Her Majesty!!!
(rolling3)
It makes me laugh sooo much, that mental image of Paul getting himself a belly full of wine to get enough courage to ask the Queen to marry him (maybe that's not what he's asking), and it's a bit like their irreverent humour about going to the Palace to get their MBE's. And the Queen doesn't have a lot to say (apart from the Chrimbo Speech, but that's hardly a gasser, as they say).
Seriously though, I did have to ponder deeply about this one, because they have such a good track record (excuse the intended pun) of putting a cracking good tune on the end of a disc (apart from Run for your life).