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Title: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 05:19:49 PM
**post your attempts at a sense of humor here**  ;)

So Pie, tell me, how are you?
I am good, thank you.
What are you up to?
Nothing, just browsing the lovely forums... alone hehe
Now, now pie, what are you planning to do?
I can't tell you  :X (devil7)
Pie....pie? Oh no :o

*use this thread when you're dying of boredom*  :)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 05:30:05 PM
*Tell us about yourself, Pie.*
Well, I am 14, and I'm going into high school in the fall. My favorite song is Hey Jude. I like to write. I have a parakeet named Fefe. Contrary to popular belief, I really don't like pie. (the food) I'm wearing a necklace with a guitar on it and it's shiny. I'm going to be 15 in November. Next year I can drive! I don't really have any outstanding talents... people tell me I'm quite good at rolling my eyes. I'm bored. (wow Pie, we couldn't tell) Hmmm I think that's about it. Did I mention I'm bored? (Thank-you Pie, that's quite enough) Hey, I just remembered... (bye bye Pie)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on June 29, 2007, 05:32:33 PM
Ummm ... why don't you post something then?! :P  ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 05:36:08 PM
Technically, I did post something.  :)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 05:40:17 PM
Is this a co host going solo ?
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 05:42:48 PM
This is a co-host that's bored  :)

(premeire of hit show number 2?)  ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 05:44:04 PM
 :)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 05:45:03 PM
Thus ends the solo part of One Pie Unsupervised
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 05:47:24 PM
(thinker)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
Now that I've got guests, I don't have to answer my own posts  :)
(showbusiness is hard mr kite  :P)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 05:54:58 PM
Am I GUEST   !!!
WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT ?  ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 05:56:20 PM
I don't really know myself......
Maybe that's the point of this  ;D
Now I'm confusing myself  :-/
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
You need a running theme , sponsers , adverts , guests [ thats me ] a wide knowledge of history [ thats you] and last of all, a sense of humour
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 06:04:09 PM
Theme- uh?
sponsors- don't have any  :B
advertisement- Drink milk, it builds strong bones.
guests- you (but you're also my co-host on another show, so I don't know if that counts :))
wide knowledge of history- me? Hardly  ;D
sense of humor- between us, I think we've got that  :P
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 06:06:09 PM
 :D
My PIES BACK   8)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 06:08:41 PM
Good to be back  ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 06:14:12 PM
I see you have a parakeet miss pie , I know a parrot joke , do you want to hear , and do you like birds , i love birds especially woodpigeons [ a running joke theme ]
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 06:16:41 PM
I like birds, my dad used to teach me to indentify all the different types... I don't know if we have some of the same species you have over there... but my favorite bird is a Scarlet Tananger... it's got a red body and black wings

Parrot joke? Do tell  :)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 06:21:53 PM
No we dont have them scarlett wotsits i know most british birds  im a bit of an ornatholigist [ i watch birds ]

Anyway , An Irish man walks into a bar with a giant parrot on his shoulder, and the barman says
"Where on earth did you get that ?"
And the parrot says "IRELAND theres hundreds of them "
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 06:25:41 PM
Hehe  :) (comedy-check)

Fefe:
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6733/birdbi0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 06:31:56 PM
Fefe is`nt that a budgerigarde[ a budgie ] ?
Thats never seen a parrot , unlees you have took him/her to a parrot santurey[ where they keep parrots ]and sometimes woodpigeons [ theme running on ]

Thats not your bird is it  ;)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 06:33:57 PM
Yep, that's my budgie. ;D
Poor Fefe, such a pretty boy with a silly name.  ::)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 06:40:32 PM
How come you did`nt name him after a beatle song / character like george, Ringo , MOLLY yeh MOLLY i like that ,i`ll have to get a budgie and call it molly  ;D
Had a bird in my garden it kept stealing seeds money , and stuff , it was a ROBIN  ;)


(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x117/coxy2112/IMG_3079.jpg)
SUSPECT NO 1
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 06:45:24 PM
Hehe "suspect #1"  :)
It's been lovely talking to you again  :D
But I've got to go clean up the house before my mom gets home (she'll be home in 15 minutes  ::))
*I think you should get Albert a budgie named Molly to keep him company*  :)
Bye mr kite (wave1) ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: mr kite on June 29, 2007, 06:47:54 PM
BYE BYE  its been a pleasure talking to you , stopped the bordem for ya, i bet
                                    BYE BYE (wave1)



