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Solo forums => John Lennon => Topic started by: andersonCouncill on September 26, 2005, 03:42:56 AM
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My blind hatred for Yoko Ono caused me and some friends to stumble upon a fun way to vent anger. When ever you have a problem blame it on Yoko.
Its Yoko's fault I'm falling English even though I'm a writer.
Its Yoko's fault me copy of "Warning" by Green Day disappeared.
And my favorite:
It's Yoko's fault my cat is pregnant!
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My wife and I still do that. We blame everything on Yoko. This thread does remind me of a quote I found on another site that I totally agree with -
As for Macca's wife I think she emerged from the ass of Yoko fully equipped with a peg leg on the end of her stump-a.
I loathe that woman...I really do.
I laughed my @ss off when I read that.
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it yucko's fault my dog has rabies
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It's Yoko fault I don't like sushi.
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It's Yoko's fault I have a cold.
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its yokos fault for pathetically cashing in on lennon(especially for the new release), by releasing pointless albums, trying to project something he wasnt...
....oh yeah, and eeeeerrrrrrr for losing my lunch money
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It's Yoko's fault that I have that itch that comes and goes.
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It's Yoko's fault I'm single.
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Its Yokos Fault I have a headache
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It's Yoko's fault "."
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It's Yoko's fault it's raining.
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It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.
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It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.
that one made me laugh
its Yoko's fault I failed my physics test
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It's Yoko's fault my gf became a guy
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my personal favorite:
It's Yoko's fault I became gay! ;D (honestly I'm not, but if anyone could "make" someone gay, she'd be it)
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Its Yoko's fault Dirk is prowling about. Could it be Dirk is in fact Yoko?
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It's Yoko's fault I can never be an Iron Chef! :-(
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It's Yoko's fault John turned into such a self absorbed twit. Oh wait. We're supposed to be making things up right? Not stating fact. Sorry.
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Nope. It's Yoko's fault alright.
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It's Yoko's fault that I'm having a hard time finding my first full-time job. ;D
It's Yoko's fault that Bush got re-elected. (bad political humor attempt)
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i know this thread is old, but i still like threads like these!!!
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It's Yoko's fault I've got a pathetic 65% in Bio
It's Yoko's fault that Moog synthesizers make otherwise good songs sound really dated
It's Yoko's fault J.K. Rowling killed off my favourite character
It's Yoko's fault that My So-Called Life got cancelled
It's Yoko's fault my friends don't want to hang out with me
It's Yoko's fault that songs about racial equality are now being used in candy commercials
It's Yoko's fault I don't have a prom date
It's Yoko's fault I'm always losing my pens
It's Yoko's fault....
I love this thread! It's funny.
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its yoko's fault that he jumped off of the golden gate
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Why do I feel like we should have titled THIS thread VENT AND blame yoko, cause when I started reading these, I thought "Yeah its her fault I have problems, b****"
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its yoko's fault that it's too hot outside
it's yoko's fault thatt im an isomniac
it's yoko's fault that we had fish for dinner (barf2)(barf2)(barf2)(barf2)
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it's yoko's fault i can't talk.
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It's Yoko's fault that Paul married Heather.
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it's yoko's fault that we have global warming.
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It's Yoko's fault that gas is priced so high
It's Yoko's fault that my mom lost her job
It's Yoko's fault that blockbuster has no Danie Day Lewis movies
It's Yoko's fault that I can't play soccer for 3 months because I have to have surgery because I have an extra bone
It's Yoko's fault that I have a dumb extra bone!
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I could make a dirty joke about that last post... but I won't.
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go ahead ;D
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It's Yoko's fault that Paul married Heather.
LOL! This one is really true! If only she'd married him first, Paul would have been so much... so much... so very much... poorer. ;D
It's Yoko's fault my dinner isn't done-- the manipulative creep!
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It's Yoko's fault Paul recorded "Wonderful Christmastime."
It was witchcraft, of course.
(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm317/geoffw_2008/yokowitch.jpg)
(teeth1)
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It's Yokos fault my dad is selling his beatles albums.
What is wrong with that woman?
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it's Yoko's fault I need money.
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its Yokos fault that its Chris Maras fault ( this is for freakchic specifically. she'll get it. ;) )
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its Yokos fault that its Chris Maras fault ( this is for freakchic specifically. she'll get it. ;) )
HAH!
it's Yoko's fault it's raining outside.
*listens to Rain*
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its Yokos fault we hate Yoko so much!!!!!!!!!!
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It's Yoko to thank that John died as a happy person.
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its Yokos fault im bored! :-/
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it's Yoko's fault that my bottom molars are relapsing
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ya know, Yoko can be blamed for one good thing. its Yokos fault its so satisfying to blame Yoko!
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It's Yoko's fault Paul recorded "Wonderful Christmastime."
It was witchcraft, of course.
Ouch! I hurt myself laughing over this one.
Please don't worry, Dabbik. This thread is a joke. People blame Yoko for things that cannot possibly be her fault. It's sort of to balance all the things that people do accuse Yoko of. Peace.
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it's Yoko's fault I have to do my homework. BLECH!
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it's Yoko's fault for this picture:
(http://www.offthemark.com/Images/beatles/beatles05.gif)
(i hope this works.)
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its Yokos fault my teacher is a ghost.
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it is yoko's fault that if I have 1 more sip of alcohol I die
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it's Yoko's fault the Jonas Brothers exist.
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yuck! Them jones brothers ain't welcome round these parts a town!
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It's Yoko's fault that she was ever born!
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its yokos fault i have MCAS this week!! :'( :'( :'(
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its yokos fault i have MCAS this week!! :'( :'( :'(
i have MCAS, too!
MCAS: Massachusetts Child Abuse System for all of you people who dont know.
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^^^ its yokos fault some people dont know!
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its Yokos fault RINGO STARR will be in boston and i wont be able to meet him!!!!!!!! (or will i........ ;) )
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it's Yoko's fault me and FNU need $70 to see Ringo Starr live, in front of us, in Boston, if we can even go together.
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correction: it's Yoko's fault me and FNU need AT LEAST $70 to see Ringo Starr live, in front of us, in Boston, if we can even go together.
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its Yokos fault i dont have enough guts to ask my dad if i can go to the concert with freakchic!!!!!!!!!!!
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it's Yoko's fault I don't have sweet tea.
it's Yoko's fault FNU won't perform on a sidewalk with me
it's Yoko's fault it's almost 11:00 PM right now and i need to plan but i'm too tired!!!
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its Yokos fault freakchic complains too much!
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it's Yoko's faul i'm hungry, tired, and have the urge to explode!
(the symptoms of stress!)
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its Yokos fault shes so stressed. ^^^ (and let me tell you, not a pretty sight.....)
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it's Yoko's fault i have a stupid headache!!!
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its yokos fault freakchic takes to long to reply to personal messages!!! >:(
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it's Yoko's fault my eye hurts.
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its yokos fault a prson i know (and hates) has no life of her own.
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Cool thread...............
It's Yoko's fault we're having all these tornadoes in Arkansas.....
It's Yoko's fault we planted the wrong green beans.........
It's Yoko's fault I've got hemorrhoids.........oops....... ;D
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It's Yoko's fault my blog was closed down. (And it probably is!)
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It's Yoko's fault for all the cyclone/earthquake world disasters..........
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its yokos fault my computer started freaking out on me.
...and that my dog started freaking out on me.
...and that my friend started freaking out on me.
...and that my ghost teachers favorite phrase is "or what have you". SO ANNOYING!
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it's Yoko's fault my eye might be infected.
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ooh it's definitely Yoko's fault that my hair has gone from brunette to brunette with gray streaks IN 8 MONTHS!
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It's Yoko's fault that I suffer from all these allergies...........
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It's Yoko's fault that I suffer from all these allergies...........
you are not alone.
