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Title: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: pc31 on February 19, 2004, 01:47:15 PM: its going up auction this time.......we will see who wants this bad boy the most
the proceeds will be donated to the mothers for bigger peanuts.the MFBP
i found this a worthy cause.if you think about it peanuts are too small.how many does it take to make an average sized jar of jif?alot of nuts i bet.oh actually the peanut is neither pea nor nut but a tubar.....
who will start the bidding on this rod????????
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 19, 2004, 03:42:07 PM: I was wondering if this subject would move with us. ;D Is this auction in US dollars or some other unit of measure :K)
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: pc31 on February 19, 2004, 06:14:35 PM: it doesn't matter.............a good penis is worth alot........
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 19, 2004, 06:25:17 PM: Really, I can't even give mine away, let alone sell it :o
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Post by: The End on February 19, 2004, 07:51:41 PM: Sorry, I already bought one of these elsewhere! You know, you can't keep a good pigs penis down ya know!
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 20, 2004, 02:17:34 PM: [quote by=The_End link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=4 date=1077220301]Sorry, I already bought one of these elsewhere! You know, you can't keep a good pigs penis down ya know![/quote]

Do you use it often? :P
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 20, 2004, 03:27:48 PM: [quote by=fab4fan link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=5 date=1077286654]

Do you use it often?
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 20, 2004, 03:28:28 PM: oh, you like your tea sweet ;D LOL
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 20, 2004, 03:33:36 PM: [quote by=fab4fan link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=7 date=1077290908]oh, you like your tea sweet
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 20, 2004, 03:39:35 PM: and some cream.....
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 20, 2004, 03:42:23 PM: [quote by=fab4fan link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=9 date=1077291575]and some cream.....[/quote]

Ewwwwwwwwwww! I am so not going to let you make me a cup of tea! Chocolate sprinkles anyone!!!!!
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 20, 2004, 03:46:42 PM: I don't drink tea anyway, but I can open a bottle of beer for ya.
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 20, 2004, 03:56:25 PM: [quote by=fab4fan link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=11 date=1077292002]I don't drink tea anyway, but I can open a bottle of beer for ya.[/quote]

Hmmmm, using what exactly!!? LOL
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 20, 2004, 04:06:37 PM: its a twist off ;)
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 20, 2004, 04:16:42 PM: [quote by=fab4fan link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=13 date=1077293197]its a twist off
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 20, 2004, 06:09:50 PM: depends on what the ring is attached too :o
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 20, 2004, 06:11:50 PM: [quote by=fab4fan link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=15 date=1077300590]depends on what the ring is attached too
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 20, 2004, 06:13:38 PM: ;D :'(
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: Harlena McStarkney on February 20, 2004, 08:45:05 PM: [quote by=The_End link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=10 date=1077291743]

Ewwwwwwwwwww! I am so not going to let you make me a cup of tea! Chocolate sprinkles anyone!!!!![/quote]

It's not a rat turd, it's a big chocolate sprinkle! (Bruce almighty)
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 20, 2004, 10:04:35 PM: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 22, 2004, 10:50:17 AM: [quote by=harlenamcstarkney link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=18 date=1077309905]

It's not a rat turd, it's a big chocolate sprinkle! (Bruce almighty)[/quote]

