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Solo forums => John Lennon => Topic started by: pc31 on January 21, 2005, 01:20:12 AM

Title: lennon joke
Post by: pc31 on January 21, 2005, 01:20:12 AM
Many years ago, a competition was held to settle the score between three legendary rock and roll vocalists. The contestants were Robert Plant, Mick Jagger, and John Lennon. They decided not to have a singing contest because their vocal styles were very different from each other. Instead, they would see who could walk across water.

Mick Jagger drew the shortest straw and began walking off the pier into the Atlantic ocean; after a few steps, he sank like a stone (no pun intended!)

Robert Plant was next and he surprisingly walked about 50 yards onto the Atlantic, turned and slowly came back to shore, as Zeppelin fans went wild.

They were soon silenced, however, when John strolled in a very cool fashion out on the Atlantic for about 400 yards, turned and walked back to shore. Beatle fans saluted him with deafening cheers.

Afterwards, Robert said to John, "I feel kinda bad for Mick. We should have told him about the stepping stones."

"What stepping stones?" replied John.
 
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Post by: TurnMeOnDeadman on January 21, 2005, 02:39:45 AM
LMAO! poor mick, Roberts a cheater!! Johns the real God out of them, hes a concept on which we measure our pain
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Post by: Herecomesyoursun on January 21, 2005, 04:21:09 AM
keith richards walks out, and floats because hes 90% rum
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Post by: tkitna on January 21, 2005, 04:35:53 AM
Paul would have just parted the water.
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Post by: SieLiebtDich on January 21, 2005, 07:55:49 AM
:-D
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Post by: Indica on January 21, 2005, 12:00:33 PM
[quote by=Herecomesyoursun link=Blah.pl?b=lennon,m=1106270412,s=2 date=1106281269]keith richards walks out, and floats because hes 90% rum[/quote]

haha
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Post by: Lenny Pane on January 21, 2005, 12:20:25 PM
hahahahahah nice one PC lmao :)
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Post by: sexy sadie on January 22, 2005, 03:14:29 AM
hahaha thats funny ;)
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Post by: Mairi on January 27, 2005, 03:50:05 PM
LOL.... I'm in the school library now and everyone's giving me funny looks.
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Post by: Kevin on January 27, 2005, 03:51:16 PM
Quote from: Mairi
LOL.... I'm in the school library now and everyone's giving me funny looks.

Could be the shirt :)
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Post by: Mairi on January 27, 2005, 04:09:40 PM
Oi, what's wrong with my shirt? :)
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Post by: Kevin on January 27, 2005, 04:11:53 PM
Nothing. I'm sure you look great. (how big's the dolphin?)
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Post by: Mairi on January 27, 2005, 04:19:31 PM
I dunno. About smaller than my hand.
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Post by: Kevin on January 27, 2005, 04:21:30 PM
hmmmm
Bad hair day then?
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Post by: Mairi on January 27, 2005, 04:23:44 PM
no, they were probably looking at me cause I was giggling at the joke. I'm just weird.
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Post by: Kevin on January 27, 2005, 04:24:30 PM
kinda picked up on that anyway
Viva wierdness!
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Post by: number14 on February 01, 2005, 03:42:37 AM
i guess i can see robert plant saying that
Funny
Shows John is the true Legend
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Post by: Lenny Pane on February 01, 2005, 01:08:38 PM
does anyone know any more Beatle related jokes ?
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Post by: tkitna on February 03, 2005, 01:27:53 AM
Yes, but not appropriate for this public forum.
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Post by: Herecomesyoursun on February 03, 2005, 02:07:53 AM
save it for the mens room todd
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Post by: pc31 on February 03, 2005, 10:31:38 AM
what would it take to reunite the beatles??????
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Post by: Kevin on February 03, 2005, 10:36:48 AM
Quote from: pc31
what would it take to reunite the beatles??????

we know, we know
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Post by: pc31 on February 03, 2005, 11:11:12 AM
ok i was not posting the punch line anyways.lol
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Post by: tkitna on February 03, 2005, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: Herecomesyoursun
save it for the mens room todd

True! I'm posting it under my section now.

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Post by: Paulsluv on February 03, 2005, 01:30:08 PM
LOL! That joke was funny!  ;D  ;D :D
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Post by: TurnMeOnDeadman on February 05, 2005, 10:58:54 AM
if Yoko ono was dead....

Paul can redo Yesterday

hows Paul going to redo "When im 64" if it was a lennon-mccartney song?
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Post by: TurnMeOnDeadman on March 28, 2005, 06:19:23 AM
I posted this joke in several other forums a while ago