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It's Yoko's fault that somebody's selling John Lennon trainers:
(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm317/geoffw_2008/ep07-lupe-lennon.jpg)
... and it is her fault, too.
(wave2)
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It's Yoko's fault that somebody's selling John Lennon trainers:
([url]http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm317/geoffw_2008/ep07-lupe-lennon.jpg[/url])
... and it is her fault, too.
(wave2)
OMG!!!! I can't believe THAT!!! What a sell-out!!!
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It's Yoko's fault that somebody's selling John Lennon trainers:
([url]http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm317/geoffw_2008/ep07-lupe-lennon.jpg[/url])
... and it is her fault, too.
(wave2)
??) those are purrdy! I WANT THEM! (they're so heavy.)
it's Yoko's fault those Target commercials are still out there!
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It's Yoko's fault I can't think of better faults.
It's Yoko's fault I don't have a girlfriend.
It's Yoko's fault for America invaded Vietnam.
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It's Yoko's fault that Chelsea lost the Champions League final last night.
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It's Yoko's fault I have to pay bills. She could have at least won that damn revolution she and her husband went on about so much around 1972.
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what about a 'It's Heather Mills' fault , ;D
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its Yokos fault i am having breathing issues.
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it's Yoko's fault i'm stressed!!! >:(
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It's Yoko's fault I still haven't memorized all my lines
It's Yoko's fault the party got cancelled
It's Yoko's fault my friend loves someone else and not me
It's Yoko's fault I am completely and totally broke
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what about a 'It's Heather Mills' fault , ;D
That's got potential, especially in view of this sort of thing:
Drink Rats' Milk, Heather Mills says
Bang! Showbiz | Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Heather Mills has taken her promotion of veganism to another level in her new book, a healthy living manual.
In the 64-page book entitled Get Healthy with Heather, the 40-year-old former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney dispenses advice on how to live a stress-free life, including swapping to a vegan diet.
Heather said: "Spring is in the air and this is a time for change, regeneration and new beginnings. We all know sometimes that life
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I guess rats and dogs aren't worthy of the same rights as cows?
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Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?
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Um, have you ever tried to milk a rat? I used to have them as pets. Um, they're little?!?!? You'd probably have to milk 10 to get one tiny glass of milk. I don't even know if it's possible to milk a dog. And why are we milking omnivores/carnivores? Their milk has way different nutritional content than cows or goats. Consider the number of people who are lactose intolerant just to cows milk.
This is what happens when people who don't know much go around making pronouncements. Not that I'm an expert, but finding a milk that is nutritional for little zoo critters (like the famous polar bears Klond**e and Snow) who were rejected by their mother is no trivial matter. Milk is not interchangeable; it's sort of customized. I suppose people could eat it because we can eat almost anything but... I think her point was that you don't need to set aside acreage for rats or dogs-- or perhaps they don't expel methane? Hard to say.
I'd like to understand her meaning, because she's a role model for me in so many ways. Already I'm planning my move on a rich Saudi prince. I have my work cut out; topping $34,000 per day will be tough. But it's a nice challenge.
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It's Yoko's fault I got kicked off the LOTL board............
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its Yokos fault that i have to simplify stupid equations. i mean, who would like simplifying this?
2(2c + 11d) + 8c -14d + - 31b..... and on and on....................
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its Yokos fault that i have to simplify stupid equations. i mean, who would like simplifying this?
2(2c + 11d) + 8c -14d + - 31b..... and on and on....................
It's not that hard. Combine the like terms outside the parenthesis, do the distributive property, and it'll eventually turn into a 2-step equation.
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yeah, i know. (isnt it obvious?) i just said it wasnt fun!
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Hahaha my two friends got together and started dating, and it kinda tore apart all the rest of us who hang out with them, so we all call them the 'yokos'. It's funny cause its bringing us all together again.
Thanks Yoko for healing friendships!
But you still suck b itch!
;)
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It's Yoko's fault i have eye itchiness that won't stop :-/
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It's Yoko's fault The Beatles remasters are not in the shops (jumping)
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It's Yoko's fault that I have stubborn turtles.
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It's Yoko's fault i'm running late , ive a bus into town i must catch (wave1)
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it's Yoko's fault that Indy Mac, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are going bankrupt!
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When i heard these names on the UK news they made me smile (smile)
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which?
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it's Yoko's fault i've had the flu! :P
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it's Yoko's fault that everyone backed out of my 19th birthday party :'(
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it's Yoko's fault that everyone backed out of my 19th birthday party :'(
Aww. Same thing happened to me and my 13th birthday party.
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It`s Yoko`s fault that the day is ruined...
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It's Yoko's fault I have to work tonight.
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It's Yoko's fault that Coldplay exist.
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It`s Yoko`s fault i won`t go to the sea this summer...
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It's Yoko's fault that Coldplay exist.
hey, hey, hey! Don't be hating the Coldplay!!!! (I know this isn't really the forum but their new album Viva La Vida is rockin!)
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at frist I was laughing, but now this is kinda sad
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It's Yoko's fault I had to get up this morning.
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It's Yoko's fault that it's dark and rainy out right now. ;)
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It's Yoko's fault that i've not seen Paul live in concert yet!! :P
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it's yokos fault that john was happy the beatles were over.....also its yokos fault that he lived longer than he wanted to....
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It's Yoko's fault that I have to start school soon :(
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It's yoko's fault i'm diagnosed to have ear infection :( it hurts you know.
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it is yoko's fault that i only have three cd's by the beatles
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it is yoko's fault that the gas is so expensive. and it is yoko's fault that it is so hot outside
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It's Yoko's fault that I have a trapped nerve in my back.
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It's Yoko's fault that I don't know if I wanna cry or not.
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It`s Yoko`s fault that I have a headache.
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*revives thread*
It's Yoko's fault that my favorite TV channel went HD and the TV in my room isn't all HD-like!
It's Yoko's fault that my stomach hurts.
It's Yoko's fault that my Play-Doh is salty.
It's Yoko's fault it's all cold out.
It's Yoko's fault that I'm so tired even though I woke up late.
It's Yoko's fault that Beatles songs are in commercials.
It's Yoko's fault that I have a stalker that likes me.
It's Yoko's fault there is school.
It's Yoko's fault my leg just randomly started hurting.
It's Yoko's fault this is so darn fun.
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It's Yoko's fault that my Play-Doh is salty.
You eat Play-Doh freakchic9? ;)
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What a mean thread...but funny. ;D Great way to vent.
It's Yoko's fault that I'm hating school and clinical practicum so much right now.
It's Yoko's fault that this past week sucked so bad and I came home crying last Friday.
It's Yoko's fault that a supervisor I know is a total pain in the you-know-where.
It's Yoko's fault that i've not seen Paul live in concert yet!! :P
Oh yes, I must blame her for that as well!
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It's Yoko's fault I'm failing Spanish.
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It's yoko's fault i don't know how to cross stitch and it's yoko's fault i forgot to take my medicine. :-/
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You eat Play-Doh freakchic9? ;)
Uhh...
Look! A thing! In the sky! Near Taiwan!
=D
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Looks like it's over China to me. ;)
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^Ooh! And it dives into the ocean. Oh well.
It's Yoko's fault that thing, whatever it may be, fell into the ocean.
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oh, Yoko! WHY?!?!? it was so shiny!^
Its Yokos fault i have a project due tomorrow that i barely started yet.
its Yokos fault i am feeling sick.
its Yokos fault its so cold yet not snowing!
its Yokos fault theres no glue in this house!
its Yokos fault my hair goes all FWHOOP! in the morning.
its Yokos fault i had to wake up/come alive today.
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It's Yoko's fauly that my hair won't co-operate with me. It's supposed to ge all Veronica Lake, but I'm starting to get Yoko on one side!
