Hi everyone! Here is another part.
I've been really sick today and have had a few strong drinks tonight that tasted like Nyquil. Please bare with me.
THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF JOHN & DONNA AND TOD & STACY PART 2
Where we last left off, Tod, Stacy, Cherry, Donna and I were packed in Stacy's mom's now stolen car and on our way to Oakland, California for tomorrow's LED ZEPPELIN concert at the Oakland Coliseum on 23 July 1977 beginning a 11:00 A.M.
However, we're not the only ones heading for Oakland. All of our parents were driving together up to Oakland as well as Leroy The Pimp (Cherry's Pimp) and his two toughs. The Oakland poice Department has already been tipped off by the Sacramento police Department on what to expect at the concert at the Oakland Coliseum on Saturday, 23 July 1977.
Which now brings us to late Friday night, 22 July 1977. I cannot even count the number of times that Donna and Cherry were arguing in the car, that would be a long story in itself. Instead, I am going to skip a lot of that and move ahead to when we arrive to Cherry's friend Sugar's house in Oakland. This is where the sh*t really hits the fan between Donna and I. When we got to Sugar's house, she was throwing a party and when we showed up, the party was really happening. Cherry introduced Sugar to all of us and she told us that she was going to the ZEPPELIN show tomorrow. Sugar told all of us to make ourselves at home and to let her know if we need anything. Donna and I started walking around the place and it was definitely drug heaven. Donna and I walked in a bedroom where an orgy was going on. All of the people invited Donna and I in to participate but we both declined. There were all having unprotected sex, there was no way I was getting into that. Cherry and Sugar than pulled behind Donna and I and asked Donna if she had anything to wear to the concert tomorrow. Donna than asked Sugar if there was a nearby clothing store in Oakland in order to buy some new clothes. Sugar said "yeah," I'll take you over there tomorrow. Donna then sarcastically made a comment to both Sugar and Cherry that "it would be good to go to a clothing store because you two girls need it. Donna continued on by saying that the both of you look like hookers!" Sugar than quickly said "we are hookers!" During that moment, Cherry was trying to tell Sugar to keep her mouth shut but it was too late. The look on Donna's face said it all. After hearing that comment from Sugar, Donna slowly turns to me and yells at the top of her lungs W-H-A-T!!!!!! YOU MOTHERF*C*ER this, you MOTHERF*C*ER that, YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO JOHN, YOU SON-OF-A-F*C*ING b****! I could see that the rest of this outing was about to come to a quick end. Donna than starting yelling at Tod, Stacy and I to get our asses out to the car and lets go. To make matters worse, as we were getting ready to drive off, Cherry runs outside and says bye to Tod and hopes that she sees him at the concert tomorrow. Next thing you know it, Tod and Stacy are fighting in the front seat while Stacy is driving which was not a pretty sight to watch. Donna and I are actually trying to break up the fight when all of a sudden, Stacy hits a telephone pole. WHAT IS IT WITH TELEPHONE POLES? Since Donna and I were not wearing our seatbelts, we both flew and ended up in the front seat on the laps of both Tod and Stacy. It seemed obvious that the car was severely damaged but actually it wasn't as bad as we all thought it would be. Despite the front of the car being pretty crushed in, we could still drive it and that was the important thing.
We needed a map to get around Oakland so we stopped at a 7-11 foodmart where an employee that looked like a Deadhead was working and we asked him if he had any local Oakland maps? The Deadhead said "Yeah Man, right over here." I said thanks and got the map that we needed. Donna than told me to fill up the tank with gas and that she would pay for it with the credit card. I said ok. After I filled up the tank, Donna and Stacy said that they would take care of everything. What does Donna and Stacy do? They go in the store and flirt with the Deadhead and take him to the back room where they both pull his pants off and start running out the front door and threw his pants in the dumpster. Then Donna and Stacy quickly gets in the car and tells me to floor it. And what do I do, I FLOOR IT! While I'm flooring it and pulling away from the store, I can see the guy in the middle of the street chasing us in his underwear. I also noticed in the car that Donna, Tod and Stacy stole a lot of candy, chips and twinkees while I was talking with the Deadhead in the store.
There were a couple more incidents that took place later that same night or morning but I'll just skip to where we pulled up to a Mervyns store and parked in the back of the store in case the police were looking for us. After all, what is the Deadhead guy going to say: "Uh, I was stupid for letting the girls flirt with me and lure me into the back room and take my pants off and start running out the front door?" I DON'T THINK SO!
All of us slept for about three hours in the rear parking lot of Mervyns. We were all going to wait till the store opened so Donna could go in a buy some clothes. When it opened, all of us went in and Donna told us to buy what ever we wanted since she had her Mom's credit card. By the time all of us were done shopping, Donna had charged up a prettty hefty bill totalling near $600.00. I cannot believe how easy it was for Donna to use her Mom's credit card. The store didn't even question anything. They just had Donna sign the slip and that was it. DAMN!
We finally made our way to the Oakland Coliseum about 10:45 A.M. where the box office and doors were already opened. The concert was supposed to begin at 11:00 A.M. starting with RICK DERRINGER, JUDAS PRIEST and last but not least, the mighty LED ZEPPELIN. Here we were, all four of us, AT LAST! (I should mention to all of you now that originally it was supposed to seven of us but after the huge events that took place on Friday, on the spur of the moment, we kind of forgot all about them.)
