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Muso Jokes!!!
« on: October 23, 2005, 05:41:06 PM »

Theres been some on here before and I know a lot of you enjoy them...I'll get the ball rolling....

How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just the one..The whole world revolves around them!!!  ;D

Bring it on!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2005, 06:57:45 PM »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2005, 11:21:05 AM »

Hehehe not heard that one!
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2005, 12:38:14 AM »

I'v heard loads of jokes referring to musicians and lightbulbs. The bassist ones are rather harsh. ;-D
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2005, 11:04:01 PM »

Please Indica don't listen to them, go, run RUN RUN  ;D
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2005, 11:16:54 PM »

haha, I've heard them all by my mate who's a drummer....some cheek  :P
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2005, 12:26:13 AM »

Ufff... OK, then.  8)
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2005, 01:24:40 AM »

The drummer ones are pretty bad too. Tk, are you man enough?
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2005, 11:25:49 AM »

More jokes please!!! ;D

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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2012, 09:42:33 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2012, 08:42:02 AM »



George, Paul and John should have realized this when they fired Pete Best.
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2012, 10:10:11 AM »

Why do the drummers always get the slam? Heck, I even get capped on in church. It must just be the golden rule.

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