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It's Yoko's fault I hate my job! LOL ;D
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What's your job?
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^ whatever it is, its yoko's fault
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What's your job?
What I really hate is that no matter what I'm always wrong... and yes I blame Yoko for that... ;D
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It's Yoko's fault I don't have enough money to buy kickass gifts for all my friends!
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It's Yoko's fault that the Grinch hates Christmas...LOL ;D
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It's Yoko's fault that Paul won't do a world tour. :X
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It's Yoko's fault that Rice Krispies almost came out of my nose.
And do you know how much my nose hurts now?
A LOT!
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ouch, is that even possibe?!?!?
its Yokos fualt i hurt myself so much, while sitting down! or walking! or falling off couches!
(im such a clutz! but its not my fault! its Yokos!)
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It's Yoko's fault that Rice Krispies almost came out of my nose.
And do you know how much my nose hurts now?
A LOT!
Oh my God. How did you do that?! ??)
It's all Yoko's fault I don't want to do schoolwork.
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^I was laughing at Yoko for doing something and I was eating a Rice Krispie Treat.
And my nose still hurts. =(
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Hope you're okay now Freakchic9....
It's Yoko's fault i have flu
It's yoko's fault i had a bad dream last night
It's yoko's fault i can't breathe so well
It's yoko's fault i missed out on some things in school today
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It's Yoko's fault that Yoko is so Ono
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oh and it's Yoko's fault that The Dirty Mac never have been a band, but as I said, I'm not against her. I respect her.
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It's Yoko's fault that every joint in my body hurts :'(
It's Yoko's fault that I'm working tonight (3, count em, 3 cashiers on, on a Tuesday!!)
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It`s Yoko`s fault that i never get tired, but it`s time to go to bed, so late!
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It's Yoko's fault i kept on smiling today even though it was a time to be serious ..especially in class :)
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It's Yoko's fault that my turtles are dead. It's all her fault!
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Aw, your turtles?
I'll have a go.
It's Yoko's fault this game exists
It's Yoko's fault I can't play Sexy Sadie on piano
It's Yoko's fault my ankles hurt
It's Yoko's fault I can't speak Spanish
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It's Yoko's fault I can't speak Spanish
same here!
oh, also, it Yokos fault its not snowing! it was 60 degrees F today! in DECEMBER! in NEW ENGLAND. those words do not go together, its not natrual.
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It's Yoko's fault that our power was out for 20 hours.
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It's Yoko's fault that they invented organic chemistry exams!
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It's Yoko's fault that I have a final exam next week which I don't want to study for!
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It's Yoko's fault that they invented organic chemistry exams!
Hmmmmmm.........You might feel that way now, but organic chemistry is a fun course. There's a sense of achievement when you grasp its meaning and score well on exams.
But for the time being, it's OK to blame it on Yoko. :)
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It's Yoko's fault that our power was out for 20 hours.
Why was your power out? Other than being Yoko's fault?
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mine was out too. which makes sense, as we're neighbors. there was a big icey-rain storm, and trees and branches caused power outages all over our area, and southern New Hamshire. not fun, Yoko, not fun!
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Oh, that sucks. Tell Yoko to lay off! ;D
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^Yeah. What FNU said...
But then, I read the news and it said over 1 million people had no power! Some people in New Hampshire still don't have power.
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^ my aunt may not get power till thursday! and it went out on friday!
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its Yoko's fault that i sprained my foot last week! :P
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It's Yoko's fault that my arm is killing me.
It's Yoko's fault that I have just lost my voice.
It's Yoko's fault I want food that I don't have.
It's Yoko's fault that the washing machine and the dryer still don't work!
JEEZ, YOKO.
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^ It looks like Yoko is having one hell of a week. ;D
It's Yoko's fault I have a painful final exam tomorrow.
It's Yoko's fault that my extra credits assignments are extra, EXTRA boring and long!
It's Yoko's fault that it's so cold and rainy here!
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It's Yoko's fault that I have 3 exams in the next two days
It's Yoko's fault that I can't land a couple of stupid jumps
It's Yoko's fault that my whole body hurts
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It's Yoko's fault that I still have school tomorrow even though a blizzard is coming in.
It's Yoko's fault that I have a stupid current events news booklet.
It's Yoko's fault that my friend thinks I'm schizophrenic. Yeah, I'm not schizophrenic, Yoko!
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It's Yoko's fault that my arm is killing me.
It's Yoko's fault that I have just lost my voice.
It's Yoko's fault I want food that I don't have.
It's Yoko's fault that the washing machine and the dryer still don't work!
JEEZ, YOKO.
Oh...the train is wrecking again? Why does your friend think your schizophrenic?
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Oh...the train is wrecking again? Why does your friend think your schizophrenic?
Me, FNU, and our friend were talking about the sky being bipolar and schizophrenic, and then I randomly became schizophrenic...
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It's Yoko's fault that they cancelled Pushing Daisies! Why????? Why did they have to do that? *sobs*
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^ i know! me, my dad, and my sister used to all sit and watch it every week! Yoko, thats just mean!
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And Yoko does it again.
It's Yoko's fault tha I got icing on my glasses!
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It's Yoko's fault that my glasses have scratches all over them.
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same here!
oh, also, it Yokos fault its not snowing! it was 60 degrees F today! in DECEMBER! in NEW ENGLAND. those words do not go together, its not natrual.
So global warming is Yoko's fault!
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It's Yoko's fault that I've finally been freed from school...and now I have to go do house chores. Grrr...
And it's Yoko's fault that the economy is a wreck.
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New York has winter.
Yoko lives in New York.
Ergo, winter is Yoko's fault. (crosseyed2)
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Hot summers in the tropics is Yoko's fault too!! ;D
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It's Yoko's fault that the only 2 days I have off this week are Christmas Eve and Christmas Day! *grrrrr*
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It's Yoko's fault that my back hurts from a sledding wipe out.
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It's Yoko's fault that vacation is not so long i need to go back January 5 !
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It's Yoko's fault that Wolverine doesn't remember his past!
;D
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Yoko's fault!
http://www.beatlesnews.com/blog/the-beatles/200812261639/new-ad-puts-words-in-john-lennons-mouth.html
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So global warming is Yoko's fault!
Absolutely, her endless screaming releases too much CO2 in the atmosphere!
BTW, I recently made a slideshow in Movie Maker with photos of my female classmates and the song "Woman" as background music, But it got deleted from Facebook!
It's totally Yoko's fault! She obviously deleted it because she didn't get any royalties!
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It's yoko's fault i have colds and my nose is itchy. :(
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It's Yoko's fault that yesterday and today I did over $2000 in refunds in 5 hours!!!
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It's Yoko's fault that yesterday and today I did over $2000 in refunds in 5 hours!!!
You have to love modern retailing: they con people into spending money on things other people don't need, and then those other people just haul it all back to the shop.
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It's Yoko's fault I ran out of milk and have to go out. I'm so lazy!
It's Yoko's fault I'm so lazy.
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Yoko got to you, too? I don't have milk, either.
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It's Yoko's fault i haven't photocopied my report yet and haven't read the book for my bookreport.
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(My first complaint about Yoko-doing of 2009!)
It;s Yoko's fault my computer is all slo-o-ow.
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It's Yoko's fault that freakichic is so talented at being random.
It's Yoko's fault that I still haven't completed my damn paper.
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It's Yoko's fault that Miss Lennon is jealous of my randomness!
(Your turn.)
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Never said I was jealous, did I? :X
It's Yoko's fault that I'm still eating turkey leftovers for dinner.
It's Yoko's fault that it's Yoko's fault.
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It's Yoko's fault that Miss Lennon won't admit she's jealous of my randomness.
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It's yoko's fault it's so hot today
It's yoko's fault the song i downloaded is still not with me
It's yoko's fault i don't want to study
It's yoko's fault i'm a bit lazy
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It's yoko's fault i don't want to study
Yup, same here.