Albert a budgie no... he`s  a cat man ..
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 06:49:54 PM
Haha, yes the boredom's gone (wave1)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: somedude210 on June 29, 2007, 07:43:45 PM
ill fill in for the funny man if you need some more humor ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 07:57:53 PM
Sure, you are now the official clown  ;D  :P
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 08:08:53 PM
Late advertisement: drink milk, George does:

(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4701/milkmilkmm0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5370/coffeeandmilkycs1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)

;D ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on June 29, 2007, 08:10:38 PM
Quote from: 687
Sure, you are now the official clown  ;D  :P
That Was Me ... (included on Memory Almost Full)  8)

Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: DarkSweetLady on June 29, 2007, 08:11:14 PM
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1304/coffeeandmilkyij0.gif) (http://imageshack.us)  
Advertisment! ;)

I'm bored! But you already knew that...and you already knew I was going to post!


(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p188/Lennon_bucket/GeorgeHarrison2.gif)

  Sky look it is your George doll. *not sold in stores.... guitar and clothing removable*
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 08:11:35 PM
somedude210 is the clown, and you're the court jester then  :) (laugh4)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 08:16:14 PM
^^No, I do not own a George doll like that (shakehead1)
Welcome to the thread of complete nonsense and dry humor everyone  :)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 08:22:42 PM
*edit edit*

This is now the joke thread... post your sense of humor here  :D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: DarkSweetLady on June 29, 2007, 08:28:40 PM
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n24/terr-bo/GeorgeHarrison.gif)

    
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 08:30:06 PM
^^ As you may have known, DSL's sense of humor is George related  ::)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 10:38:50 PM
I've got a joke (not a very good one  :))

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Along the way, one got assalted.
Haha  ::)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: DarkSweetLady on June 29, 2007, 11:24:41 PM
come on Sky... you can't say it isn' cute!  :)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 11:54:25 PM
It's a clean joke  >:(
No fun  ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: DarkSweetLady on June 30, 2007, 01:30:43 PM
'Very Clean'  ;)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 02, 2007, 01:03:44 AM
Time for another self-entertainment special by your favorite pie :)

Hello pie.
Hi there.
How are you?
Very tired. I should be sleeping.
Go to bed then.
I don't feel like it. It's only 9 pm.
Well then you have a problem, don't you?
Your sarcasm is not appreciated.
Grouchy, are we?
Goodbye.  >:(
Bye bye Pie!!!  :K)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 02, 2007, 01:07:08 AM
Fine, you win. I'm going to bed.  :P
See pie? You should listen to me more often.  ::)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 02, 2007, 01:17:07 PM
Good morning good morning

It's a beautiful day, the birds are singing, the sun is shining, and the old man next door is mowing his lawn shirtless  :-/
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 03, 2007, 03:17:03 AM
^ pity he's old eh?  ;)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 03, 2007, 10:30:03 PM
Quote from: 596
^ pity he's old eh?  ;)

Tsk tsk naughty naughty (nono)  ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 03, 2007, 10:33:51 PM
Next step in total forum domination.....
Well, I think I'll.....
(stops short like Larry King does to his guests)
Hi everyone (wave1)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: DarkSweetLady on July 03, 2007, 10:41:14 PM
"Next step in total forum domination....."

[size=18](scream1)[/size]
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 03, 2007, 10:42:24 PM
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 05, 2007, 03:11:21 AM
Quote from: 687
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  ;D


She's only sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here're some  Paulie jokes

What kind of ringotone does Paul have?
PAULIphonic

Whats Paul's favourite picture style?
PAULaroid

Where would you find Paul if he comited a crime?
in the PAULice Station or the interPAUL

What's Paul's favourite animal?
a PAULarbear

What's Paul's favourite country?
PAULand

Thats it for now... That's all PAULks  :P

Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on July 05, 2007, 03:15:11 AM
Quote from: 596
She's only sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here're some  Paulie jokes
[...]
LOL!
But ... are you going to aPAULogice?  :P
[size=9](obviously that's not mine but a well-known silly thing to say) [/size]
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 05, 2007, 03:24:03 AM
for what am i aPAULogice-ing?
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on July 05, 2007, 03:36:42 AM
Quote from: 596
for what am i aPAULogice-ing?
aPAULogising for nothing at all ... maybe if I were Paul  ::) ... but I'm not!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 05, 2007, 03:43:36 AM
Quote from: 297
aPAULogising for nothing at all ... maybe if I were Paul  ::) ... but I'm not!!!  ;D

Ooh, its a self Paulfashion... i mean confession!
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on July 05, 2007, 04:00:19 AM
Quote from: 596
Ooh, its a self Paulfashion... i mean confession!
LOL!!! Sssssshhhh (afraid2) ...  ;D

Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 05, 2007, 04:05:34 AM
Quote from: 297
LOL!!! Sssssshhhh (afraid2) ...  ;D


Quote from: 687
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  ;D

Quote from: 596

She's only sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, we made a circle!

