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Title: Muso Jokes!!!
Post by: An Apple Beatle on October 23, 2005, 05:41:06 PM
Theres been some on here before and I know a lot of you enjoy them...I'll get the ball rolling....

How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just the one..The whole world revolves around them!!!  ;D

Bring it on!!!!!!
Title: Re: Muso Jokes!!!
Post by: lennonlemon on October 23, 2005, 06:57:45 PM
How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
Title: Re: Muso Jokes!!!
Post by: An Apple Beatle on October 24, 2005, 11:21:05 AM
Hehehe not heard that one!
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Post by: lennonlemon on October 25, 2005, 12:38:14 AM
I'v heard loads of jokes referring to musicians and lightbulbs. The bassist ones are rather harsh. ;-D
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Post by: raxo on October 25, 2005, 11:04:01 PM
Please Indica don't listen to them, go, run RUN RUN  ;D
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Post by: Indica on October 25, 2005, 11:16:54 PM
haha, I've heard them all by my mate who's a drummer....some cheek  :P
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Post by: raxo on October 26, 2005, 12:26:13 AM
Ufff... OK, then.  8)
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Post by: lennonlemon on October 26, 2005, 01:24:40 AM
The drummer ones are pretty bad too. Tk, are you man enough?
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Post by: The End on October 27, 2005, 11:25:49 AM
More jokes please!!! ;D
Title: Re: Muso Jokes!!!
Post by: Bobber on November 12, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/c127.0.403.403/p403x403/545270_498561090164092_1877827354_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Muso Jokes!!!
Post by: ibanez_ax on November 12, 2012, 09:42:33 PM
Quote from: Bobber on November 12, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
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Not according to Ringo!
Title: Re: Muso Jokes!!!
Post by: Bobber on November 13, 2012, 08:42:02 AM


George, Paul and John should have realized this when they fired Pete Best.
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Post by: tkitna on November 14, 2012, 10:10:11 AM
Why do the drummers always get the slam? Heck, I even get capped on in church. It must just be the golden rule.
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Post by: tkitna on November 14, 2012, 10:14:51 AM
(http://www.conorguilfoyle.com/files/drum_cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Muso Jokes!!!
Post by: Bobber on November 14, 2012, 10:31:11 AM
(http://dc599.4shared.com/img/U7XiNd-o/s3/0.7177256184607366/musicians.jpg)