It's Yoko's fault that I'm so bored right now.
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It's Yoko's fault I semi-lost my voice.
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It's Yoko's fault Hugh Jackman wasn't nominated for an Oscar for his role in Australia....
;D :P
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I just got laid off...
DAMN YOU YOKO, YOU F****** B****!!!
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^Aww. I'm sorry about that.
JEEZ, YOKO!
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It's Yoko's fault it's Yoko's fault.
This one's old, but it made me laugh out loud just now! :P
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It's Yoko's fault that I have a test in the morning and am dying of anxiety because I don't feel ready.
It's Yoko's fault that buyers on eBay are pesky.
Go away, Yoko!!
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It's Yoko's fault I have to do my homework!
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It's Yoko's fault that Andy's not online to keep me entertained in class! (Andy you jerk, lol!)
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It's Yoko's fault that Andy's not online to keep me entertained in class! (Andy you jerk, lol!)
is that so! :P :P
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It's Yoko's fault that one key on my keyboard is always stuck, and I mean the computer keyboard.
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is that so! :P :P
LOL yeah it's totally Yoko's fault, I think she redeemed herself on Saturday(?) though!
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its Yoko's fault that my dad isnt letting me go to New York to see Paul and Ringo!!!!! i hate you with a new passion Yoko. i mean, couldnt you let me have one last hurrah? HUH?
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its yoko's fault that Magness has been away for so long, hehe. :)
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It's Yoko's fault that plane fell out of the sky. *aimed at FNU*
It's Yoko's fault that I hurt.
It's Yoko's fault I'm all tired.
It's Yoko's fault that there are so many sketch balls in workout videos.
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It's Yoko's fault that there are so many sketch balls in workout videos.
It's not just workout videos!
It's Yoko's fault that there's sketch balls in the back of yoga classes!
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its yoko's fault that Magness has been away for so long, hehe. :)
YES IT IS! (rolling3)
It's Yoko's fault that John and George are dead (cry)
It's Yoko's fault that I'm tired.
It's Yoko's fault that I have so naughty little sister
It's Yoko's fault that I have to do my homework
It's Yoko's fault that I'm teased by everyone in my class
It's Yoko's fault that I don't speak English well
It's Yoko's fault that I need money.
It's Yoko's fault that I'm lonely
It's Yoko's fault that I have to be born in 1994 (rolling3)
It's Yoko's fault that she was born on our planet
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YES IT IS! (rolling3)
:)
it's Yoko's fault that i was not around in the sixties!!
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it's Yoko's fault that i was not around in the sixties!!
I think so, too (grin)
It's Yoko's fault that I can't travel in the time
It's Yoko's fault that I can't change the past
It's Yoko's fault that I'm so shyzophrenic ;D
It's Yoko's fault that it's Yoko's fault
It's Yoko's fault that I have Chemistry test on Tuesday
It's Yoko's fault that I can't find my headphones ;D
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It's Yoko's fault I have a creepy stalker calling my house!
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Ew! Not a telemarketer? You should sing to him, too. See if he ever calls back. ;)
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^I don't think SHE would like that. I still have to sing to a telemarketer. If I chicken out, I could always rickroll the telemarketer. :P
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It's yoko's fault that i was accused of being bad because i stepped on a little worm.... it was because the girls were screaming because of it and i wanted to help so i stepped on it and they started laughing and accusing me of being an animal killer.. well a worm is not an insect not an animal and i dunno what they were saying .
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It's Yoko's fault that George wore them awful green trousers on the rooftop! :P
(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee153/marqofaman_72/Rooftop3.jpg)
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No, cute trousers! He and Ringo had a plan: George in green and Ringo in orange.
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Those trousers are pretty groovy, in my opinion. :P
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I love those trousers! How dare you call them awful! Apologize to George and the trousers.
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Besides, who else has green trousers? Do any of you have have green trousers? I don`t. I wonder why?
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'Cause people can't stand how awesome they are, so stores stopped selling them, because no one could handle them. ;)
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I, for sure, love George and his trousers. I'm very jealous of them. They're so... beautiful!
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It's Yoko's fault that i almost ate bread with mold... and i was you know like my usual self .... dipping bread in orange juice.
Juice and bread tastes good... only orenage juice for me. :)
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I love those trousers! How dare you call them awful! Apologize to George and the trousers.
just my opinion. :P
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It`s Yoko fault that you don`t have green trousers, Andy! :P
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It's Yoko's fault I don't have green trousers.
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It's yoko's fault i have red eyes due to scratching
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It's Yoko's fault that I got 'B' in physics today. It's Yoko's fault that I again need money. It's Yoko's fault that I've got a headache
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It;s Yoko's fault I got hair dye on my arm. It won't go away!
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It's Yoko's fault I have a boring paper to write.
It's Yoko's fault that I can't see the Beatles in concert.
It's Yoko's fault that sick people shouldn't eat pizza.
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It's Yoko's fault that I can't see the Beatles in concert.
Same here!
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It's Yoko's fault that I daon't have colorful trousers, and that I want some bad!
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It's Yoko's fault I have a slow computer. Grr, Yoko!
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It's Yoko's fault that my daddy doesn't let me browse the Internet and I must do it when he can't see me
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It's yoko's fault i have allergies
It's yoko's fault i'm sleepy due to the lack of sleep last night
It's yoko's fault no one is texting me on my cellphone
These are her faults for today...
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It's Yoko's fault I have the meanest computer in America.
It's Yoko's fault that I can't play the F#m chord on guitar.
It's Yoko's fault!
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It's all Yoko's fault that I have TOO slow Internet.
It's all Yoko's fault that I don't want to draw.
It's all Yoko's fault that I lost my glasses!
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It's Yoko's fault that I'm broke and too young to get a job so I can't buy the remasters or rock band.
It's Yoko's fault my hair is frizzy.
It's Yoko's fault I have homework over the summer.
It's Yoko's fault I'm bored.
It's Yoko's fault I need to go to the dentist.
It's Yoko's fault I don't have a guitar.
It's Yoko's fault I can never meet George!
It's also Yoko's fault that this post accendentally got deleted and I had to type it over again!!!
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ooo this is cool!
It's Yoko's Fault that I can't play Michelle on guitar right
It's Yoko's Fault I have writer's block
It's Yoko's Fault my room is dirty
It's Yoko's Fault Paul doesn't live in the US :'(
It's Yoko's Fault my parents wont let me go to New York to see Paul because I live in MN and it plane tickets cost an arm and a leg
It's Yoko's Fault I have to go to bed and can't go on the computer anymore...
well that was fun!
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It's Yoko's fault that summer passes so quickly
It's Yoko's fault that I need money again
It's Yoko's fault that it's so hot in our sity that I'm melting X_X
It's Yoko's fault that all the rooms in my flat are messy and we had to tidy them
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It's Yoko's fault they're changing the channel layouts on youtube and I can't see George in my background
It's Yoko's fault that I can't draw george's eye's properly
ha ha this is a good way to vent!
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It's Yoko's fault these grapes are SOUR!
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It's Yoko's fault my nail polish is sticky and clumpy so my nail look bad now and I don't have remover!
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It's Yoko's fault I have ants in my apartment >:(.
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It's Yoko's fault my nail polish is sticky and clumpy so my nail look bad now and I don't have remover!
I heard that bug repellent is really good at removing nail polish. If you could find a spray bug repellent, you could probably spray it into a funnel into your nail polish bottle to help de-stickify it. =D
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I heard that bug repellent is really good at removing nail polish. If you could find a spray bug repellent, you could probably spray it into a funnel into your nail polish bottle to help de-stickify it. =D
Thanks freakchic! I've got plenty of bug repellent, I just went camping and I stockpiled so I'll try that ;D
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Yay! that worked quite well. Thanks again Freakchic ;D
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Braces are Yoko's fault.
