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Beatles forums => The Beatles => Topic started by: Herecomesyoursun on July 08, 2004, 03:50:05 AM
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I know its a goofy subject but we're all here for fun right? SO :
Of the Beatles, who would win in a fight. Ringo looks pretty scrappy, but George is a pretty big guy and john had a temper. Even though Paul was tall, I think he would get beat because I just cant picture him fighting. Thoughts pleez.
ps.I know i didnt pick a winner yet, I'm still deciding
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It'd be Paul or Ringo......John and George are really weak looking.....Paul looks like he could give you a good blow or two....but I think Ringo would be able to take any of the other three.
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It depends on the time period. From 62-67 I think John was the strongest, especially in his 'fat' or 'Elvis' period of 1965. As for the later years, I pick Ringo
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John. I don't know why. I think he was the biggest badass of them all. I know he preached all peace and love but ya know! Just ask Cyn.
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All right heres how i see it going down. The year is 66. Paul is the first out, taken down by a drumstick to the head. George is next, forced to bow out when John mercillesly shoves a microphone in his face. It comes down to John and Ringo. The battle is intense, but in the end Ringo triumphs, and John pretends he didn't care about it anyway.
PS bruno i like the new sig :)
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[quote by=Herecomesyoursun link=Blah.pl?b=cc,m=1089258605,s=4 date=1089263578]All right heres how i see it going down. The year is 66. Paul is the first out, taken down by a drumstick to the head. George is next, forced to bow out when John mercillesly shoves a microphone in his face. It comes down to John and Ringo. The battle is intense, but in the end Ringo triumphs, and John pretends he didn't care about it anyway.
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Wow! You're crazier than ME!
:P
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yeah he is.........ringo was raised in liverpools harlem,dingle.i vote ringo hands down.....eeeeerrrr up?
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hahah nice pc :)
Ringo I reckon would win, he's a pretty well built guy, I think John would be too high on some drug to be able to fight ... hehe
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Ha Ha...I don't know, hate to think of that!
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i would say that george would win, he looks the strongest.
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in somebodies book and even anthology it talked about how ringo had the teddy boy look and when the others saw him they thought he looked like a rough neck.they didn't really associate with him much in hamburg at first.they hung out with rorys guitarist,johnny guitar and alan caldwell.later ringo started hanging with them and the grew to know him......
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Yeah, Ringo was strong........but you can't rule out the fact that the other three could use their guitars as weapons.
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number14: George! He was as skinny as Ringo's drumsticks
Rowdy: hheheh yeah, but Ringo has stabbing sticks!
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then George martin would bust in with those enormous hands of his and pummel everyone.
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Martin was a producer, he didn't do the work.
He would swing Norman Smith like a club and knock them all down.
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Surprised nobody has chimed in with the obligatory "Best could take them all" post.
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[quote by=misterchaz link=Blah.pl?b=cc,m=1089258605,s=14 date=1089419573]Martin was a producer, he didn't do the work.
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[quote by=Herecomesyoursun link=Blah.pl?b=cc,m=1089258605,s=16 date=1089422637]
Yes, but have you seen that mans hands?
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(http://www.spawntoys.com/rockimages/bgeorge.jpg)
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I think JOHN would win in a fight. Just remember that when some yobbos beat the hell out of Stuart Suctliffe, it was JOHN and Pete Best who came back and fighting grabbed him down.
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Well, physically I don't know - but I think John would at least be the fiercest fighter, he would keep going, whereas I imagine Ringo would be out after the first chipped tooth or someone had aimed one at his hooter (which is an easy target).
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okay in 1963 john was the heaviest beatle. (72 kilos) paul (71 kilos) george (64,4 kilos) and ringo (60,8 kilos)
I would say, John! because paul would tittle tattle all the time ;-)
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[quote by=Hannah link=Blah.pl?b=cc,m=1089258605,s=21 date=1089633948]okay in 1963 john was the heaviest beatle. (72 kilos)
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I can imagine it now. They're all in the recording studio, and they're just playing away, and Paul turns back to Ringo and makes a coment on his drumming being a bit off, Ringo has finally had enough and gets up and dives at Paul hitting him with the drumsticks then his fists. Paul would be the first one down being too shocked to do anything but give a girly scream. George would be next to go down because his chicken legs couldn't
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ringorama, that is too funny. I literally laughed out loud at the Paul and George parts.
Personally, I think John would win in a fight. Remember he beat the crap out of that DJ Bob Wooler for saying that John was gay??
Anyway, I think John would win...
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[quote by=beatlegirl200 link=Blah.pl?b=cc,m=1089258605,s=24 date=1089743959]ringorama, that is too funny.
