.
Who was John's wife?
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hee hee, this looks like my kind of game! =)
John Lennons wife was a woman whose name is unknown, though everybody knows her as Susan. the country where she was from is known only as Pokeungehslavia. she was an award winning cow breeder. of course, that was his first wife. the second was me! ;)
what was the movie A Hard Days Night about?
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what was the movie A Hard Days Night about?
It was about a bunch of Valley girls in SoCal, and one of them falls in love with Nicholas Cage. (*cough cough*)
How many Beatles were there? Cuz I have no idea. :P
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Well, there were 9, obviously!! They consisted of George Harrison, Van Halen, Nick Carter, Ringo Starr, Kevin Jonas, Paul McCartney, Karen Carpenter, John Lennon, and Andrea Bocelli. Don't you know your basic Beatles history? Goodness. ^^
Before they were called The Beatles, what did tha band go by?
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Before they were called The Beatles, what did tha band go by?
Well, they said in one interview they were called The Shoes, but years later they said they were called Raindrops becuase it was raining when they came up with the name.
What were the Beatles' nicknames?
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larry,moe,curly and doug....doug was later replaced by shemp....
what was thier second movie?
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Their second movie was called "Our Second Movie" One of them, I believe it was Shump, thought of this name. He used to do a lot of malapropisms. But the movie is better known in its French version "Au secours!"
Where do they come from?
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well, Larry, Mo and Curly are all from Canada, where they were raised by wolves in the mountains. it is commonly believed that Shemp originally comes from Mercury.
what years were they a band?
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what years were they a band?
1535-1556. Duh! :P
What is Paul McCartney's middle name?
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Paul's middle name is Larry, which he uses as a stage name. His first middle name, was Humuhumunukunukuapua
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the ironing board...quite the blues instument...
why did they quit touring?
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Because they ran out of money.
Why did Brian Epstein become their manager?
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After there performance at Candlestick Park they were visitied by three ghosts who convinced them that there music was doing more bad than good and that if they continue playing there music to people the world would end in 1971 so they decided to also disband in 1970 just to be on the safe side.
What Height were they all
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What Height were they all
Exactly 5'2." That's why they formed a band.
Why did John marry Yoko?
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Exactly 5'2." That's why they formed a band.
Why did John marry Yoko?
Because Yoko Said so......
the beatles Grew there fringes over there eyes, what where they afraid of seeing ?
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the beatles Grew there fringes over there eyes, what where they afraid of seeing ?
John marrying Yoko. ;D
What other acts did Allen Klein have signed to Abkco?
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ike turner and the beaten,the white jackson,the shapley move it's and sean lennon...
who was frank beatle?
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This was the inspiration for the band's official name. Frank Beatle was a famous checkers player on that one street corner in China Town, NYC...
How did the Beatles some to know each other?
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Well, George worked as an exterminator, and Paul called him to his house to get rid of those nasty pests. When Paul went to check on George, he was slacking off and playing Paul's guitar. They decided to form a duet. Then, at the local flea market, Ringo was desperatley trying to sell his mother's old sofa, and Paul said that he had heard Ringo was a good drummer, and asked him to be in the band. Then, when the three boys went to the cinema for fun, they found John out on a date there (with me!) and managed to get him to talk music. They convinced him to be in the band.
Where was the Beatles' first gig?
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In Wellington, New Zealand. They always fancied themselves as the four Hobbits from Lord of the Rings, and New Zealand is where Lord of the Rings was filmes, so that was an easy decision for them.
What was the Beatles' first album called?
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'Beat the Meatles'
Why was George considered 'the quiet one'?
:)
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Becuase in that famous gig in Brazil, his microphone didn't work and they didnt fix it.
What were John's books called?
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Owner's Rights and A Spannerful of Noise. Excellent cook-books!
What was the Help! movie about?
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"Help!" you say? Why, in the movie, George had too much tea and they had to get him to a doctor, but the only one who was avaliable wasn't a surgeon. He was shrink, who calmed George's belly enough until he felt better.~
Who was the old guy following Paulie around in "A Hard Day's Night"?
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a scientist who was going to secretly kidnap him and replace him with a lookalike named billy shears.........
did he succeed???
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Well, no one ever knew. Sir Paul and Billy Shears of them went to the tip of Antarctica to have a cotton ball duel, and only one came back. Some people report that they have seen both after this duel.