It's Yoko's fault that mine broke.
It is also her fault that I have to wait until tomorrow to go get them fixed.
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Yay! that worked quite well. Thanks again Freakchic ;D
^ No problem! I love my nail polish. =D
It's Yoko's fauly I have a major headache.
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IT'S YOKO'S FAULT MY SGT. PEPPER CD IS SCRATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRR My mom left it out of it's case and now the second half of the CD skips!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh!
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^Wow. I'm really sorry.
Jeez, Yoko!
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2Emmi I'm really sorry(
It' Yoko's fault that it's incredebly hot here. It's Yoko's fault that I can't find some info in the internet. It's Yoko's fault that I can't finish one picture that I've been drawing for already 4 days %) It's Yoko's fault that the summer passes too quickly. It's Yoko's fault that today everyone is home and I can't turn the music louder. Et cetera...
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IT'S YOKO'S FAULT MY SGT. PEPPER CD IS SCRATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRR My mom left it out of it's case and now the second half of the CD skips!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh!
Oh poor emmi! my mom does that with my Cd's all the time. Pepper is my favorite, I'd be so mad if that happened to me!
It's Yoko's fault I might have to start at a different school because we may be moving!
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It's Yoko's fault that my paycheck was too small and now a couple of my bills will be late :(
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^ Ouch. That sucks. Sorry :(
It's Yoko's Fault me and my boyfriend broke up. :'( And I know that I already complained about this in Random Thoughts, it's just following me... lol
It's also Yoko's fault that after I wrote 'The Beatles' on the back of my cell phone with Nail Polish and I got a txt so it smeared lol. Not very pleasent....
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It's Yoko's fault that my internet sucks at the last time. It's Yoko's fault that I've got too much spam. It's Yoko's fault that there're only 24 days till school!...
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It's Yoko's fault that school starts in 2 days!!!
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It's Yoko's fault I can't find those headphones!
Last place I had them? Attached to my iPod!
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it's Yoko's fault that my sister never seems to have to do anything around the house... *grumbles like a 10 year old with a major attitude problem*
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It's Yoko's fault my eyes hurt after viewing the cover for Two virgins, and also her fault my ears hurt as well after listening.
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It's Yoko's fault my eyes hurt after viewing the cover for Two virgins, and also her fault my ears hurt as well after listening.
Ooo harsh!!! And those things might actually be her fault for once! lol
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Ooo harsh!!! And those things might actually be her fault for once! lol
I know :P!
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It's Yoko's fault that it's cloudy here!
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It's Yoko's fault that my neck hurts. =P
Disclaimer: I don't hate Yoko, by any means.
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It's Yoko's fault the weekend's over
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it's Yoko's fault that I was hung over for the first time ever today... not fun... last night was fun though lol!
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^^Ouch, I'm sorry, I hope you feel better :(
It's Yoko's fault I have a headache :-X
And it's her fault my music downloader isn't working!
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It's Yoko's fault the rain stopped!
(Yes. I love it when it rains really hard and it's warm out. I run outside and play in the mud.)
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It's Yoko's fault that I have to write a huge essay on whether or not I believe in Global Warming for tomorrow and I left it all off till the last minute and instead of just writing the damn thing I'm sitting here typing about how I still have to do it.
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^^ I'm sorry Ms. Lennon. I do that all of the time. Too often for my own good.
It's Yoko's fault that I can't think of what to put in the novel I'm writing.... aka writer's block.
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It's Yoko's fault that my Beatles Rockband special edition isn't here yet! :'(
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It's yoko's fault I have a math test tomorrow >:(
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You know what that means! You get to study! :D
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joke: it's yoko's fault that i get cramps
truth:it's yoko's fault that julian barely saw john around the 70's
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It's Yoko's fault I'm really cold right now!
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It's Yoko's fault it's going to rain tomorrow and I'm doing my hair all pretty, and an umbrella won't fit in my bag!
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It's Yoko's fault my film didn't turn out in photography today!
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it's Yoko's fault that Santa did not bring me a new bike this year... :'(
i hate you yoko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I wanted that bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'( >:( >:(
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It's Yoko's fault my film didn't turn out in photography today!
Oh gosh GHL! I hate when that happens!! So that so is Yoko's fault!!!
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it's Yoko's fault that I have split ends hair,
I have dry hair,
Blemished,
Not down rain and my country Ttibs,
Bibi Netanyahu is still prime minister in Israel,
Our neighbors have a dumb dog,
Jumps at us all the time,
and yoko Has a face that requires a kick.
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It's Yoko's fault that I still have to wait a few months until my remasters arrive.
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^ me too...february...yuck! :P
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^ me too...february...yuck! :P
you guys have to wait that long? God that is so unfair! ;sorry
But I do like February tis me birthday that month!
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^ yeah, it's totally unfair! but it will be my best birthday ever! turning 16 and the Beatles remasters, I'm counting the days til Feb. 9
although my mom did say the other day she might get them for me for christmas, so I'm really hoping she will :)
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It's Yoko's Fault that the Beatles broke up!! Haha jk.
It's Yoko's Fault that the remasters are on backorder on Amazon so I have to wait! And I'm not one for patience! >:(
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^ yeah, it's totally unfair! but it will be my best birthday ever! turning 16 and the Beatles remasters, I'm counting the days til Feb. 9
although my mom did say the other day she might get them for me for christmas, so I'm really hoping she will :)
Ha! My friends birthday is the 10th! :)
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It's entirely yoko's fault if she reads what we wrote ...
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It's entirely yoko's fault if she reads what we wrote ...
Really! I can't think of what she thinks of us if it's true... %))))
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it's yoko's fault that my cat pukes up hair balls
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^^ He's disgusted by her ;)
It's Yoko's fault that I'm out of Coke :( (the soda btw)
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^^ He's disgusted by her ;)
It's Yoko's fault that I'm out of Coke :( (the soda btw)
heeyy! i'm out of coke too! that darn yoko *shakes fist*
and yes, my cat is picky when it comes to singing ;D
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It's Yoko's fault Charles Dickens just hates people. He just hates them! Why do you think he wrote A Tale of Two Cities? Huh? Because of Yoko!
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Yoko's fault that I can not grow nails! Really! I'm biting them all the time ... (I - killed - Yoko >:()
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it's yoko's fault i'm short
it's yoko's fault the global's warming
it's yoko's fault my ears're hurt !!! XD
;D >:( ;D >:(
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it's Yoko's fault i had diarrhea
it's Yoko's fault she was even born (i'm not blaming her mama, i kno she's sad enuff :P)
it's Yoko's fault my big crush turns out to be gay
it's Yoko's fault she made me loathe my Japanese teacher named YOKO (but u kno wht i hate my teacher no matter i kno this YOKO ONO or not cuz she's such a slavedriver n such a hag so lets these two b BFF! i'm staying out of this YOKO community! lmao!)
it's Yoko's fault i....
Oh god i could go on and on all day BELIEVE ME! lol
THIS IS SOOOO F-U-N!! goshh(:
o! i am new here btw so HELLO!! (: and FYI i love the Beatles too!! well DUH! (:
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it's Yoko's fault my big crush turns out to be gay
Harsh :(
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Welcome to the forums POMPON! :)
Harsh :(
really, although I suspect that's happened to me too :P
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oh THANK YOU you guys(:
i love this website soo bad(: cuz i'm soooo obsessed with the beatles and this is like the best website about them so far (i'm so glad my lil sister send me the link or i'll never kno..)
anw about my-crush-turning-gay-thingy.. its like world gone weird to me cuz in my country, GUY hav that weird Asia trend(which i believe mostly came from JAPAN n SOUTH KOREA) that guy start taking care of their skins, have those long girly hair and dance like..well gosh i really dont kno how to explain so whatev :P (it has nothing to do with YOKO but :P..o! wait she's Japanese lol NAH! i'm done :P)
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It's Yoko's fault I have to wake up everyday before sunrise
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Lol same here!! I hate morning but i hav school around 7am! So cruel :'(
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It's Yoko's fault that this guy keeps insulting me!