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No, it's much better to imagine them fighting over a girl...
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lol, that would be great and then the girl ends up with George Martin and his massive hands ;D
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Ringo would beat the most ass.
It's all that bottled down rage that has collected over the years from being regarded as a "lesser Beatle".
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It's always the quiet ones that snap, and I bet George could take them all. Paul would be the first to put up his dukes because he's always been very competove and take-charge, but then he has to back out of the fight, because he didn't want to damage his pretty-boy looks. Then John would take George on, but he would be to slow and sluggish to really stand up to him. Ringo puts up a good fight, but he can only hit George in the stomach because he's so short that he can't reach George's face. Eventually George's eyebrows block his vision and he relents on the other four, but before they can call a truce, Yoko comes in and deafens everyone.
I found this in my head, I hope you like it!
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George Martin
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I have a feeling John would win. o_
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John was 'passive-aggressive.' He would intimidate because he had such a rapier wit and could belittle someone with his words. John was raised pretty much a suburban, spoiled child. Ringo came from a tougher 'hood' than the others. George was too skinny to do any damage. I would go with Paul because he was the biggest, physically. The man worked a farm in Scotland, rehabbing an old house. He's no wimp, regardless of the schmoozy songs he sometimes writes.
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luv the choice of words flux
well heres ma story john but he wuld out his anger out on paul cuz pauls a optomistic pretyy boy(no offense paul) and the others wuld try and stop him and they wouldnt b able to cuz john punched them out of the way. then (after getiin the crap kiked out of him) paul would stumble home and douse a whole bottle of sleepin pills and then when the others found him dyiing they rushed him to the hospital and started to freak cuz paul tryed to kill himself. in the in he doesnt die but the others admit hes the winner(somehow)
not that i would want paul to try and kill himself but if he did it would b a real shoker
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I think Paul would win, though i would love to see John win, i can imagine them all fist fighting in the let it be sessions!!!!! this is fun to imagine!
*beatles are recording get back, paul looks at yoko right when he sings get back,... john gets p*ssed and throws a punch at Paul,... george punches john..., paul gets up and slaps yoko...., ringo throws his drumstick at george.., john gets up and knees paul in the face,.... george slams his guitar on yoko..., ringo stomps on yoko..., John headbutts ringo...., george pushes john into recording studio crap...
George martin joins in and punches george...ringo punches martin....yoko gets up and kicks ringo in the nuts....John gets up and slams his guitar on george....Pete townshend comes in and slams his guitar on yoko.....jimi hendrix comes in and slams his guitar on yoko....end of yoko!!....then paul punches john and it ends
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id say george or john would win
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here's how it would go down :
Paul sings 'Get Back' and looks at Yoko. John sees it and stops playing. He then asks to start the tune again, but before they count it off he gives a sarcastic monologue directed at Linda who is sitting in proximity. Paul tells John to lay off and John insults Paul. George is shaking his head and looking at Ringo. Paul grabs his glass of wine off the speaker cabinet and tosses it in John's direction. John walks over a kicks a hole in Paul's speaker and gets his foot caught and falls backward into Yoko who was following behind. They both tumble to the floor.
Paul is laughing, and John gathers himself, gets up and rushes at Paul, who still has his Hoffner bass strapped on. Paul turns and rams the bass neck into John as he attacks. The bass neck snaps but is dangling because of the strings. John is hurt and George and Ringo intervene. George is talking to John and Ringo is talking to Paul. John then starts on George because he knows he banged Cynthia.
George insults Yoko and then they start throwing punches. Paul just watches as Ringo tries to break them up along with Mal Evans. Ringo gets punched by someone and he loses his temper and starts throwing punches into the heap of bodies. Paul is still watching, but also looking at his ruined bass, which he loves dearly. He takes off his bass and tries to stop the fighting. By then things have calmed down and Paul grabs his broken bass and tosses it in John's direction and says, " just like this bass, you broke up the band." Paul exits the room.
John is still yelling obscenities, while George, who is bleeding from the mouth, exits. Ringo is standing there looking at John and Yoko. John shakes his head and smiles and starts counting off 1,2,3,4 as if ready to play again. Ringo smiles a sad smile as he wipes the blood from his lip with his shirt sleeve.
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wow...i can just imagine that actually!
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We certainly have some creative minds here. I can totally picture that scenario happening, flux!
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(http://xs14.xs.to/pics/05055/johnandpaul.jpg)
Whoo! Go Paul!
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im still sticking with Ringo... coz i was thinking.... which aint often hehe :P
he could mow them all down driving Thomas the Tank Engine....
*WoOt WoOt said Thomas*