This interview with Daniel Radcliffe (who plays Harry Potter in the movies) is really beatlesque (not very, but still...):
Has there ever been a day that you have not bathed?
Dan: Yeah, probably, yes there has.
Do you have a hairy bum?
Dan: (points) Personal
When was the last time you vomitted?
Dan: I got food poisoning from oysters. (Couldn't make out all of that bit.)
What is the most disgusting thing you have eaten?
Dan: Probably those oysters I just told you about.
Do you have bad breath?
Dan: I don't think so.
Do you eat the "stuff" in your nose?
Dan: NO!!!