Another joke:

When was Ringo's first experience with drums?
When his mother used his bum for a drum (when he was a naughty kid or something)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on July 05, 2007, 04:07:52 AM
Quote from: 596
Ah, we made a circle![...]
Circles? Perfect Georgemetry! ;D

Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 05, 2007, 04:12:30 AM
Quote from: 297
Circles? Perfect Georgemetry! ;D

or Paulygone (even though it is not)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on July 05, 2007, 04:26:28 AM
Quote from: 596
or Paulygone (even though it is not)
It is too: infinity of sides! ;D
But, did Paul 8) ever wrote a song call "Polygon"?  :P [size=9](George wrote Circles) [/size]
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 05, 2007, 04:30:39 AM
Quote from: 297
It is too: infinity of sides! ;D
But, did Paul 8) ever wrote a song call "Polygon"?  :P [size=9](George wrote Circles) [/size]

Yes, i never liked geometrey (in fact i never liked anything that started with "geo")
I dont know about the song... We should make a paul and see what the majority says
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on July 05, 2007, 04:43:55 AM
Quote from: 596
Yes, i never liked geometrey (in fact i never liked anything that started with "geo")
I dont know about the song... We should make a paul and see what the majority says
And what about GEOrge?  :P
Quote from: 596
[...]I dont know about the song... [...]
It's in Gone Troppo and it was intended for the White Album (demoed along with the others in May 1968, GEOrge's house)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 05, 2007, 11:47:58 PM
Quote from: 297
But, did Paul 8) ever wrote a song call "Polygon"?

Paulie's gone?? Oh no  :)

What did Paul think when Phil Spector rearranged his song "The Long And Winding Road"?
He was aPAULed.
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 06, 2007, 01:04:02 AM
Quote from: 297
And what about GEOrge?  :P

Quote from: 596
(in fact i never liked anything that started with "geo")
 

I never regarded George as a "thing"  :P
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 06, 2007, 02:03:12 AM
What's Paul's response to "I really wanna see you..." line from My Sweet Lord?
I really wanna sue you


Im so mean to little paulie....
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: raxo on July 06, 2007, 03:16:55 PM
Quote from: 596
[...]I never regarded George as a "thing"  :P
Touche!  :B

Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 15, 2007, 03:52:23 AM
After the charming visit of Mr Mustard, he told us some jokes:

Elvis Pelvis... Pauls B_ _ _ _

What's the anagram of Ringo?

 :B What can I say, he always shouts out something obscene....  ;)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 15, 2007, 01:42:10 PM
Quote from: 596
:B What can I say, he always shouts out something obscene....  ;)

(nono) tsk tsk  ;)

Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 15, 2007, 11:38:27 PM
^ Thats exactly what I told him
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on July 15, 2007, 11:39:44 PM
 ::) ;D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on July 27, 2007, 10:52:40 AM
How do we know that Prof. Snape is a Beatles fan?

Snape: well well Lupin, out for a little walk in the moon light are we?
*Lupin disregards him*
Snape: I said "...walk in the MOON LIGHT, lupin"
*Lupin ignores him again*
Snape: *takes a deep breath and shouts" MR MOON LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silly lil joke, but it was real funny the other day...  :D
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on August 01, 2007, 08:48:45 PM
What will Ringo do if he'll get lost?
Follow the stars...
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on August 01, 2007, 10:47:22 PM
What does a Beatle fan want for breakfast?

An egg "yok", preferably scrambled. ;)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: DarkSweetLady on August 05, 2007, 05:38:19 PM
Scrambled Eggs... ;)
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on August 05, 2007, 11:39:33 PM
Quote from: 687
What does a Beatle fan want for breakfast?

An egg "yok", preferably scrambled. ;)

or rather burnt...!

*ok that might be too much...
Title: Re: The Joker Laughs At You
Post by: Kaleidoscope_Eyes on September 07, 2007, 09:12:34 AM
What's Geroge's favourite Physics Law?
Ohms Law

What's the Beatles' favourite Accounting Measure Analysis?
Gearing ratio