Ringo: Hey, leave them drums alone
Headphone Guy: Oh surely I could just have a little touch
Ringo: Oh there you could, hiding behind a smokescreen of boys who are cliches, I don't go messin' around with your earphones do I?
Headphone Guy: Spoil sport
George: He's very touchy about his drums, they loom large in his legend
Not to sound snarky, but it's "bourgeois" clichés.
Also, just about every freaking scene in that movie is hilarious. I mostly like all of Ringo's lines/scenes.
But all the boys had such great lines/actions (like John writing "tits" on that pad of paper). That whole interview scene was brilliant.
Like someone else said, I just get a laugh every time I see Geroge fall and Ringo fall on top of him and John laughing his head off at them. They recovered quickly, though.
Edit: I also, for some reason, love when George is eating on the train. It's just so silly. Every once in a while he takes a bite and it's just "CRUNCH!"