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Other forums => Different Conversations => Topic started by: Flaming Pie in the Sky on June 29, 2007, 05:19:49 PM
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**post your attempts at a sense of humor here** ;)
So Pie, tell me, how are you?
I am good, thank you.
What are you up to?
Nothing, just browsing the lovely forums... alone hehe
Now, now pie, what are you planning to do?
I can't tell you :X (devil7)
Pie....pie? Oh no :o
*use this thread when you're dying of boredom* :)
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*Tell us about yourself, Pie.*
Well, I am 14, and I'm going into high school in the fall. My favorite song is Hey Jude. I like to write. I have a parakeet named Fefe. Contrary to popular belief, I really don't like pie. (the food) I'm wearing a necklace with a guitar on it and it's shiny. I'm going to be 15 in November. Next year I can drive! I don't really have any outstanding talents... people tell me I'm quite good at rolling my eyes. I'm bored. (wow Pie, we couldn't tell) Hmmm I think that's about it. Did I mention I'm bored? (Thank-you Pie, that's quite enough) Hey, I just remembered... (bye bye Pie)
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Ummm ... why don't you post something then?! :P ;D
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Technically, I did post something. :)
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Is this a co host going solo ?
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This is a co-host that's bored :)
(premeire of hit show number 2?) ;D
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:)
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Thus ends the solo part of One Pie Unsupervised
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(thinker)
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Now that I've got guests, I don't have to answer my own posts :)
(showbusiness is hard mr kite :P)
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Am I GUEST !!!
WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT ? ;D
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I don't really know myself......
Maybe that's the point of this ;D
Now I'm confusing myself :-/
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You need a running theme , sponsers , adverts , guests [ thats me ] a wide knowledge of history [ thats you] and last of all, a sense of humour
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Theme- uh?
sponsors- don't have any :B
advertisement- Drink milk, it builds strong bones.
guests- you (but you're also my co-host on another show, so I don't know if that counts :))
wide knowledge of history- me? Hardly ;D
sense of humor- between us, I think we've got that :P
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:D
My PIES BACK 8)
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Good to be back ;D
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I see you have a parakeet miss pie , I know a parrot joke , do you want to hear , and do you like birds , i love birds especially woodpigeons [ a running joke theme ]
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I like birds, my dad used to teach me to indentify all the different types... I don't know if we have some of the same species you have over there... but my favorite bird is a Scarlet Tananger... it's got a red body and black wings
Parrot joke? Do tell :)
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No we dont have them scarlett wotsits i know most british birds im a bit of an ornatholigist [ i watch birds ]
Anyway , An Irish man walks into a bar with a giant parrot on his shoulder, and the barman says
"Where on earth did you get that ?"
And the parrot says "IRELAND theres hundreds of them "
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Hehe :) (comedy-check)
Fefe:
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6733/birdbi0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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Fefe is`nt that a budgerigarde[ a budgie ] ?
Thats never seen a parrot , unlees you have took him/her to a parrot santurey[ where they keep parrots ]and sometimes woodpigeons [ theme running on ]
Thats not your bird is it ;)
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Yep, that's my budgie. ;D
Poor Fefe, such a pretty boy with a silly name. ::)
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How come you did`nt name him after a beatle song / character like george, Ringo , MOLLY yeh MOLLY i like that ,i`ll have to get a budgie and call it molly ;D
Had a bird in my garden it kept stealing seeds money , and stuff , it was a ROBIN ;)
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x117/coxy2112/IMG_3079.jpg)
SUSPECT NO 1
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Hehe "suspect #1" :)
It's been lovely talking to you again :D
But I've got to go clean up the house before my mom gets home (she'll be home in 15 minutes ::))
*I think you should get Albert a budgie named Molly to keep him company* :)
Bye mr kite (wave1) ;D ;D
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BYE BYE its been a pleasure talking to you , stopped the bordem for ya, i bet
BYE BYE (wave1)
Albert a budgie no... he`s a cat man ..
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Haha, yes the boredom's gone (wave1)
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ill fill in for the funny man if you need some more humor ;D
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Sure, you are now the official clown ;D :P
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Late advertisement: drink milk, George does:
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4701/milkmilkmm0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5370/coffeeandmilkycs1.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
;D ;D
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Sure, you are now the official clown ;D :P
That Was Me ... (included on Memory Almost Full) 8)
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(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1304/coffeeandmilkyij0.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Advertisment! ;)
I'm bored! But you already knew that...and you already knew I was going to post!
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p188/Lennon_bucket/GeorgeHarrison2.gif)
Sky look it is your George doll. *not sold in stores.... guitar and clothing removable*
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somedude210 is the clown, and you're the court jester then :) (laugh4)
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^^No, I do not own a George doll like that (shakehead1)
Welcome to the thread of complete nonsense and dry humor everyone :)
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*edit edit*
This is now the joke thread... post your sense of humor here :D
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(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n24/terr-bo/GeorgeHarrison.gif)
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^^ As you may have known, DSL's sense of humor is George related ::)
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I've got a joke (not a very good one :))
Two peanuts were walking down the street. Along the way, one got assalted.
