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Title: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Loco Mo on February 08, 2019, 01:06:22 AM
Yes, she was and she is.

She was the best of all the Beatles wives, girlfriends and groupies!!!

She continues to be my ultimate dream Woman!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 08, 2019, 01:32:24 AM
(http://www.1fmediaproject.net/new/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/SKYLADDERS-Treviso-Stephan-Craesneanskpress.jpg)



I hear she's looking for a new husband, Loco.  Go ahead and give her a whirl.  She'll sing for you every day and every night...


https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68 (https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68)


Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: KelMar on February 08, 2019, 01:38:56 AM
I thought John was The Greatest.

https://youtu.be/vv1gL-aKxrQ (https://youtu.be/vv1gL-aKxrQ)

Or was it Ringo?

https://youtu.be/Ua5EAfAMYpM (https://youtu.be/Ua5EAfAMYpM)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 08, 2019, 09:46:45 PM
https://youtu.be/J9CeC3yrcG4 (https://youtu.be/J9CeC3yrcG4)

Muhammad Ali was The Greatest.



(https://www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTM1MTQzMzI3MDA4MDY4ODgy/placeholder-title.jpg)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Moogmodule on February 08, 2019, 10:33:18 PM



....  She'll sing for you every day and every night...



Don’t expect to get a lot of sleep though if she does...


https://youtu.be/IziBbQhldhI (https://youtu.be/IziBbQhldhI)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 08, 2019, 10:52:43 PM
Makes you wonder just what was in that "truth serum" that Loco had last night, huh?
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Loco Mo on February 08, 2019, 11:01:04 PM
OMG!!!   Did I really post this???
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: KelMar on February 08, 2019, 11:25:29 PM
Muhammad Ali was The Greatest.


https://youtu.be/eqMk-AuTDZE (https://youtu.be/eqMk-AuTDZE)

Sometimes this song pops into my head for no reason at all.


Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 09, 2019, 06:06:50 AM
Wait!  I forgot to post the lyrics for Voice Piece For Soprano & Wish Tree...


https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68 (https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68)


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHAAAOOOUUH
OW WO UH UH UHHAHAHAHA UHHAHAHAHA UHHAHAHAHA UHHAHAHAHA
UHHAOWHAOOH OOH HU UH OW!! OOH HU UH OW!! OOH HU UH OW!!
WAHA HOOHA HOOHA HOOHA HOOHA HOOHAHA HOOHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHA HAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HO HO HO (indistinguishable)
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO HUHOOHUHOOHOOHU HO HO....
WOHO OOHOOHOHA OOHOOHOHA OOHOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHA
AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHOOHOOHAHA UHAHA UHAHA UHAHA UHAHA UHAHAHOOHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
OOHHAHA OOHHAOH OOHHAHA OOHHAOH OOHHAHA OOHHAOH OOHHAHA OOHHAOH OOHHA
AH HA HOO OH HO OOH HO OOOHHH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHHA HAHA ha OHHAHAHA OHHAUAHOOHHAUAHOOHHAUAHOOHHAUAHAHAHHA
AHHA AHAHA AHAHA aaaaaahhhhhhh
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Moogmodule on February 10, 2019, 06:44:27 AM
Thanks HG. Handy to have that.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 10, 2019, 07:21:57 AM
You're welcome, Moog.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 10, 2019, 07:56:58 AM
Hey Loco, I'm sure you enjoyed Yoko's a capella performance.  Here she is singing with a band.  Enjoy...


https://youtu.be/4u3u16bFEYU (https://youtu.be/4u3u16bFEYU)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: KelMar on February 17, 2019, 06:12:02 AM
I wonder if she wrote her stuff beforehand or just made it up as she went along. Either way, she certainly seems comfortable up there on the stage.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Moogmodule on February 17, 2019, 09:20:56 AM
I wonder if she wrote her stuff beforehand or just made it up as she went along. Either way, she certainly seems comfortable up there on the stage.

I can see her stopping the band. “Sorry. I sang OOOHAGHAWAAAA. It was meant to be OOOHAGAWAAAII. Let’s take it from the top “
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 18, 2019, 05:20:45 PM
I can see her stopping the band. “Sorry. I sang OOOHAGHAWAAAA. It was meant to be OOOHAGAWAAAII. Let’s take it from the top “


Right.  OOOHAGHAWAAAA is in the lyrics for The Star Spangled Banner...


https://youtu.be/_9tqHLmPDUk (https://youtu.be/_9tqHLmPDUk)


Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 18, 2019, 05:37:40 PM
And here's a preview of her upcoming Christmas album...


https://youtu.be/NcOxCWOVPpI (https://youtu.be/NcOxCWOVPpI)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 18, 2019, 05:56:17 PM
Quos amor verus tenuit tenebit ...


https://youtu.be/tRse0PBHcEw (https://youtu.be/tRse0PBHcEw)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: nimrod on February 19, 2019, 12:32:08 AM
Great song, I bet John loved it  ;)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Loco Mo on February 19, 2019, 12:34:45 AM
Hello:

I just can't watch that video all the way through.