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It's Yoko's fault my schedule is all 'effed up tomorrow!
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Yoko's fault that I can not grow nails! Really! I'm biting them all the time ... (I - killed - Yoko >:()
^About that, I heard putting your nails in peanut butter helps because peanut butter is filled with protein, and keratin, the thing that nails and hair is protein.
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^ really? that's cool, I'm growing my nails too
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^I also heard that dipping your nails in warm milk also helps.
But whatever you do, don't cut your cuticles. And when you push them ack, push them at a 45 degree angle.
It's Yoko's fault the dude sounds robotic.
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^^ I WISH I could grow my nails! But my parents wont let me because of my Guitar playing.
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^I still play guitar with long-ish nails. Rather than using a pick, I use my nails because thye're so hard. Haha!
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Yoko's fault that I'm not good in math. And that's why I need to learn Beology instead.
But the real blame! Is that I have to wait to class 11'th so I can really replace Beology in mathematics!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(.
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Yoko's fault that I'm not good in math. And that's why I need to learn Beology instead.
But the real blame! Is that I have to wait to class 11'th so I can really replace Beology in mathematics!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(.
poor you :-[
same here though coz I suck at Math too and well its getting frustrating that I'm studying mainly about lingistic but i still have to do Maths!!which is suck!!
oh almost forget..These are all Yoko's faults!! Lol :)
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its about time to move on. this has become a playground a bit too much. ciao.
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It's Yoko's fault my nail ripped while I was climbing today.
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It's Also Yoko's fault I can't find a good version of the song If I Had My Way by Bruce Springsteen.
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It's Yoko's fault I have a stomach ache and that there's people in my house. :( (We want to put a second bathroom in my house and we have construction people here...)
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It's yoko's fault that Youtube won't let me upload my James Dean video, because of the song!! What the heck? why do they have to be so rude?? ARGHH! I like the song that goes with it, can't think of any other ones!!! This is so annoying! :-\
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^ that's always really annoying. I had a couple of my older videos taken down because of copyright on the song :P
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^really? man! why must they be so annoying? And why did they catch mine right away? It's like they're specifically monitoring me! :P
I found another song, now let's see if they'll have issues with this one! (probably)
What songs were they? Beatles? I'm wondering what songs they like and what ones they don't.
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they weren't Beatles songs even though EMI have been claiming copyright violations on some Beatles stuff on there lately, one was the Beach Boys and Chicago. The song should be okay as long as the artist isn't under the Warner Music Group label, they claim the most copyright violations. You can check wikipedia to make sure.
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^thanks GHL!
That helps, I had no idea it was certain labels! :P
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it's yoko's fault my cat bit me! (actually, if she heard yoko's singing again, i wouldn't have blamed her :-X)
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^Ouch.It's Yoko's fault that I was losing to my girlfriend all the time when we intervene. :(
As I said in "Which Beatle do you think is a good kisser? ". The last time I lost her she made me kiss the computer screen until it was screaming! :P.
Well then apparently Yoko bewitched my girlfriend ...
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It's Yoko's fault my contacts are bugging me :P
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It's Yoko's fault that one of my teachers is so bad that I'm getting switched out of his class today!
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^been there before. I hate lame teachers.
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^ I rememer that one of my teachers was fired midway through the year in first grade. He was a very bad teacher, extremely mean for teaching seven year olds!
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^man! how do they hire nut jobs like that? I never get it, they must be great actors!
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^ I really don't know, he was by far the worst teacher I ever had. I think everyone in the class was scared of him. Looking back, I've had some pretty crazy teachers! LOL
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^^ Usually it's the other way around in my school, we have a ton of bad kids and super nice Teachers. Last year we had 5 kids in our grade get transfered to a school called "ALC" its a school for "troubled" kids about 40 min away. Idk what it stands for, we just call it "A*sholes last chance" lol
It's Yoko's Fault its deer hunting season!! I have ppl shooting so close to my house that our windows are rattling!
It's Yoko's Fault I have a stomach ache
It's Yoko's Fault I have a ton of homework!
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It's Yoko's fault my music editor is being lame!
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^what music editor do you use?
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^Audacity v. 1.3
It's being lame!
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^^ Usually it's the other way around in my school, we have a ton of bad kids and super nice Teachers. Last year we had 5 kids in our grade get transfered to a school called "ALC" its a school for "troubled" kids about 40 min away. Idk what it stands for, we just call it "A*sholes last chance" lol
^^I love that! ha2ha
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It's Yoko's fault that I accidently scratched too hard on my Wii points card, so I had to send it to California so they could send me another one and now I have to wait a long time until I can download the rest of Sgt. Pepper for The Beatles Rock Band :(
It's also Yoko's fault I wrote such an obnoxious run-on sentence up there ^
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^Don't worrk. I always write and talk in run-on sentences.
It's Yoko's fault I'm all sick and stuff.
It's Yoko's fault there's no apple juice!
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It's Yoko's fault the inside of my nose hurts.
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Alternate Learning Center ring a bell, Em?
It's Yoko's fault I have to play volleyball in gym tomorrow. I hate volleyball. >:(
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Alternate Learning Center ring a bell, Em?
Heh, thats prolly it ;D
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It's Yoko's damn fault I even have to go to school tomorrow!
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^ I do too, but then it's Thanksgiving Break, so yay!
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It's Yoko's fault that there's a really annoying little kid on a commercial that's playing on the radio right now
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It's Yoko's fault I have to study for science exam tmr!! Urghh hate science!! math as well indeed :(
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It's Yoko's fault I made too many nachos.
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It's Yoko's fault my world georgraphy teacher doesn't know how to grade a stupid paper.
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It's Yoko's fault I have a cold :P
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It's Yoko's fault I have 21 days till Christmas break >:(
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It's Yoko's Fault I don't understand Algebra!!!! (I was literally crying to my mom cuz I'm on the verge of getting a C in math.) It's SO hard!!!
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^This sounds creepy but I'm really, really good at Algebra (Took it two years ago, currently in algebra II) and I can help you if you ever want it.
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^^ Really? I usually get A's but since Algebra came along I am doing really bad :-[ Well maybe sometime I'll message you for some help maybe?
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It's Yoko's fault, there's nothing in my fridge!
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That picture of Paul is funny! He almost looks like Ferris Bueller ha2ha
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That picture of Paul is funny! He almost looks like Ferris Bueller ha2ha
Thanks!!
Back in the topic... It's Yoko's fault, my computer is slow!
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mine too!! good thing I have iPhone!! it's not gooood but at least it's better lol
It's Yoko's false I slapped my ex-bff's face and even feeling bad..
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It's Yoko's fault, It's raining and I can't go out!
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It's Yoko's fault I have homework.
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It's Yoko's fault I have to go to school tomorrow, and it's her fault that our power was out this morning!
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It's Yoko fault, I'm bored!
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It's Yoko's fault the weather is so bloody crappy today
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It's Yoko's fault I don't have black nylons!
It's Yoko's fault I keep forgetting about that ree behind me.
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It's Yoko's fault that Paul went on the X Factor :P
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It's Yoko fault, I'm hungry!
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It's Yoko's fault I didn't get the page numbers to these books!
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It's Yoko fault, my fingers hurt
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It's Yoko's fault I have so many tests this week :(
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It's Yoko's fault I'm out of Coke. *sobs*
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It's Yoko's fault I didn't understand a whole chunk on my French exam. 2ch
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It's Yoko's fault my teacher wouldn't accept my answer on a vocab quiz. I basically defined thermal energy!
