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mclen57

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Beatles In My Pants
« on: August 17, 2005, 01:08:00 AM »

I don't know if you all have heard this one. But tack on the line "in my pants" at the end of each song title. It can be pretty funny.

I Saw Her Standing There In My Pants
Ticket To Ride In My Pants
Baby It's You In My Pants
Let It Be In My Pants
Yellow Submarine In My Pants - Makes perfect sense to me!

Anyway, you get the idea!(jumping)
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2005, 01:52:58 AM »

Happiness is a Warm Gun In My Pants!

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~ missy
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2005, 02:23:29 AM »

Julia In My Pants
Twist and Shout In My Pants
I've Got a Feeling In My Pants (can't believe no one thought of that before me)
Dig a Pony In My Pants
Glass Onion In My Pants
The End In My Pants
Her Majesty In My Pants
Mean Mr. Mustard In My Pants
Something In My Pants
Come Together In My Pants
Sexy Sadie In My Pants
Revolution In My Pants
Everybody's Got Something To Except For Me And My Monkey In My Pants.
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2005, 02:34:36 AM »

real love in my pants
birthday in my pants
a day in the life in my pants
lovely rita in my pants
good morning good morning in my pants
magical mystery tour in my pants
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2005, 02:44:16 AM »

Got To Get You Into My Pants
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2005, 02:45:25 AM »

Please Please Me In My Pants
Chains In My Pants (for those of you who are into that)
Boys In My Pants (for those of you who are into that)
I Feel Fine In My Pants
Something In My Pants
Two of Us In My Pants
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2005, 03:06:21 AM »

All Together Now In My Pants
You Can't Do That In My Pants
I'm Down In My Pants
Fixing a Hole In My Pants
If I Needed Someone In My Pants
What Goes On In My Pants
Wait In My Pants
You Really Got A Hold On Me In My Pants
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2005, 03:34:39 AM »

Help in my pants
here there and everywhere in my pants
dont let me down in my pants
get back in my pants
rain in my pants
I've just seen a face in my pants
Its only love in my pants
getting better in my pants
any time at all in my pants
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2005, 03:37:02 AM »

And the winner is....

"Fixing a Hole In My Pants" by lennonlemon.... that killed me. Good work.

~ missy
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2005, 04:11:05 AM »

This reminds of a game we play on road trips, you take any car name and put the word "anal" in front of it.  I.E.:  Anal Excursion, Anal Avalanche.  It's quite fun.
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2005, 11:59:08 AM »

We used to do this where I used to work - except we substitued the word "love" for for "Colin". As in - "When You're Young and in Colin", and "Colin Hurts"!

It's only funny if you know who Colin is though! He was a REALLY nerdy old guy who  wore the same holey cardigan every day, had horrible greasy hair, was boring as hell and stank to high heaven!!!

"Tainted Colin" was the winner!!! ;D

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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2005, 12:03:06 PM »

What's REALLY funny is "PANTS" over here (in the UK) means "underwear"!! LOL! True though! So, "Something in my pants" absolutely floored me!!!!! ;D

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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2005, 12:04:29 PM »

Quote from: joan_was_quizzical
And the winner is....

"Fixing a Hole In My Pants" by lennonlemon.... that killed me. Good work.

~ missy

Yep. Bravo.
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2005, 12:06:09 PM »

Its also like the fortune cookie trick where you add "with sex" at the end. So read your fortune and add 'with sex' at the end next time you happen to have one.
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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2005, 12:18:35 PM »

A few - hope they're not duplicates!! Pants means underwear right?!

I'll Get You In My Pants
Old brown shoe in my pants (ewwww - are you sure that's a shoe???!)
She's A Woman in my pants
Some other guy in my pants (that's a worry!!!!!)
Don't ever change in my pants
I'm a loser in my pants
A Taste of Honey in my pants (ewwwwwwwwwww)
Long long long in my pants (just boasting!!!)
It wont be long in my pants (not so impressivel!!)
Every Little thing in my pants (even LESS impressive!!!)
Matchbox in my pants (uncomfortable!!)
Piggies in my pants (that's gotta be REALLY uncomfortable!!!!!)
Come and get it in my pants
So How come no one loves me in my pants!!
How do you do it in my pants
Tell me what you see in my pants
Too much monkey business in my pants

Hee hee ;D

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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2005, 01:18:41 PM »

Pink Floyd:

Breathe In My Pants
Money In My Pants
Us And Them In My Pants
Wish You Were Here In My Pants
Comfortably Numb In My Pants
Careful With That Axe In My Pants (Ouch!)
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2005, 05:43:20 PM »

I Me Mine In My Pants
Polythene Pam In My Pants
Here Comes the Sun King In My Pants
Wild Honey Pie In My Pants
What You're Doing In My Pants
Bad Boy In My Pants
This Boy In My Pants
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2005, 03:08:09 AM »

just what i needed in my pants
let the good times roll in my pants
why cant i have you in my pants
tonight she comes in my pants
you're all i've got tonight in my pants
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2005, 03:34:30 AM »

The Stones:

I Can't Get No Satisfaction In My Pants
You Can't Always Get What You Want In My Pants
The Last Time In My Pants
Brown Sugar In My Pants
Honky Tonk Women In My Pants
Start Me Up In My Pants
Miss You In My Pants

And it goes on forever....................
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Re: Beatles In My Pants
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2005, 09:45:48 PM »

Hold Me Tight in my pants
Julia in my pants
Mabye I'm Amazed in my pants
Revolution in my pants
Please Please Me in my pants
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