I'm sorry but I can't help but believe that Yoko Ono was an opportunist (probably one out of many trying to get into John's pants and wallet due to his incredible fortune and fame).

I'm drunk right now but I'm not repeating "Yoko's the greatest" again.  Being drunk is kind of like experiencing momentary schizophrenia.  It's just the mind doing flip flops and dispensing with logic while doing so.

But - Yoko - she couldn't have "truly" loved John.  What a bunch of BS.  But yet - he chose her out of many women to be at his right hand side.  Was he really in love or was it some kind of a delusion that made him think he was?

You know, half of the times I thought I was in love in my life, I really wasn't.  It was something else maybe - but it wasn't love.  I don't know what it was.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 19, 2019, 03:22:12 AM
John and Yoko had a symbiotic relationship, Loco.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Loco Mo on February 19, 2019, 01:20:01 PM
Quote
John and Yoko had a symbiotic relationship, Loco.


Hello:  What's the matter with me anyway?  I'm just an Ebenezer Scrooge when it comes to love.

I would kindly ask you to disregard my negative energy and comments.  The song below perfectly describes my discontent.  Please forgive me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjC2n7dGRSA# (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjC2n7dGRSA#)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 20, 2019, 03:02:15 AM
Nah, Loco, your mood just swings like a pendulum do...just like England.


https://youtu.be/bKeOpI3N85M (https://youtu.be/bKeOpI3N85M)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Bingo Bongo on March 05, 2019, 09:28:18 PM
I still blame her for the breakup of the Yoko Ono Band...
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Moogmodule on January 10, 2020, 12:47:11 AM
While the goings on of the British royal family are of minimal interest to this descendant of convicts, I am amused that Megan Markle is now being called the royal family’s Yoko Ono.  ha2ha
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: KelMar on January 10, 2020, 03:38:20 AM
While the goings on of the British royal family are of minimal interest to this descendant of convicts, I am amused that Megan Markle is now being called the royal family’s Yoko Ono.  ha2ha

That’s funny! Gotta hand it to them though. That took guts. It hasn’t happened since 1936 when King Edward VIII abdicated the throne to marry Wallis Simpson. Damn yankees.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Moogmodule on January 10, 2020, 06:41:20 AM
That’s funny! Gotta hand it to them though. That took guts. It hasn’t happened since 1936 when King Edward VIII abdicated the throne to marry Wallis Simpson. Damn yankees.

Yes. Although they’re not giving up their titles, or their main income, so I don’t think they’ll starve while setting up the Duke and Duchess Dry Cleaners or whatever they plan. 
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: nimrod on January 10, 2020, 11:24:39 PM
While the goings on of the British royal family are of minimal interest to this descendant of convicts, I am amused that Megan Markle is now being called the royal family’s Yoko Ono.  ha2ha

I was born and raised in England but I have absolutely no love for the Royals, Im a republican, always have been. I don't believe in titles, Lords, earls, Sirs, Prince this, HRH that lol.
Whilst with any luck MM could bring down the RF, I really cant stand the woman, she seems the epitome of a narcissist to me. So many examples of things she's done since becoming Royal.
Now she's flown back to Canada where little Archie has been since late November when they went on their bed in. Did she or Harry ever even consider that Harry's dad or the Queen might quite like to see Archie, 8 weeks is a long time in baby terms, they change so much. Im sure the Queen hasn't got long left, it seems a cruel way to treat her. But MM does this to her own Dad who hasn't met his Son in Law or his Grandson.

Theyre giving up their money from the taxpayer EXCEPT they still want the 24 hour protection paid for, they still want their HRH titles, and they still want use of Frogmore House, a home that the UK taxpayers have just spent 2.5 million pounds renovating.
Im sorry but if you want out of 'The Firm', and you want to be the Beckhams mark 2, it should mean out.

Harry was THE most popular royal in the UK, until he married MM, she has changed him beyond recondition.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Moogmodule on January 12, 2020, 12:20:13 AM
I agree. You can’t be half in or out. And I’m not sure what they’re proposing even helps what they say they are addressing. They’ll still be public figures and in the spotlight. Probably more so since whatever they do will be reliant on them keeping a public profile. Princess Anne and Prince Edward seem to do quite ok quietly doing their charity work.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Bingo Bongo on March 02, 2020, 07:29:44 PM
Theyre giving up their money from the taxpayer EXCEPT they still want the 24 hour protection paid for, they still want their HRH titles.

Thankfully they did relinquish their titles, and are paying for their own protection here in Canada.