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It's Yoko's fault that's it's snowing on Saturday, not tonight or Sunday so that there'd be a chance of no school >:(
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it's Yoko's fault I have to take three tests tomorrow :P
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It's Yoko's fault that for every other school in the county, this is their last day of school before Christmas break, but I've still got three more days to go
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It's Yoko's fault that for every other school in the county, this is their last day of school before Christmas break, but I've still got three more days to go
I have to go until wedsday too....
It's Yoko's fault I don't have real coke! I have diet but it's not my Coke...
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It's Yoko's fault that everywhere else in the state has 10 inches of snow but I only have rain >:( >:( >:(
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It's Yoko's fault that for every other school in the county, this is their last day of school before Christmas break, but I've still got three more days to go
Same. And on those three days, some jerk might pull the fire alarm.
It's Yoko's fault my cellphone is possessed by the Devil.
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It's Yoko's fault that all of the snow will likely melt today and I'll have school tomorrow
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It's Yoko's fault it stopped snowing! Yeah! And it said it would snow until 8:00 PM!
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It's Yoko fault, is very very hot and is unbearable.
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It's NOT Yoko's fault that I ended up not having school today ;D
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It's Yoko's fault that I have this terrible cold :(
;D
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It's Yoko's fault, my feets hurt
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It's Yoko's fault that every other school in the county has off tomorrow because of school, but as of now we only have a 2 hour delay :(
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It's Yoko's fault my body decided to be miserable when my mind is happy.
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It's Yoko's fault that I can't find a size 52 belt for my step dad's father!
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It's Yoko's fault I can't find the picking pattern for a tab :(
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It's Yoko's fault that I'm out of gum!
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It's Yoko's fault that one of the strings of my guitae just broke! :D
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It's Yoko's fault that one of the strings of my guitae just broke! :D
That should always be blamed on Yoko...
What would she do if she ever found this thread? :P
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ha2ha She'd probably shriek and scream random gibberish and throw the computer out the window.
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ha2ha She'd probably shriek and scream random gibberish and throw the computer out the window.
OMFG haha!!!! John would be so proud :P
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OMFG haha!!!! John would be so proud :P
ROLF!!!!! ha2ha
Is Yoko's fault that I'm hungry and there's nothing in the kitchen xD
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ha2ha She'd probably shriek and scream random gibberish and throw the computer out the window.
^Imagining that makes me happy!
It's Yoko's fault my feet and throat hurts.
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It's Yoko's fault that my computer went beserk and got rid of all my music, pictures, videos.... :(
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It's Yoko's fault that my computer went beserk and got rid of all my music, pictures, videos.... :(
Sorry Mrs. Lennon! I would be so made too, that is definitely Yoko's fault! :P
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It's Yoko's fault that I don't understand Physicks and Geometry, it's Yoko's fault that we are studying until 31st, it's Yoko's fault that I need to finish loads and homework within 1 hour +)
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It's Yoko's fault that I can't figure out what to get my mom for Christmas
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It's Yoko's fault, there's nothing on TV
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it's Yoko's fault I have a headache
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It's Yoko's fault that my dad is a psychopath!
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It's Yoko's fault that my dad is a psychopath!
lol listening to her sing can do that!
sorry did I say sing, I mean scratch a nail down a blackboard.
Its Yokos fault that I couldnt be bothered reading 20 pages of this funny answers
Its Yokos fault that no one knows good music when they hear it anymore
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It's Yoko's fault that winter break is almost over :(
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It's Yoko's fault that winter break is almost over :(
That's her fault for sure ha2ha
That's Yoko's fault I have almost 100 biology exercises to do
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EDIT: Wrong thread haha
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It's Yoko's fault, I can't go out!
It's Yoko's fault, It's very very hot! :P
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It's Yoko's fault I'm out of cherries.
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It's Yoko's fault there's no more cantaloupe :(
It's Yoko's fault that ... that ... that I just spilt orange juice on my computer mouse and now it's all jerky and hard to move. Wahh!
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It's Yoko's fault, I'm sad :'(
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^Would you like a hug?
It's Yoko's fault my science room smells like sea water and dead fish.
It's Yoko's fault that that smell gave me such a bad headache.
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It's Yoko's fault my house is like an ice-box. >:(
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It's Yoko's fault My dog smells like mud.
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It's Yoko's fault that I'm getting a cold and that I have a sore throat right now :P
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It's Yoko's fault that I'm getting a cold and that I have a sore throat right now :P
Oh No! Feel Better GHL!!
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It's Yoko's fault some friends are ignoring me. :'( :'(
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^We here at DM's Beatles Forum make sure you are never lonely or ignored.
It's Yoko's fault I can't decide on snow leopards or star fall!
It's Yoko's fault I have gym tomorrow where we'll probably play the same game for a record 100th time this year!
It's Yoko's fault I don't have pasta.
It's Yoko's fault I can't draw zebra print.
It's Yoko's fault I am so hungry!
It's Yoko's fault my hair part got messed up.
It's Yoko's fault I'm so complainy today!
It's Yoko's fault I don't have black nal polish.
It's Yoko's Twitter Page's fault it's so confusing! (http://twitter.com/yokoono/status/7525020787 (http://twitter.com/yokoono/status/7525020787) I mean what is that?)
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I think it's Yoko's fault that Australia has border security...
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It's Yoko's fault that I had to go to the dentist today and my mouth is still numb :P
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It's Yoko's fault that I had to go to the dentist today and my mouth is still numb :P
Were you comfortably numb? (Bad joke I know)
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Did the dentist say "Just a little pin prick, there'll be no more?" ;D
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It will be her fault if Ringo doesn't end up coming here this summer. :-\
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Did the dentist say "Just a little pin prick, there'll be no more?" ;D
If someone ever said that to me, I'd have no choice but to scream, or it would have been a wasted awesome moment. ha2ha
It's Yoko's fault I'm having such a problem drawing and getting my thoughts down on paper.
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If someone ever said that to me, I'd have no choice but to scream, or it would have been a wasted awesome moment. ha2ha
Haha for sure! Me and my cousin do that song awesome on a duet. It's sweet.
It's Yoko's fault my teeth hurt. (I got my braces tightened)
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It's Yoko's fault my feet hurt so much from walking around :(
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It's Yoko's fault it's cold outside.
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It's Yoko's fault I really want lasagna.
I'm going to go make some now.
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It's Yoko's fault , I'm tired.
It's Yoko's fault, my MP3 doesn't play.
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It's Yoko's fault that I probably failed an exam today
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It's Yoko's fault that I probably failed an exam today
Sorry to hear that I_Will. :-[
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It's Yoko's fault that I probably failed an exam today
Uh! I'm sorry.
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Thanks guys! It really sucks because I have anywhere from a 97-100 in all my other classes expect for this one. Damn chemistry...
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It's Yoko's fault, my dog has fleas!!!!
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It's Yoko's fault I feel like I'm gonna explode!
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It's Yoko's fault that I failed geography test. It's Yoko's fault that I get cold and I'm going to sneeze now >_<
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It's Yoko's fault that I thought I finally got rid of my hives and they're back and now it's 5:30 AM and I haven't slept because I unintentionally rub my feet together when I sleep and make it work.
Oh yeah, and it's Yoko's fault I ramble when I'm tired.
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It's Yoko's fault I have to go to school after being gone for 3 days!!!! I am so nervous! Damned fever :(
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It's Yoko's fault that I came off so dramatic and exasperated in my last post in this thread, I was able to go to sleep pretty much right after I posted it ha2ha
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It's Yoko's fault I'm so exhausted, and I still have notes to write for E. Sci.
It's Yoko's fault the E. Sci website hates me!
It's Yoko's fault I'm going to Arizona 5 months after I want to. I want to go in two month, but no! We're going in August! Darn schooling.
