I'd hate to have to revoke your membership card!
I heard these words before! I got my first library card when I was seven. It was laminated too, but the lamination in those days was very brittle. I cracked the lamination the first day I got it because I put the card in my back pocket and sat on it. The next time I used the card at the library, the librarian said "If you can't take care of your library card properly, I'm going to revoke it." She asked me for my card so she could have a new one made for me. I told her my mother was waiting for me in the car and I would let her do it the next time I was in.
The same scene replayed every time I went to that library until I was twenty-five and moved to NYC. That librarian never gave up!
I never heard of a lot of those groups. Wasn't the Backstreet Boys the group that once sang with Dusty Springfield?