How many Beatles songs feature the bagpipe?
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Five: She Won't Be Back, Why, Gay Stripper, You Ought To Know, and Think About It.
What was the inspiration for the song She Loves You?
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well, all of them of course! they were a bagpipe quartet, after all!
what was Ringos first name, as in the one he was born with?
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well, all of them of course! they were a bagpipe quartet, after all!
what was Ringos first name, as in the one he was born with?
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^Wongo. Durr.
Why does George shave mirrors?
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^ Because, in truth, George actually does not have a face. He is invisible and only appears before mirrors.
Why does Paul wear a black flower on his tuxedo in the "MMT" film?
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Because, little do people know, Paul McCartney invented the "emo" scene going on today! He was feeling upset that day, and he decided to wear that bit of black since he had to wear white for the scene.~
Miss Lennon's last question didn't get answered, so here it is again. ^^
What was the inspiration for the song She Loves You?
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^ ME, of course. It was about me loving Paul. (rolling3) :P
Who are Ringo's children?
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tic,tac and toe...
which beatle is a twin?
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Ringo is. He's got an identical twin sister named Bongo. She's crazy, though. In a mental institute, see, so she's locked away and kept quiet.
Who is the Beatles' manager?
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They don't have a manager. They have a master. And that would be Gladys Antoinette Lucy Sky Gizmeta Franklena.
How does George's biscuit get so loud?
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(Inside joke or am I missing something here? XD His crunchy one from AHDN?)
That wasn't his biscuit at all, silly! Everytime he took a bite, Ringo cracked his knuckles by chance.~
Who did Paul date before marrying his first wife?
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^ Okay, this time I'll refrain from giving an obvious, crazed fangirl answer :X , so I'll say...he dated no one! Hee hee. :P
What color are Ringo's eyes?
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Good for you, Penny Lane. XD *Pat, pat.*
There are only about 10 people in the world with purple eyes, and Ringo is one of them! =3
What famous hairstyle did the Beatles have?
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The Beatles all had a different styl of hair. Rigno- Zebra patterned hats John- Dredlocks George-bald Paul-Clown syle; rainbow afros
What did John sing in the bathtub in AHDN?
This was done by FNU's sister, NOT her!!!!! 8)
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The Beatles all had a different styl of hair. Rigno- Zebra patterned hats John- Dredlocks George-bald Paul-Clown syle; rainbow afros
What did John sing in the bathtub in AHDN?
This was done by FNU's sister, NOT her!!!!! 8)
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They were bald, of course! Their manager said this wasn't good for their image and no-one would like them, so they grew it long, long, long.
Why was Paul left-handed?
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Aw, FNU's sister beat me! Her sister!
Well, everyone knows that John sang in the bath because the director was trying to put us on to how the Beatles were such good singers. They just practised a lot!
Why was Paul left-handed?
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It's the little sister! HII THERE! I KNOW YOU!
Anyways, Paul was left handed because he said his right hand was too ugly.
Why was there a benefit for Mr. Kite?
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Because he needed plastic surgery. If you listen to the lyrics, it's totally obvious. I mean, DUH!
Why did Ringo need to be painted red in "Help!"?
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anyone with purple eyes would know this silly! it reflects the sunlight from blinding them.
why did Paul suggest to do it in the road?
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Because driving a motorized sofa anywhere but in the road would be strange.
Why does Ringo have such a big nose?
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^ Because Ringo was the handsomest of the Beatles, and Paul got jealous of losing attention from the girls and punched Ringo in the nose. Thus, Ringo's nose has been swollen to this very day. :P
Which books did John Lennon write?
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'I Like Food' and 'Look at My Nails: A Tribute to Nail Polish".
What stadium did they play at twice? (Once in 1965 and again in 1966.)
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St. Peter's Little League ball field in downtown Baton Rouge, Louisiana, of course.~
What was the song "Blackbird" about?
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^ It was about someone named Christine J. Blackbird, a longtime friend of the Beatles.
Who was Sgt. Pepper, really?
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He was a band teacher for Paul's father when he was in elementary school.~
Is anything Beatle-proof?
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^ Yes. Every darned thing in this world is Beatle-proof. Nobody likes the Beatles.
(And yes...it was painful for me to write that!!!)
