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Solo forums => John Lennon => Topic started by: pc31 on January 21, 2005, 01:20:12 AM
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Many years ago, a competition was held to settle the score between three legendary rock and roll vocalists. The contestants were Robert Plant, Mick Jagger, and John Lennon. They decided not to have a singing contest because their vocal styles were very different from each other. Instead, they would see who could walk across water.
Mick Jagger drew the shortest straw and began walking off the pier into the Atlantic ocean; after a few steps, he sank like a stone (no pun intended!)
Robert Plant was next and he surprisingly walked about 50 yards onto the Atlantic, turned and slowly came back to shore, as Zeppelin fans went wild.
They were soon silenced, however, when John strolled in a very cool fashion out on the Atlantic for about 400 yards, turned and walked back to shore. Beatle fans saluted him with deafening cheers.
Afterwards, Robert said to John, "I feel kinda bad for Mick. We should have told him about the stepping stones."
"What stepping stones?" replied John.
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LMAO! poor mick, Roberts a cheater!! Johns the real God out of them, hes a concept on which we measure our pain
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keith richards walks out, and floats because hes 90% rum
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Paul would have just parted the water.
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:-D
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[quote by=Herecomesyoursun link=Blah.pl?b=lennon,m=1106270412,s=2 date=1106281269]keith richards walks out, and floats because hes 90% rum[/quote]
haha
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hahahahahah nice one PC lmao :)
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hahaha thats funny ;)
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LOL.... I'm in the school library now and everyone's giving me funny looks.
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LOL.... I'm in the school library now and everyone's giving me funny looks.
Could be the shirt :)
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Oi, what's wrong with my shirt? :)
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Nothing. I'm sure you look great. (how big's the dolphin?)
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I dunno. About smaller than my hand.
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hmmmm
Bad hair day then?
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no, they were probably looking at me cause I was giggling at the joke. I'm just weird.
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kinda picked up on that anyway
Viva wierdness!
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i guess i can see robert plant saying that
Funny
Shows John is the true Legend
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does anyone know any more Beatle related jokes ?
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Yes, but not appropriate for this public forum.
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save it for the mens room todd
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what would it take to reunite the beatles??????
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what would it take to reunite the beatles??????
we know, we know
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ok i was not posting the punch line anyways.lol
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save it for the mens room todd
True! I'm posting it under my section now.
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LOL! That joke was funny! ;D ;D :D
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if Yoko ono was dead....
Paul can redo Yesterday
hows Paul going to redo "When im 64" if it was a lennon-mccartney song?
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I posted this joke in several other forums a while ago