All four of us got in the concert and we went looking around for a seat. Please let me point out that all of the seats were on a first come first serve basis. No wonder there was so many fights in the coliseum. All four of us found our way to section 224 and 225 which is about in the middle but not bad seats at all. All of us sat down together and could finally rest our poor feet. Tod was then commenting on how great it would be to have some weed right now. At that moment, Donna pulled out of her purse, an eight of KGB (Killer Green Bud) Skunk Weed. I gave Donna the biggest kiss that she has ever had. She also told me that I still have a lot of explaining to do when we get home. And this is where I start rolling a joint and Donna's hair gets tangled in the joint. When I lit it, it smelled like sh*t but it wasn't bad at all. The Skunk weed smell pretty much covered the horrible scent that the hair had.
After about an hour, Donna and Stacy each wanted a beer so Tod and I went to the stand to buy some beers only we didn't, at least not yet. Tod and I tried to make our way to the front of the stage to see if we could find both Cherry and Sugar. Little did we both know that Donna and Stacy were right behind us following us everywhere we went. Tod and I then heard Cherry's voice calling our names: T-O-D!!!!! J-O-H-N!!!!! Tod and I both saw cherry and began making our way towards her. When we reached her, Cherry then asked us where we were sitting? I said that we were somewhere in the 200's section. Cherry then said that sucks. It was right around this time that Sugar ran up to us and told us that Leroy The Pimp was in the stadium looking for us. Tod, Cherry, Sugar and I decided to take a walk around the stadium in order to spot where Leroy was. Spotting Leroy in the audience was the easiest thing to do since he was one of the very few black people that were in the entire audience. Leroy was also the ONLY black person that was wearing a hat that was about as big as his head with the longest feather that you have ever seen hanging from his hat. When we saw Leroy, he had two guys with him and all four of us starting walking quick towards an exit door which would later turn to running. Leroy and his guys then saw us and started running after us. Tod, Cherry, Sugar and I started running for our lives till we came up to a bathroom and not just any bathroom. It was the Girls' bathroom. Tod and I were saying that we can't go in there . At that very moment, Cherry and Sugar dragged both our asses in the girls bathroom where all four of us would end up hiding in a stall. Tod and I would look at each other in the girls bathroom with Tod saying: Remember where we were one month ago in L.A.? THE FORUM BATHROOM? I then told Tod: "DON'T EVEN MENTION IT!" Next thing you know, you hear the words that every boyfriend dreads to hear: YOU MOTHERF*C*ERS BETTER GET YOUR F*C*KING ASSES OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! It makes you almost wish that it was Leroy and not Donna and Stacy. If Donna and Stacy had been professional wrestlers, they would have been great tag team partners. And what happens next is something that I will never forget. Donna and Stacy approach the door of the stall where all four of us were hiding and bangs on the door and tells us all to get the F*C* out of there. Stacy then gets on her knees and looks underneath the stall and sees all of us and tells us all that we are all in deep sh*t. And what does Donna do? She turns into the incredible hulk and goes into the next bathroom stall and jerks the toilet seat off of the toilet and starts banging it loudly on the door while screaming at the top of her lungs saying OPEN THE F*C*ING DOOR and that THERE ARE TWO HOOKERS FOR SALE IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM! Sugar then said "OK, OK, WE'RE COMING OUT! JUST SHUT THE F*C* UP! When Sugar opened the stall door, Donna leaped and grabbed Sugar by the hair and started dragging her out of the stall only to be tripped by Stacy. When Sugar tripped and ended up on the ground, Stacy started kicking Sugar repeatedly while Donna was still pulling Sugar's hair and hitting her in the face with her fist. At that moment, Leroy kicked the girls bathroom door open and said that he wanted his $550.00 back that Cherry spent on us. At that very moment, all of us attacked Leroy and started beating on him and threw him in one of the stalls. But before we threw him in the stall, Cherry and Sugar would pull and tear Leroy's pants off of him while Donna would go into one of the stalls and with some toilet paper, take one of the turds out of the toilet and smear it on Leroy's face. At the same time, Stacy then took Leroy's hat off and stuffed it in the toilet. MAN, THESE WOMEN ARE MEAN!
Now it was six of us, Tod, Stacy, Cherry, Sugar, Donna and I. As we were all coming out of the girls bathroom, Leroy's two guys saw us and started running towards us. But before the two guys would continue chasing us, they stopped and were wondering what all of the commotion was in the girls bathroom. I can just imagine what Leroy was thinking with all of that sh*t in his face with no pants on. Then again, it could have been worse. Leroy could have been getting raped in prison instead of getting jumped in the girls bathroom at the Oakland Coliseum.
SORRY GUYS, I HAVE TO STOP FOR NOW. I'm still not finished yet. I can't seem to think straight right now while I'm still feeling a little sick. I know that I left a lot out of this story and that I will have to make some corrections later. I know that I can write a whole book on this incident alone which would take up quite a few pages. I have to take some more Tylenol, Nyquil and Robitussin cough medicine and go to bed. I will finish this story before the NFC and AFC Championship Games start which is before noon today. I hope that you enjoy reading what I have so far. In the mean time, ROCK ON!