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lennon joke
« on: January 21, 2005, 01:20:12 AM »

Many years ago, a competition was held to settle the score between three legendary rock and roll vocalists. The contestants were Robert Plant, Mick Jagger, and John Lennon. They decided not to have a singing contest because their vocal styles were very different from each other. Instead, they would see who could walk across water.

Mick Jagger drew the shortest straw and began walking off the pier into the Atlantic ocean; after a few steps, he sank like a stone (no pun intended!)

Robert Plant was next and he surprisingly walked about 50 yards onto the Atlantic, turned and slowly came back to shore, as Zeppelin fans went wild.

They were soon silenced, however, when John strolled in a very cool fashion out on the Atlantic for about 400 yards, turned and walked back to shore. Beatle fans saluted him with deafening cheers.

Afterwards, Robert said to John, "I feel kinda bad for Mick. We should have told him about the stepping stones."

"What stepping stones?" replied John.
 

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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2005, 02:39:45 AM »

LMAO! poor mick, Roberts a cheater!! Johns the real God out of them, hes a concept on which we measure our pain
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2005, 04:21:09 AM »

keith richards walks out, and floats because hes 90% rum
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2005, 04:35:53 AM »

Paul would have just parted the water.

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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2005, 07:55:49 AM »

:-D
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2005, 12:00:33 PM »

[quote by=Herecomesyoursun link=Blah.pl?b=lennon,m=1106270412,s=2 date=1106281269]keith richards walks out, and floats because hes 90% rum[/quote]

haha
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2005, 12:20:25 PM »

hahahahahah nice one PC lmao :)
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2005, 03:14:29 AM »

hahaha thats funny ;)
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2005, 03:50:05 PM »

LOL.... I'm in the school library now and everyone's giving me funny looks.
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2005, 03:51:16 PM »

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LOL.... I'm in the school library now and everyone's giving me funny looks.

Could be the shirt :)
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2005, 04:09:40 PM »

Oi, what's wrong with my shirt? :)
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2005, 04:11:53 PM »

Nothing. I'm sure you look great. (how big's the dolphin?)
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2005, 04:19:31 PM »

I dunno. About smaller than my hand.
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2005, 04:21:30 PM »

hmmmm
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2005, 04:23:44 PM »

no, they were probably looking at me cause I was giggling at the joke. I'm just weird.
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2005, 04:24:30 PM »

kinda picked up on that anyway
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2005, 03:42:37 AM »

i guess i can see robert plant saying that
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2005, 01:08:38 PM »

does anyone know any more Beatle related jokes ?
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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2005, 01:27:53 AM »

Yes, but not appropriate for this public forum.

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Re: lennon joke
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2005, 02:07:53 AM »

save it for the mens room todd
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