Why did Paul walk barefoot on the "Abbey Road" cover?
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XD
He was barefoot because he wanted attention drawn to himself. He was so over having all the others try to take his spotlight. I guess it worked!
How did the Monkees and the Beatles know each other?
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They all met at a zoo. Right between the lion and tiger exhibits.
Where is Strawberry Fields?
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Right behind my house. Y'all should come visit some time. ^^
How many songs did Ringo sing for the band?
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None. During tours. he wouldn't sing. He would lip-sync and a little leprechaun under the stage would sing.
Choose the correct answer:
Happiness is a Warm...
a ) Gun.
b )Bun.
c ) BANG, BANG, SHOOT, SHOOT.
d ) None of the above.
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B!
In their first movie, George was seen eating a crunchy bun, when he suddenl burst into the song, "Happiness is a Warm Bun". Ohm nom nom!!
Is Ringo a mod or a rocker?
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Neither. He's a country star, y'all!
Why did John write If I Fell?
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He was wondering what's it like to be an accident prone
Why did people didn't need to know John was married? (I think the grammer here is incorrect :-/ )
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because they knew he was a pathological liar who pretended that he was married to get people to ask him about his wife....(maybe...no?)
who was mother nature's son?
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Paul's neighbour, when he lived back in Oslo in the 40s. His neighbour was from Lithuania and his Dominican Republican name roughly translated into Mother Nature (in Enlish). Paul was friends with his neighbour's son, and hence he wrote a song about him
What image is there on the Abbey Road album?
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It's the Beatles in mid-air whilst bungee jumping from the Eifel Tower. ...And, of course, they've all got shoes on.~
How many of the Beatles are dead?
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All four. When the band broke up, all of them committed suicide.
Where and when did John and Paul meet for the first time?
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Februaryy 33rd, 1673 at my house before I started living here.
How many Antholocy CDs are there?
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^ Ten!
Which Beatle had 11 toes? :P
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^ Ten!
Which Beatle had 11 toes? :P
(http://images.quizilla.com/P/PeaceLoveAndHarmony/1093888767_tlesPics15.jpg)
Mmm, not sure. I know that George had four legs and three hands (see picture above), so I guess he's the most obvious choice.
Who was The Beatles' original drummer?
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the reverend al sharpton...but his tone was all wrong so they fired him....
who was thier first bass player?
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That was Keith Moon. He originally joined the Beatles to be their lead singer, but he couldn't sing. Then it was suggested that he would play the guitar, but he couldn't play it. He was given the bass guitar instead, because he could hardly mess things up that way, but still he did. He then got fired and became some famous drummer elsewhere.
Why did the Beatles play up on the roof in January 1969?
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because allen klien locked them out of the studio....
what's a the famous record label started by the guys... ;D oscar for president...
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The famous Purple Boat Records, of course.~
What does "Ringo" mean in Japanese?
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^Grapefruit.
Here's a hard one: Who was Hey Jude written for?
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ME!!! :)
What was the inspiration for the White Album?
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Mmm, not sure. I know that George had four legs and three hands (see picture above), so I guess he's the most obvious choice.
Very funny! ;D I wonder who's standing behind George.
What was the inspiration for the White Album?
A polar bear eating vanilla ice cream during a snowstorm, obviously!
Why did Paul and Jane Asher never marry?
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Why did Paul and Jane Asher never marry?
Paul clog danced, and Jane was embarrased of that. It's not Paul's fault that he's truly gifted!
In their movie A Hard Day's Night, which scene has the boys running on a field?
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^ It's during the concert scene...they're so talented that they can run and play instruments at the same time (especially Ringo, you should see him running with his drum set!).
Which artists have been very influential for the Beatles?
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That Ringo part made me laugh! Influential artists? Beethoven, Tchaicovsky, Handel, and Mozart. No one really knows how they went from classical to rock and roll, though.
Who was Ringo's best friend? [besides any of you!]
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^Fine. But his best friends were a pair of to gloves. The left named Wally and the right names Whaley.
Who wrote Something?
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Besides me? XD
It was Michael Jackson, of course! The two made a few songs together later on.~
Which Beatle became more popular than the others when they broke up?
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^None of them. They all hid in caves and houses. Actually, Wally and Whaley became more famous than The Beatles for a while. Haven't you seen those Wal and Whale movies?