Love live The Beatles.  Only royalty I'll listen to!  icon_king
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Normandie on March 08, 2021, 04:21:04 PM
I am amused that Megan Markle is now being called the royal family’s Yoko Ono.  ha2ha

I had to dredge this thread up to vent about the American news media: Enough already with Meghan and Harry! This Oprah interview has been splashed all over the news for days now and shows no sign of fading away. It's gotten to the point that I almost miss Dr. Fauci. And that's saying something.  >:(
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on March 09, 2021, 12:51:43 AM
(https://aymanmatnews.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/ddlikebw4aadrq6.jpg)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: nimrod on March 09, 2021, 02:24:19 AM
Thankfully they did relinquish their titles,

Still both HRH, Duke & Duchess of Sussex.

Ive had dealings with a narcissist in my past and imo Meghan is a classic example. Poor Harry has been roped in by her.
She has zero empathy for anyone and is firmly in control of not just Harry and Archie but the $$ Harry inherited from his Mother.
I just feel sorry for Archie, imagine the privileged life he couldve had in Britain.....he now wont even know or even maybe meet his extended family.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on March 10, 2021, 05:07:41 AM
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Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Normandie on March 10, 2021, 09:40:16 AM


^^^^

 ha2ha
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: nimrod on March 10, 2021, 10:39:43 PM
 ha2ha
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on March 10, 2021, 11:25:23 PM
Ive had dealings with a narcissist in my past and imo Meghan is a classic example. Poor Harry has been roped in by her.
She has zero empathy for anyone and is firmly in control of not just Harry and Archie but the $$ Harry inherited from his Mother.


You nailed it, Kev.  But there's more.  Harry lost his mom when he was a child.  That was a deep traumatic episode which left him scarred psychologically.  I'm not that kind of a doctor but I'd say that Meghan cleverly preyed upon Harry and his tragic loss...


(https://i.postimg.cc/T3FXsg3T/Meghan-Markle-Lady-Diana-03-08-2021.jpg)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on March 11, 2021, 03:01:52 AM
This whole Harry and Meghan thing is like watching an Alfred Hitchcock movie...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5jvQwwHQNY# (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5jvQwwHQNY#)


Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: nimrod on March 14, 2021, 01:36:28 PM
You nailed it, Kev.  But there's more.  Harry lost his mom when he was a child.  That was a deep traumatic episode which left him scarred psychologically.  I'm not that kind of a doctor but I'd say that Meghan cleverly preyed upon Harry and his tragic loss...


([url]https://i.postimg.cc/T3FXsg3T/Meghan-Markle-Lady-Diana-03-08-2021.jpg[/url])

I feel sorry for Harry. He's slowly losing his family.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Normandie on December 06, 2022, 01:57:44 AM


I came across an article today about (ugh) Harry and Meghan. I find them unbearable, so I'm not even sure why I read it, but it did contain this Beatles (well, John and Yoko) reference—"The British press dug out a series of photos of John Lennon and Yoko Ono all ‘loved up,’ which were almost identical to the poses adopted by Harry and Meghan"—seemingly implying that the two were trying to mimic John and Yoko. I wonder which photos, specifically, the quote is referring to. I can't think of any off the top of my head.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on December 06, 2022, 03:29:46 AM
^

Harry is weak.  He's got problems brought on by the loss of his mother at such an early age.  I pity him.  He married a mother figure.

I pitied John for similar reasons.  He also married a mother figure when he married Yoko.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Normandie on January 29, 2023, 11:19:52 PM


https://nypost.com/2023/01/27/yoko-ono-claims-she-takes-4-mile-walks-despite-being-wheelchair-bound/ (https://nypost.com/2023/01/27/yoko-ono-claims-she-takes-4-mile-walks-despite-being-wheelchair-bound/)

One person's comment on this article intrigued me. It may be buried by now, so here it is: "What she needs to do is to record 1 new album with son Sean and Ringo Starr. That should cheer her up.  Beatles fans eagerly awaiting. John would have wanted it."

I'm not so sure about "Beatles fans eagerly awaiting" it, although I can speak only for myself.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on January 29, 2023, 11:47:20 PM
^

Yoko is a repository of discrepant claims.

This is one of my favorite threads on this Forum:  Its Yoko's fault--a fun game! (http://www.dmbeatles.com/forums/index.php?topic=3345.0)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: nimrod on February 09, 2023, 12:37:00 AM
^

Yoko is a repository of discrepant claims.

This is one of my favorite threads on this Forum:  Its Yoko's fault--a fun game! ([url]http://www.dmbeatles.com/forums/index.php?topic=3345.0[/url])


I still blame her for splitting up The Rutles.
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: Hello Goodbye on February 09, 2023, 01:19:50 AM
^

Chastity broke up The Rutles, Kev...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1tdvH2L4U# (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1tdvH2L4U#)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmW8MqEgRCo# (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmW8MqEgRCo#)
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: nimrod on February 09, 2023, 01:49:41 AM
 ha2ha
Title: Re: Yoko is the greatest!
Post by: blmeanie on February 09, 2023, 11:56:21 AM
when on your daily morning check of these forums you see two things , paired by destiny, showing as unread posts:

Yoko is the Greatest!
    and
Joke thread