Hello Good-Buy. Oh, I get it! Michael Jackson must be getting desperate and Sony ATV too. Gotta start working that catalog.
Maybe KMart will do an ad using Hard Day's Night ("It's been a hard sales night and I been shopping like a dog/chasing that flashing blue light and I'm sweating like a hog")" or WalMart using Within you Without You ("We were talking/about the sale on underwear/many colors and sizes even triple L/don't need money, just a credit card/and tho all underwear passes away, you can buy more.")