Which Beatle plays lead guitar?
(Another hard one!)
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^ None of the Beatles played guitars. They were a kazoo quartet.
What does Paul like to eat?
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Nothing but roast beef, roast beef, roast beef! ;D
((Sorry-- Bianca and I answered that Ringo's friend question at the same time, so I didn't answer her first question.~ So here it is. o__o))
Who wrote 'Something'?
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^ Frank Sinatra did (har har). In his forgetfulness, he kept referring to it as a "Lennon-McCartney" composition, but it really is his song.
(Love the roast beef comment, BTW!)
Who were the Apple Scruffs?
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They were George's collection of apple shaped shower sponges (sponge is not the roght word is it? but you get what I mean, I hope!)
In the song Sexy Sadie, there is a line that goes Sexy Sadie what have you done. Who is Sexy Sadie and what did (s)he did?
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^Sexy Sadie is that girl who served John some pasta one day at a restaurant. He really likes her and wrote that song. Then, at that same restaurant on a different day, Sadie was his waitress, again.
Which Beatle is the cute Beatle?
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There is no cute Beatle. They're all frikin ugly.
(It burns to say! DDDDX)
Which Beatle went to art college?
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Ringo did. He learned to paint masterpieces with his drumsticks. It's all true, ya know.
In the song "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?", what exactly are we doing in the road? ;D
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I told you, they were driving their motorized sofa! However, people were watching them, 'cause it's not everyday you get to see people drive a full-size Lay-Z-Boy down the street.
What was the song Penny Lane about?
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It's not a song... It's an album name. It's not even by the Beatles!
It's the Pete Best Band's all-new CD. It's the street on which Peter bought a house for his mother.~
I believe you're thinking of the song "Haymans Green", which is about dinosaurs chasing little kids. D:
Which Beatle looked good in facial hair?
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It's not a song... It's an album name. It's not even by the Beatles!
It's the Pete Best Band's all-new CD.
Oh, great...I named myself after a Pete Best CD??? :X :P
Which Beatle looked good in facial hair?
Yoko. ;D ;D
Which Beatle posed nude with his wife on an album cover?
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Nothing wrong with that.~ Poor underloved Pete. D=
XDDD Yoko... X3
"Which Beatle posed nude with his wife on an album cover?"
None of them! They all practiced abstinence very strictly.
Which is the short Beatle?
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Charlie, he is so small no one knows there is a fifth beatle cause they can't see him.
What other hobbies does lucy have apart from playing about in the sky with diamonds ?
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^Eating toothpicks.
What did George name his hair?
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^ Bianca. Hehe!
What instrument does Paul's famous bass guitar resemble?
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^A piano!
Which Beatle wore famous glasses?
(I love you, Penny Lane!)
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Which Beatle wore famous glasses?
A: Nigel Spector, who later went on to fame as Doug Dimsdale, the Languid Lothario of Liverpool.
Q: How did the Jelly Belly craze begin?
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john stole some from a shop but got caught. fans wanted to give it to him for free.
what was the inspiration for george to write piggies?
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He met his real parents after finding out he was adopted. They were pig-raisers! People think there's a deeper meaning to the song, but that's just a joke. It really is about piggies-- his parents even had piggies with white shirts.
Who was the walrus?
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That's a dumb question! The walrus was John's pet, which he named Paul to confuse everyone. While certain substances were running through his veins, he thought that he was the walrus, but he really wasn't.
What did Ringo do to earn the nickname Ringo?
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He had a rather scary obsession with merry-go-rounds. o.o
What was Brian Epstein's big secret?
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^He eats pen caps. o.o
Who was John's first wife?
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Pattie Boyd.~
Where did the lads first meet?
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^In jail.
Where was their last concert?
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Well, their last concert was in WISCONSIN, at my school, of course.
What kind of guitar did John play?
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^ John played a guitar made of a cardboard box and rubber bands. Amazingly enough, that's the same guitar used in some of the Beatles' albums.
Why did the Beatles have moptop haircuts?
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Because George's lunatic friend always went around with a soup dish on his head. When he needed a haircut, he refused to take the dish off his head. The barber took off what he could, but Sam the lunatic ended up with a mop-top. Girls were digging Sam's hairut, so the Beatles adopted the look.
Why were the Beatles beat up and mobbed in the Phillipines?