Mmmmmmmm, big chocolate sprinkles... (http://pointykitty.org/images2/homer18.jpg)
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 23, 2004, 01:45:52 PM: That made me think of the big chocolate
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: John@work on February 23, 2004, 05:09:10 PM: LOL! you guys are tooooo much. I'm trying to contain my laughter, don't want the boss to catch me. So where does the bidding stand?
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 23, 2004, 06:23:49 PM: I think the last bid is one chocolate sprinkle ;D
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 23, 2004, 07:41:54 PM: Liberally sprinkled with some sweet-corn!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww! LOL
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on February 23, 2004, 08:00:01 PM: That almost made me spit my drink on my monitor ;D
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: Beatle Ed on February 24, 2004, 10:03:57 AM: [quote by=fab4fan link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=3 date=1077215117] Really, I can't even give mine away, let alone sell it
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: pc31 on February 24, 2004, 05:20:17 PM: come on let raise the tent on this item......i heard you can use it like the gypsy did in the stone soup story.use it to flavour your eats.
use with the ......helluva good dip.
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: Beatle Ed on February 25, 2004, 08:08:00 AM: I bid one LARGE chocolate sprinkle ala American Wedding and one of PC-31's arm pit hairs.. :D
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on February 25, 2004, 01:32:55 PM: [quote by=Beatle_Ed link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=28 date=1077696480]I bid one LARGE chocolate sprinkle ala American Wedding and one of PC-31's arm pit hairs.. :D[/quote]

SOLD... to the lady at the back! I am SO not going to shake your hand though!!! LOL
:)
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: Beatle Ed on February 26, 2004, 01:10:55 AM: [quote by=The_End link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=29 date=1077715975]

SOLD... to the lady at the back! I am SO not going to shake your hand though!!! LOL
:)[/quote]

AWW WHY NOT! He removed the hair himself?
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: John@work on March 05, 2004, 11:29:14 PM: [quote by=Beatle_Ed link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=30 date=1077757855]

AWW WHY NOT! He removed the hair himself?

[/quote]

:o
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: pc31 on March 06, 2004, 01:49:01 PM: new crop on the way......armpits not just for breakfast anymore??
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Post by: Ssarah on March 09, 2004, 06:51:18 PM: You know... I really have no clue what you are talking about but from what I see.... I will stick with plastic.
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: on March 11, 2004, 04:30:39 AM: LOL I just read through this thread. You guys are hilarious.

What's the next item up for auction?
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: Beatle Ed on March 11, 2004, 10:48:26 AM: [quote by=colleen link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=34 date=1078979439]LOL I just read through this thread. You guys are hilarious.

What's the next item up for auction?[/quote]

Actually since I was the winner of the last auction I get to put up a new auction..

Next item

Rare Fungus infected toe nails(sans foot)! They're going fast folks.
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: Ssarah on March 11, 2004, 02:56:35 PM: Ewwwwww.... I like my pretty toe nails so I think I will pass.
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: pc31 on March 13, 2004, 08:22:24 PM: naww
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: John@work on March 18, 2004, 04:36:54 PM: [quote by=Beatle_Ed link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=35 date=1079002106]

Rare Fungus infected toe nails(sans foot)!
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: Beatle Ed on March 19, 2004, 12:04:13 AM: [quote by=John@work link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=38 date=1079627814]

Are those grown invivo (within the body) or invitro (outside the living organizm) you know cuz it makes a difference in quality.[/quote]

Imvivo of course.. Only the best
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: John@work on March 19, 2004, 04:10:03 PM: [quote by=Beatle_Ed link=Blah.pl?b=selling,m=1077198435,s=39 date=1079654653]

Imvivo of course.. Only the best[/quote]

Quality is job 1!
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: pc31 on October 16, 2004, 11:22:04 AM: no that a beatles cd......................
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The Swine on July 10, 2007, 08:12:02 AM: Quote from: 360
You know, you can't keep a good pigs penis down ya know!

i knew it.

is this object still for sale?
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on July 10, 2007, 12:33:19 PM: LMFAO!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: pc31 on July 11, 2007, 02:32:59 AM: i remember this topic....it was a p*sser...we did have it down to a gathering almost every night....that has changed tho not that new is bad but it did to seem to have changed things....
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: The End on July 11, 2007, 11:11:45 AM: This must have been one of the very first threads on here! I remember it continued on from the OLD board! :)
Title: Re: RARE SWINE PHALLUS FOR ACCUSITION
Post by: pc31 on July 12, 2007, 03:43:10 AM: yer off topic sir...one swine demerit for you...your last bid will not be taken seriously...thats what happens when you step out of line...now back to the front sonny....