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RICKENBACKER325:
 With all the depressing crap going on in the world today I though this might make a good idea for a thread.

Crazy Diamond:
What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?







Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

Paulsluv:

--- Quote from: Zep_Fan ---What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?







Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
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That's really disturbing.

Bobber:

--- Quote from: Zep_Fan ---What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
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Strange sense of humour.

Mairi:
Okay, so there's guy on his death bed. He's just about to pass away when he makes one last dying wish. "Lord," he says, "All I want right now is just a plate of my wife's chocolate chip cookies, that's all I ask."
And then, suddenly, he smells the cookies baking from downstairs. So he drags himself out of bed, crawls downstairs, (this is a dying man, remember) and he finally reaches the kitchen. He spots the plate of cookies on the counter, and as he reaches up to grab one, he feels someone slapping his hand "Don't touch!" says his wife. "Those are for the funeral!"

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