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^They were loved too much by the people!
(My mommy being one of them. =D)
The song And I Love Her was written for who?
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Ehem. And I Love Her was written by John about me. Duh! But, John didn't feel like singing his work, so he passed it to Paul.
There have, however been rumors that Paul wrote it about our very own Penny Lane, but the source is a crappy illegitimate one.
Why did Ringo grow a mustache?
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There have, however been rumors that Paul wrote it about our very own Penny Lane, but the source is a crappy illegitimate one.
LOL...thanks, Miss Lennon. I'll keep on dreaming for the day something like that happens! :P
Why did Ringo grow a mustache?
He grew it because the Beatles were identical quadruplets, and Ringo needed a way to stand out from the rest of the group.
Why did John sing with such a hoarse, raspy voice during "Twist and Shout"?
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It wasnt John singing, it was in fact his brother, Clem! Clem's voice is so different from John's that the only way they could pull it off was for Clem to sing in his regular voice and tell everyone that it was John sounding all raspy.
Who is the oldest Beatle?
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Actually, they were all born at the exact same time-- except George. He was born 0.00482 seconds earlier than the others.
what kind of jackets were the boys famous for?
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They were famous for wearing purple shark skin jackets.
The Beatles' music was first released on what kind of recording format? (Meaning CD's, tapes, etc.)
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they would sing to talking parrots, which would then be sold, and they'd forever repeat the song, over and over, and over........they're still singing somewhere!
What is the name of the album with this famous image on its cover?
(http://agentsofurbanism.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/crosswalk-abbey-road.jpg)
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^ It's called "Four Dudes Walking Across the Street." Apparently they weren't too creative. :P
Why did George Harrison hate going to school so much?
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Because the teachers that taught him weren't cool.
What was their favourite place to travel and tour?
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The Philippines.
Who sang the 'aaahh's in A Day In The Life? ;D
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Well, people think that is was a person singing, but it really was the famous Esther Weinberg singing turtles. The turtles could not sing words, but they ah, eh, ih, oh, and uh. And sometimes yh. The Beatles paid Esther 10 pounds for her turtles' services.
Why did George start to play the sitar?
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Because he wanted to be noticed more, so he figured the bigger the instrument, the more attention he'd get.~
What colour hair did the lads have?
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Pink with pruple spots.
Which Beatle was the DRUMMER?
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Brian Epstein. Very talented bloke, he was. ;D
Who was Dr. Robert?
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^My doctor... HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!?!
Finish the line:
"I should have known ..."
a) Better.
b) Butter.
c) Batter.
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c) Batter.
John wrote that song because he was sick of eating bad pancakes.
Why did Ringo decide to become a drummer?
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Ringo decided to be a drummer because he wanted to play drums in a marching band he wanted to be the only one to use a tenor drum or the snare drum.
Why did John made somebody paint his Rolls-Royce ?
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Because he was sick of all the fangirls! If he spiced it up, maybe they wouldn't know it was his car... So much for that.~
What superpowers did the lads have? o.o
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George: Ability to orb and revive.
John: Ability to clean at super fast speeds. *Maid-King theme*
Paul: Ability to smile and get away with anything. He got away with a mild warning when he got a parking ticket.
Ringo: Ability to stick massive amounts of itmes in his neb.
What color is the old brown shoe. Don't hurt yourself thinking!
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Uhh... er... uhhmmm...!!! *Brain-cramp.* Geez! I dunno, blue? Goodness.
In the song "Glass Onion", what does John reveal Paul as?
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The Paul-rus.
In the song 'Because', the world is what?
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^ "Because the world is"...my oyster. :P
Why were Paul and Ringo left-handed?
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Because they joined the rebellion against Lord Vader (a very unwise choice, I might add) and Vader proceeded to cut off their right hands. They are now replaced with mechanicial ones that do not work quite as well as their left hands.
How many wives did each Beatle have?
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Well, Ringo had two, the first named Bertha, but she left Ringo because of his rather large nose, and the second was named Sam[antha] John only had one wife. George had two, but his second wife was deported while they were on their honeymoon because she insulting a waiter, so George never saw her again. And Paul had two, and has a girlfriend. Everyone thinks they are going to get married, but little does Paul know that his girlfriend is a really a troll! [no, I do not think Nancy is a troll]
Why did Ringo like rings so much?
