Jokes

[raxo]

^Very funny. Indeed. Listen Prins Charles: don't get married again!

[Taxgirl]

Coincidence?

1981
1. Prins Charles married
2. Liverpool wins the European Cup
3. The pope died

2005
1. Prins Charles married
2. Liverpool wins the European Cup
3. The pope died

If Prince Charles is ever going to remarry and Liverpool is playing the European Cup-final, please can somebody warn the pope?

The Pope died in 1978!! Actually 2 popes died that year. But John Paul 2 was a pope from 1978-2005 for sure.

[Bobber]

Well, there was a dead pope for sure in 1981.  

[Taxgirl]

Well, there was a dead pope for sure in 1981.

[Kevin]

Pope JP2 was shot in 1981, so close enough Bobber.

[Bobber]

On second hand I didn't say a pope died in 1981, but I said there was a (and centainly more than one) dead pope in 1981.

[GreenApple]

How do you sink a Yellow Submarine?

Open the door!  



Not that I ever would, of course...we have to save Pepperland, remember!



But, Pepperland is in our hearts! (man!) (flower)

[raxo]

Some more?

[GreenApple]

No more Beatles-related, unfortunately!

I'm thinking...

[GreenApple]

Got one...

How many blue meanies does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'd rather be in the dark!  :-/


Another...

What's the collective term for blue meanies?

A British Conservative Party conference!  

[Bobber]

Over here in the Netherlands there's a small riddle for kids: how long is a Chinese. The kids are shouting all kinds of measures, but the little joke is that How Long is his name. But now they have found How Long at last! Here he is!

[Kevin]

^Ha ha. And people say the Dutch are humourless. Boom boom.

[Bobber]

^Ha ha. And people say the Dutch are humourless. Boom boom.

Oh, we're very funny people. It's the French that are humourless.

[pc31]

what did one breast say to the other???don't hang too low people will think we nuts!!!

[Kevin]

haha.
What do you call a woman with a v*gina between her breasts?














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