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Re: Musician jokes!
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2013, 05:04:20 PM »

Q - How do you know your lead singer is at the door?
A - He never knows when to come in and he can never find his key.

Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A - They both suck without cream.
"I know this is not a very popular idea anymore, but I have taken drugs before and uhm...I had a real good time. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't lose uhm...one f***ing job. Laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Now where's my commercial?"
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