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It takes the emphasis away from his rather large neb.
What's the thing playing at the beginning of Strawberry Fields Forever?
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^ A flute made from a cardboard paper towel tube.
Why doesn't Paul go by his birth name (James)?
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^Paul had a hunch that the name 'James' was over-done.
Which Harrison written song was the only song performed live?
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Don't you all know that it was 'If You're Happy and You Know It'? You see, George wrote that song, but everyone altered the lyrics to make more sense. The original was "if you're happy and you know it scream and cry....if you're happy and you know it and you've got no hair to pull out, if you're happy and you know it scream and cry" This lyric worked very well live, because the female part of the audience instantly complied.
What made Paul eyebrows the way they are?
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^The art of shaving them off and getting eyebrow extensions.
Which Beatles member formed Wings?
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George because he was the only one who could fly, of course.
which Beatle was the first to marry, and when?
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George to me on my birthday in 1963.
What is the song 'Blackbird' about?
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George to me on my birthday in 1963.
What is the song 'Blackbird' about?
The song blackbird was originally supposed to be called 'blink, bird!' because of the fact that Paul was disgusted with Yoko never blinking (because of her witch powers of course...), but he didn't want to offend Ringo, Yoko's husband.
What religion was George? :)
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Athiest. Duh!
John is older that George. How much older is John?
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John was born in the year 138 CE and was an advisor to the emperor Antoninus Pius, so he is several thousand years older than George Harrison who was born in 2001...
What happened on John Lennon's lost weekend?
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^John got lost in the woods. That's why it's called a 'lost weekend.' When Yoko found out John went missing, she started yelling, and John followed that voice of hers and got out safely. =D
Which Beatles album is a double album?
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it is informally known as the Pink Album, because it is entirely pink, inside, outside, actual records, everything, though the real name is printed in the corner of the cover, "The Beat Less".
what was the title of the song with the working title "Scrambled Eggs"?
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It was Today. Because Paul was very upset that day as had some trouble with his love. He thought: It`s now or never! And sang the song Today! Everything worked out fine!
Who was the first Beatles` child?
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^ I am. I am John's long lost daughter. ??)
Why did Ringo stop by my house for tea yesterday? Oh wait, there's no wrong answer for that. :P
Why did the Beatles like tea so much?
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The Beatles liked tea because they were from Argentina, and in Argentina everybody drinks tea. However when they came to Britain they were surprised to see people drinking mate (matae). What funny British, they thought: tea is the Drink and with Milk of course!
Who was the first to have a moptop?
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It depends how you look at it. Ringo got crazy at a party once and put a mop on his head. John didn't feel like cutting his hair one day. Ringo's party mop look came before John being too lazy to get a haircut.
Did the world being round turn the Beatles on or off?
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Well, sadly, it turned them off. They thought that the world resembled a rather fat person, fat people being round and all. They didn't like their world being fat, too.
Who was the first Beatle to play guitar?
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The first Beatle to play guitar was the fifth beatle, George Martin. He thought, oh, those guys, they want to get famous and don`t know a thing! I`ll show them how to play guitar and he started playing, having had to learn it from Mimi who was the head and soul of the band, the leader of the gang! Intimidated by knowing that Mimi was behind it all the guys were quick to learn and very soon performed on stage efficiently.
Why was the band called Silver Beatles?
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Because they always came second. The Golden Rutles always stood in their way, winning Best Band year after year.
What were the words of a sermon that no one will hear?
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"Paul is dead, don't we all miss him?"
What was the plot of the Beatles first film?
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They were all going to go skydiving.
Do The Beatles get high or low with a little help from their friends?
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Because they always came second. The Golden Rutles always stood in their way, winning Best Band year after year.
What were the words of a sermon that no one will hear?
Oh, I enjoyed your post very much! The best "wrong answer" and very witty!
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They were all going to go skydiving.
Do The Beatles get high or low with a little help from their friends?
they get low, because they crashed after skydiving! D= and it was their friends who made them do it.......PEER PRESSURE!
what is the song Maxwell's Silver Hammer about?
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It's about the best song Ringo never wrote.
Oh, I enjoyed your post very much! The best "wrong answer" and very witty!
Thank you, Jane. But yours was the best "wrong question". We'll share the credit.
