Anywaaayyy...Here's one from a Woody Allen movie. It's a Polish joke, but I DO NOT mean to offend anyone who's Polish. I have a ton of Polish relatives, and they all thought it was funny, so I'm hoping most people around here aren't ultra politically correct and can actually laugh at dumb stereotypes that we know are not true anyway.
Did you hear about the Polish carpool? They all meet at work.
And just to be fair, here's an Italian joke. (I'm Italian)
What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets? Mute.
Okay, and here's one one of my first grade students just told me:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom. Bwah ha!