Oh my gosh! Is that you on the floor Kathy? I've seen that sort of thing on America's Funniest Home Videos but I never actually knew anyone who had it happen to them. It probably isn't all that funny when it does. I hope your daughter is okay. I assume she is or you wouldn't be ing!
Yup, that's me! That's my ex on the altar with his hands on his hips. We ended up saying our vows as I reclined on a couch in a nun's office in the back of the church. At the time I was sooo embarrassed, then years later it seemed funny, and now that I've petitioned for an annulment it seems sad.
My daughter is fine; thanks for asking! Somebody gave me a small bottle of juice, and one of the priests ran back and got her some donut holes (which she refused because she doesn't like blueberries -- sheesh! I was like, "Just eat
That's the last time I let her skip breakfast, that's for sure!