What was Heather's reply when Paul said, "Baby you can drive my car with your other foot"?
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"It fell off while I was trying to strut my stuff again. Sorry."
Which Beatle is being targeted in their movie 'Help!'?
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Ringo. [no, really] these Japanese people were really hungry, and they misread Ringo's name as 'apple' on a poster (ha, Apple Starr)
and stormed the Beatles like hungry woodpeckers.
In the song 'I'm Looking Through You' who or what is Paul looking through?
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Well, that`s easy. Paul was looking through the window, disbelieving his eyes, cause he saw John running along the road with a driving wheel in his hands as if he were driving a car. Paul thought he himself had gone mad and even started speaking to the window:
Window window in the wall
Who is crazy John or Paul?
At that moment John saw Paul and asked him to join up.
-Where are you going, John? - To the top. - Where`s that? - In London!
And Paul joined John along with the other fab two, and the minute they did it the whole world went crazy and started running after them and they ran and ran for 8 years!
Why did girls like Pete Best so much?
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^Who's pete Best? I remember hearing about a Pete West, but not a Pete Best. :-/ Anyways, Pete West was liked due to his amazing shoes. They were so shiny!
Which came first: The sun or the moon?
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Actually, the sun and the moon were having a race and they exploded simultaneously for no reason, neither really came first. because it was so dark, Nobody could see where they were going so for the betterment of mankind, Paul volunteered to take both the sun and the moon's places in the solar system. however, Paul got sick of doing so much work and just started floating around the universe out of sheer boredom. hence the name of his most famous song " Across the Universe "
Why did John get a lip ring during the Let it Be sessions?
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^ well, one day just before the session, John found a very cool ring. His first choice was to wear it on his finger, but that's exactly what Ringo has always done with his rings, and John didn't want to look like he's copying him. Then he remembered George and Paul talking about getting nose rings the other night, so that was out too. The only option left was to wear the ring as a lip ring.
What happened at the end of the Yellow Submarine film?
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^Old Fred went back to Liverpool to bring more people to Pepperland. Then, there was an overpopulation in Pepperland, so the Blue Meanies (not to be confused with out friend on the forums Blue Meanie.) went to Liverpool. People were very scared, and they decided to all go to the Sea of Time to reverse things so Old Fred never went to Liverpool that second time.
Which Beatles was thought to ahve been dead from a car crash?
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Ringo. People have said that Ringo lost half of his left eyebrow in the crash, so his stand-in had half of his left eyebrow removed.
In the song Penny Lane, what is the barber showing photographs of?
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^ They were pics of me and Paul together. Awwww.
Why did John marry Yoko?
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Oh my God, he's a polygamist??!! He's been stepping out on me! Why I oughta... :P
What was George's favorite thing to eat?
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carrots, cause he's a rabbit, of course!
what is different about the Rubber Soul album cover?
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^Rubber Soul had the boys dancing with each other on the cover.
Which Beatle played the sitar?
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Which Beatle played the sitar?
Ringo, of course.
Which Beatle released an album called "McCartney"?
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Ringo, of course.
Which Beatle released an album called "McCartney"?
Ringo again. He was so funny, you know. He played the sitar, named his albums McCartneys, and was about to marry Yoko Ono when...
Which of The Beatles married Yoko Ono?
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Ringo again. He was so funny, you know. He played the sitar, named his albums McCartneys, and was about to marry Yoko Ono when...
Which of The Beatles married Yoko Ono?
Paul did. Ringo was going to marry Yoko but then Paul wrote the well known hit "The Ballad Of Paul And Yoko" and she fell in love with him. John then quit the band and released his solo debut record: "Harrison".
(http://bauergriffinonline.com/bfm_gallery/2008/06/PaulYokoStellaEvent/post_image/post_image-leader.jpg)
Who was the walrus?
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^Yoko. That's why Paul liked her. (I'm really sorry FNU and Penny lane.)
Which Beatle wrote All Things Musp Pass?
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^Yoko. That's why Paul liked her. (I'm really sorry FNU and Penny lane.)
Agggh! ??) >:( >:(
:P
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Which Beatle wrote All Things Musp Pass?
That was John. He always liked the number 9, and if you play All Things Must Pass backwards and speed it up really fast, you'll hear "number 9" repeated 9 times!
What was Lovely Rita's occupation?
