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Mairi:
Here you can share the jokes that only musicians get!

Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They just can't go that high.

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of the band?
A: "Hey, guys, I wrote some songs."

:
Well it must be a musician thing because I didn't laugh at either of them.

Kevin:
Q: How do you know if the stage floor is level.
A : The bass player is dribbling out of both corners of his mouth.

Revolution:
Waht do  you call aguy that likes to hang out with musicians? A Drummer! ;D

harihead:

--- Quote from: 593 ---What do  you call a guy that likes to hang out with musicians? A Drummer! ;D
--- End quote ---
LOL! Oh, I must share this with the friend I'm going to visit in just a few minutes. He's a drummer.  ;D

"Hey, guys, I wrote some songs." - This is also brilliant. Thanks, Mairi. What a neat idea for a thread. Cheers!

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