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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2010, 02:42:36 PM »
Quote from: Joost on February 12, 2010, 11:53:09 AM
Heard this one on Letterman:

Q: What's 'Hello Goodbye' called in Hebrew?
A: 'Shalom Shalom'.

It's true! HA HA! ;D
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2010, 02:45:50 PM »
Q. What's the name of George father's?
A. Harry.

(^I heard it from my English teacher. So don't look at me! :-X)
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2010, 06:24:36 PM »
What did George Harrison say to his guitar while it gently weeped?
"Don't fret."

 ha2ha

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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2010, 12:45:50 AM »
Quote from: Jai Guru Deva. on February 12, 2010, 06:24:36 PM
What did George Harrison say to his guitar while it gently weeped?
"Don't fret."

 ha2ha

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Haha! Cute!
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2010, 01:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on February 15, 2010, 12:45:50 AM
Haha! Cute!

And potentially rather terrible!  ;D

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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2010, 07:36:38 PM »
I found this online
The Beetles
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #46 on: February 24, 2010, 04:13:48 PM »
What did John say when Yoko asked him what type of art she displayed?

"Avant garde a clue."

  ;sorry

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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #47 on: February 24, 2010, 06:43:43 PM »
That was funny, JGD. :P
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #48 on: February 25, 2010, 01:02:39 AM »
Hehe thanks.  ;D

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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2010, 02:25:33 AM »
Quote from: Jai Guru Deva. on February 24, 2010, 04:13:48 PM
What did John say when Yoko asked him what type of art she displayed?

"Avant garde a clue."


What if I don't get it? :P Blonde moment.
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2010, 09:11:51 AM »
Quote from: emmi_luvs_beatles on February 25, 2010, 02:25:33 AM
What if I don't get it? :P Blonde moment.

From the Mixdown website:
Carnival of Light” has not yet appeared on any release, either official or a bootleg recording. In 1996 McCartney tried to release the track on the compilation album The Beatles Anthology 2, but George Harrison voted to reject it. According to McCartney, the reason was that “he didn’t like avant garde music” and referred to avant garde as ‘avant garde a clue’ (“haven’t got a clue”). George Harrison had also created avant-garde music as a solo composer (in 1969 he released an experimental album using the then new Moog synthesizer called Electronic Sound), and dabbled in the avant-garde with a couple of his Beatles compositions.
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