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Lovely Rita was a construction worker. in the song, Ringo made the lyrics quite obvious:
Standing by a parking meter
when I caught a glimpse of Rita
Filling in a pot hole in her liquid gray cement.
In a cap she looked much older
And the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a exactly like a construction man!
who was Sexy Sadie written about?
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"Sexy Sadie" is a song written by George about Mia Farrow's sister, from the Black Album. For that record he also wrote a song called "Dear Maharishi".
Which film is this picture from?:
(http://images.salon.com/ent/music/feature/2003/01/27/paul_yoko/story.jpg)
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It`s from Yellow Yoko. She was so yellow=cowardly that she decided to retreat and Give Beatles A Chance and left for Japan for good.
Who was the most beautiful Beatle wife?
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of course George's one,Eric Clapton-Harrison they were such a lovely couple :) why they choose Abbey Road for an album's name?
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Because that's the name of the highest mountain of the world.
What was "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" inspired by?
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Dakota Fanning, of course! Her name in "I Am Sam" was Lucy Diamond Dawson.
When exactly was that famous time in which John became a Catholic monk? I can't remember. ;)
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His 17th birthday! Remember? He had just come home after hanging out with Paul, and he said, "Aunt Mimi, I want to be a monk." Then, Mimi came out with a Catholic monk, and the monk said, "I declare you a Catholic monk!"
Which Beatle was on the bottom right on the Revolver album?
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William Campbell,in my opinion the most talented Beatle,anyway who's Billy Shears?
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Joe Cocker, the singer of "With A Little Help From My Friends".
Which Beatles song was covered by Bob Dylan?
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Penny Lane. Bob lived in Penny Lane and when Paul "died" in an accident he took his place in the Beatles and covered every single Paul`s song. He looked so much like Paul that noone noticed the substitute, only die-hard fans who know the truth...
Why did Ringo join the Beatles?
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^He was bored!
Which Beatle got the mop top first?
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Harry Beatle
What kind of guitar did John play?
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He played the Frequent Flyer -- the only guitar for a real man to have!
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/mariole/ZGuitar01.jpg)
Who wore sunglasses the most often?
...By decade?
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Sam. 1920s
How many Beatles were abducted by aliens?
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^27.5 of them.
What year were our 27.5 Beatles abducted by aliens?
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Just last year! It was all over the news! They even abducted legless Sam, the 'half Beatle' :'(
Which Beatle was the best swimmer?
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That was John McCartney - you know, Paul's grandfather. (He did join the Beatles for about four months, so technically he was a Beatle too). And he was an excellent swimmer. Remember how in AHDN he says to that lady in the club "I bet you are a great swimmer"? Well, it takes one to know one.
What was the Beatles' favourite game to play in their hotel rooms?
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^It was cruel, but it was 'See Who Can Climb Up Ringo's Neb'.
Ringo won once because he climbed up his own neb.
Which Beatle had a bus driver dad?
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Bus-Driving-Dad-Bob.
where is the Beatles favorite place to vacation?
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^Boston, MA of course! Who doesn't love Boston... aside from the usual New Yorkers?
Which Beatle is secrety a rabbit?
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Paul. Have you seen all those kids?
Who was the first Beatle to record a "solo" song for a Beatles album?
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Ringo was. The song was called "Tomorrow" and features only Ringo on vocals and tambourine. The Strawberry Alarm Clock did a version of that song.
Who did a cover version of John's "Nutopian International Anthem"?
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^Me! I didn't like it, so I threw it out. Someone got ahold of the tapes, though.
Which Beatle was a pro wrestler?
(Wow.)
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George. he tried it once, to impress you, but then hurt himself and stopped trying.
what was the name of song Paul wrote about his dog?
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"March up my beer", named after his St. Bernard who carried beer to him in a special barrel around her neck.
Which Beatle had more shoes than Imelda Marcos?
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^John. He and I had some awesome matching boots. They were orange with pink and yellow polka dots!
Which of the Beatles were blonde?
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All of them. It is a common misconception that their hair was naturally purple, but that's only because they kept dying it. They were, in fact, natural blondes.
Which Beatle wrote a book and what was it about?
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^The 7th Beatle, Jimmy Jack, wrote a book. It was about those mini margarita umbrellas.
Which Beatle was obessed with rain?