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It's Yoko's fault that I have a headache
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It's Yoko's fault I am tired but don't want to sleep
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It's Yoko's fault It's raining
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It's Yoko's fault that the snow is melting (that's not the bad part, I like this!) but it's all mushy outside
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It's Yoko's fault my favourite football team lost the match >:(
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It's Yoko's fault that I still hate how in the winter it gets dark so early
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It's Yoko's fault I don't have a wide vocal range!
I hate being strictly alto. I was a soprano once, but I lost my voice really bad in 7th grade, and my voice wasn't the same after that. Grr you, Yoko!
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^^Just be thankful you don't sound like Yoko :D
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^I did for that week in 7th grade, and another week in 8th grade! Oh no. Will I sound like that for a week this year?
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It's Yoko's fault I have homework >:(
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It's Yoko's fault that there is going to be a blizzard this weekend so I can't work :( I need money dangit!
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It's Yoko's fault that some bands can sound fine in the studio, and yet suck when performing live.
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It's Yoko's fault that I just hit my funny bone :(
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It's Yoko's fault that my computer's being really slow
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It's Yoko's fault that monkberries aren't a real fruit.
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It's Yoko's fault that I can't coughing.
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It's Yoko's fault that I keep loosing my socks!
(i bet she's that person who makes people's socks disappear :o)
This is fun!!!
ha2ha
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^I love your gifs bubby! :D
Where did you get them? I've been looking for some good Ringo ones!
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^I love your gifs bubby! :D
Where did you get them? I've been looking for some good Ringo ones!
I'll make a beatles GIF thread where people can post cool ones they find
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It's Yoko's fault, my own computer has a virus and probably I will lose a lot of things :P
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It's Yoko's fault I got an F on my Biology Test!!! >:(
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Its Yoko's fault that the Polar Bears are all going to die. :'( :-[
(http://www.popsucker.net/images/popsucker/miscarriageart.JPG)
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It's Yoko's fault I have chronic sinus infections..
It's Yoko's fault I have a science test tomorrow!
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Oh I forgot it's Yoko's fault I can't find my camera >:(
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It's Yoko's fault the computer is slow
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It's Yoko's fault I lost my sync cord to my Ipod so I can't put my remasters on it
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It's Yoko's fault it's raining hard outside
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It's Yoko's fault that I'm STILL sick
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Its Yoko's fault that I had to go to the dentist today :'(
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Its Yoko's fault that my stomach hurts :'(
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It's Yoko's fault I can't sleep!
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It's Yoko's fault that I'll have been up for 24 hours soon
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Its Yoko's fault that I don't understand my French homework :P
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It's Yoko's fault I don't have one of those ZZ Top furry guitars.
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It's Yoko's fault that I got to do lots of housework (how I hate it X_X) and that my drawing tablet is acting silly last time
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It's Yoko's fault I have maths homework. I HATE IT!
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It's Yoko's fault my sister is coming home from college.
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It's Yoko's fault I'm very hungry
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It's Yoko's fault that only one of my arms is cold, and the other one's warm. I feel so uneven!
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IT'S YOKO'S FAULT I'VE BROKEN MY LEG!!! >:( >:(
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It's Yoko's fault my brother's an idiot!!!! ;yes ;yes ;yes
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It's Yoko's fault I have a stomach ache
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It's Yoko's fault that my internet sucks and it doesn't want me to log in on a bunch of sites. >___<
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It's Yoko's fault that I have just seen that bloody Citroen advert. >:( >:(
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*revival*
It's Yoko's fault my nail polish is chipping!
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it's Yoko's fault that my finals start tomorrow
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It's Yoko's fault I can't learn the history of the WW2 %_%
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It's Yoko's fault I have to get up early and do homework
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It's Yoko's fault I'm all sick. My nose is all stuffy. I sound like a chipmunk going through puberty.
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It's Yoko's fault, OJ didn't do it......
It's Yoko's fault for AIDS.....Damn you Yoko.....and It's also her fault for the damn economy
f*** YOU!
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Nice first post.
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It's Yoko's fault the forums were down forever.
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Well, two weeks anyway!
(http://i38.tinypic.com/34gpkqa.jpg)
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It's Yoko's fault I had to save that picture because of Paul's amazing face there ^^
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It's Yoko's fault my computer is being all slow and annoying.
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It's Yoko's fault for school returning in a week.
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In honor of Yoko's 80th birthday, I'm reviving this thread. Go ahead and vent.
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In honor of Yoko's 80th birthday, I'm reviving this thread. Go ahead and vent.
Wow...everyone must either like Yoko now or life's been great!
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Wow...everyone must either like Yoko now or life's been great!
Are the two mutually exclusive? :P (I am trying to be smart)
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It's Yoko's fault that children are born with permanent disabilities.
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you are the knows example ;sorry Joke
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It's Yoko's fault that I spilled flour and water all over my kitchen counter. She really outdid herself. This was a mess of epic proportions!
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It's Yoko's fault I needed back surgery.
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It's Yoko's fault I needed back surgery.
Aww geez, George; you just went through that in December. Sorry to hear you're still having trouble. When are you having it?
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Aww geez, George; you just went through that in December. Sorry to hear you're still having trouble. When are you having it?
No I don't need it again, thank God. It's just a long recovery. The surgery was successful, but I lost a LOT of muscle in my legs and it's taking a while to build that up. The surgeon said it could take up to a year for a full recovery, but I'm pain free, Kelley, so I can deal with slow recovery. But that's Yoko's fault! ;D
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No I don't need it again, thank God.
That's good to hear George! And good to hear that the pain is gone. There's nothing worse than chronic pain. It wears you right out. And to think it's all Yoko's fault!
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That's good to hear George! And good to hear that the pain is gone. There's nothing worse than chronic pain. It wears you right out. And to think it's all Yoko's fault!
It's amazing what that woman has been responsible for. How does she live with herself?
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It's amazing what that woman has been responsible for. How does she live with herself?
How does she sleep??
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It's Yoko's fault that there is the Lennon Anthology box set and Sean Lennon, two things I like a lot. Darn her! roll:)
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http://youtu.be/saMcW3ZjF0w (http://youtu.be/saMcW3ZjF0w)
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Perfect Barry! So simple yet so fraught with truth. :)
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I still blame Yoko for the Break up of the Plastic Ono Band :o
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And perhaps, most profoundly of all, she is responsible for the break-up of the Elastic Oz Band, too! :'(
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And perhaps, most profoundly of all, she is responsible for the break-up of the Elastic Oz Band, too! :'(
I wouldn't put it past her. LOL
http://youtu.be/r8uzrLHrttI (http://youtu.be/r8uzrLHrttI)
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It's Yoko's fault I'm reading this thread.
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It's Yoko's fault that I drove all the way downtown this morning to have bloodwork done and forgot to bring the order. I even got up an hour early.
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At least you didn't try to pay the co-pay with your makeup bag! Lol!
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At least you didn't try to pay the co-pay with your makeup bag! Lol!
I would have preferred that! Unless, of course, it meant that I didn't have my wallet with me.
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At least you didn't try to pay the co-pay with your makeup bag! Lol!
Hardy har har, Dave! ;)
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I wouldn't put it past her. LOL
Ahh, ha, ha! Thanks for that!
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:)
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It's Yoko's fault I couldn't find a ladder at Home Depot today.
(http://www.1fmediaproject.net/new/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/SKYLADDERS-Treviso-Stephan-Craesneanskpress.jpg)
I reckon she's looking for a new husband.
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Yes.
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(http://16sparrows.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515a1f69e2017ee70be3e8970d-800wi)
Yes, it's all Yoko's fault alright!
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Her ladders look a little sketchy to me. You'd better get a good solid aluminum one. Maybe at Lowe's.