Haha ::)
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come on Sky... you can't say it isn' cute! :)
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It's a clean joke >:(
No fun ;D
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'Very Clean' ;)
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Time for another self-entertainment special by your favorite pie :)
Hello pie.
Hi there.
How are you?
Very tired. I should be sleeping.
Go to bed then.
I don't feel like it. It's only 9 pm.
Well then you have a problem, don't you?
Your sarcasm is not appreciated.
Grouchy, are we?
Goodbye. >:(
Bye bye Pie!!! :K)
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Fine, you win. I'm going to bed. :P
See pie? You should listen to me more often. ::)
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Good morning good morning
It's a beautiful day, the birds are singing, the sun is shining, and the old man next door is mowing his lawn shirtless :-/
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^ pity he's old eh? ;)
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^ pity he's old eh? ;)
Tsk tsk naughty naughty (nono) ;D
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Next step in total forum domination.....
Well, I think I'll.....
(stops short like Larry King does to his guests)
Hi everyone (wave1)
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"Next step in total forum domination....."
[size=18](scream1)[/size]
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SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ;D
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SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ;D
She's only sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here're some Paulie jokes
What kind of ringotone does Paul have?
PAULIphonic
Whats Paul's favourite picture style?
PAULaroid
Where would you find Paul if he comited a crime?
in the PAULice Station or the interPAUL
What's Paul's favourite animal?
a PAULarbear
What's Paul's favourite country?
PAULand
Thats it for now... That's all PAULks :P
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She's only sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here're some Paulie jokes
[...]
LOL!
But ... are you going to aPAULogice? :P
[size=9](obviously that's not mine but a well-known silly thing to say) [/size]
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for what am i aPAULogice-ing?
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for what am i aPAULogice-ing?
aPAULogising for nothing at all ... maybe if I were Paul ::) ... but I'm not!!! ;D
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aPAULogising for nothing at all ... maybe if I were Paul ::) ... but I'm not!!! ;D
Ooh, its a self Paulfashion... i mean confession!
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Ooh, its a self Paulfashion... i mean confession!
LOL!!! Sssssshhhh (afraid2) ... ;D
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LOL!!! Sssssshhhh (afraid2) ... ;D
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ;D
She's only sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, we made a circle!
Another joke:
When was Ringo's first experience with drums?
When his mother used his bum for a drum (when he was a naughty kid or something)
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Ah, we made a circle![...]
Circles? Perfect Georgemetry! ;D
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Circles? Perfect Georgemetry! ;D
or Paulygone (even though it is not)
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or Paulygone (even though it is not)
It is too: infinity of sides! ;D
But, did Paul 8) ever wrote a song call "Polygon"? :P [size=9](George wrote Circles) [/size]
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It is too: infinity of sides! ;D
But, did Paul 8) ever wrote a song call "Polygon"? :P [size=9](George wrote Circles) [/size]
Yes, i never liked geometrey (in fact i never liked anything that started with "geo")
I dont know about the song... We should make a paul and see what the majority says
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Yes, i never liked geometrey (in fact i never liked anything that started with "geo")
I dont know about the song... We should make a paul and see what the majority says
And what about GEOrge? :P
[...]I dont know about the song... [...]
It's in Gone Troppo and it was intended for the White Album (demoed along with the others in May 1968, GEOrge's house)
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But, did Paul 8) ever wrote a song call "Polygon"?
Paulie's gone?? Oh no :)
What did Paul think when Phil Spector rearranged his song "The Long And Winding Road"?
He was aPAULed.
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And what about GEOrge? :P
(in fact i never liked anything that started with "geo")
I never regarded George as a "thing" :P
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What's Paul's response to "I really wanna see you..." line from My Sweet Lord?
I really wanna sue you
Im so mean to little paulie....
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[...]I never regarded George as a "thing" :P
Touche! :B
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After the charming visit of Mr Mustard, he told us some jokes:
Elvis Pelvis... Pauls B_ _ _ _
What's the anagram of Ringo?
:B What can I say, he always shouts out something obscene.... ;)
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:B What can I say, he always shouts out something obscene.... ;)
(nono) tsk tsk ;)
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^ Thats exactly what I told him
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::) ;D
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How do we know that Prof. Snape is a Beatles fan?
Snape: well well Lupin, out for a little walk in the moon light are we?
*Lupin disregards him*
Snape: I said "...walk in the MOON LIGHT, lupin"
*Lupin ignores him again*
Snape: *takes a deep breath and shouts" MR MOON LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silly lil joke, but it was real funny the other day... :D
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What will Ringo do if he'll get lost?
Follow the stars...
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What does a Beatle fan want for breakfast?
An egg "yok", preferably scrambled. ;)
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Scrambled Eggs... ;)
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What does a Beatle fan want for breakfast?
An egg "yok", preferably scrambled. ;)
or rather burnt...!
*ok that might be too much...
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What's Geroge's favourite Physics Law?
Ohms Law
What's the Beatles' favourite Accounting Measure Analysis?
Gearing ratio