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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #720 on: August 19, 2010, 02:42:24 AM »

THREE DOGS

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike up a conversation. The black Lab turns to the chocolate Lab and says, "So why are you here?"


The brown Lab replies, "I'm a p*sser. I p*ss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I p*ssed in the middle of my owner's bed." 


The black Lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna cut my nuts off," comes the reply from the chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down." 

  The black Lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?" 


The yellow Lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." 

   "So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab inquires. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too", the dejected yellow Lab says. 

   The yellow Lab then turns to the black Lab and asks, "Why are you here?" 

   "I'm a humper," the black Lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes. I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away". 


The yellow and chocolate Labs exchange sad glances and say, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?" The black Lab says ....."No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #721 on: August 27, 2010, 08:20:23 AM »

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #722 on: December 07, 2010, 12:31:13 AM »

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #723 on: December 07, 2010, 12:39:24 AM »

Hey Marshall, long time no see... Good to see you here again. How┬┤s it going?
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #724 on: December 09, 2010, 04:48:54 AM »

getting better all the time...how are you joost?happy holidays bud......

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #725 on: January 19, 2011, 04:29:10 AM »

Where you at hilljack?

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #726 on: January 19, 2011, 07:30:38 AM »

Either in love or in deep sh*t?
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« Reply #727 on: January 19, 2011, 09:44:03 AM »

Probably both

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« Reply #728 on: January 19, 2011, 06:47:35 PM »

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #729 on: January 22, 2011, 08:58:59 PM »

Fix up, look sharp...
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #730 on: January 22, 2011, 10:02:13 PM »

is that you ollie????

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #731 on: February 07, 2011, 02:02:10 PM »

What do you do, Marshall? What's new?

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #732 on: May 01, 2011, 01:36:19 AM »

dating again....timmy is a sargent in the jr rotc and i going to join the marines...he wants to get married this summer...the ex is having problems with her new guy but i still hope it works out between them....i miss my 2 youngest kids but am getting them for the summer...i am not depressed anymore...life is good...fighting my forclosure still...i am beautiful....love you all...

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #733 on: May 01, 2011, 01:43:22 AM »

I'm sure you're proud of your son.  It looks like you'll be a grandfather soon!

It's nice to hear good reports like this, Marshall.

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #734 on: May 05, 2011, 05:41:35 PM »

Glad to see all is well with you, Marshall.
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #735 on: May 12, 2011, 09:38:59 PM »

hermoniegirl i still love u..... roll:)

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #736 on: May 14, 2011, 07:22:43 PM »

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #737 on: June 07, 2011, 12:28:32 PM »

Hey Marshall. This is a voice of he past, does the user name sound familiar? Dont know whos who here infact I had to re- register to get on. Email me back we have a lo of catching up to do
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #738 on: June 07, 2011, 01:51:35 PM »

Sounds like Larry.
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #739 on: June 08, 2011, 12:25:42 AM »

Sure does.
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