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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #800 on: September 17, 2013, 04:59:31 PM »

THREE DOGS

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike up a conversation. The black Lab turns to the chocolate Lab and says, "So why are you here?"


The brown Lab replies, "I'm a p*sser. I p*ss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I p*ssed in the middle of my owner's bed." 


The black Lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna cut my nuts off," comes the reply from the chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down." 

  The black Lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?" 


The yellow Lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." 

   "So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab inquires. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too", the dejected yellow Lab says. 

   The yellow Lab then turns to the black Lab and asks, "Why are you here?" 

   "I'm a humper," the black Lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes. I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away". 


The yellow and chocolate Labs exchange sad glances and say, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?" The black Lab says ....."No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #801 on: December 25, 2013, 02:44:15 AM »

Happy Birthday tp you ya old bastage. Hope you and the kids have a great holiday.

Love ya brother.

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« Reply #802 on: April 06, 2014, 12:46:06 AM »

A new woman! I'm shocked, I thought I was your only.. lol cheer1
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #803 on: April 07, 2014, 12:37:17 AM »

How's life been treating you Erin?

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #804 on: April 22, 2014, 01:08:43 AM »

u got married and got 40 kids by now erin...charmaine is due here in october...she has a 10 year visa...i am so in love... ;yes
i  talk to her everyday...she got a rose and feather tattoo on the back of her hand...did i say i was in love?i am...

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« Reply #805 on: April 24, 2014, 11:26:43 PM »

You knocked her up? Seriously?

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #806 on: April 25, 2014, 03:20:14 AM »

not met her in the flesh yet....i am told old to have a baby...

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #807 on: April 25, 2014, 05:15:55 AM »

My lord. I'm cornfused. I really am going to have to call you so that you can explain all of this.

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #808 on: April 25, 2014, 05:42:56 AM »

My lord. I'm cornfused. I really am going to have to call you so that you can explain all of this.

Todd, I think she's due to arrive in the US in October. But you'd better call just in case I'm confused.
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« Reply #809 on: April 26, 2014, 01:23:52 AM »

kelley is correct todd studly...

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« Reply #810 on: April 26, 2014, 05:22:09 AM »

kelley is correct todd studly...

Yea! I got one right!  cheer1
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #811 on: April 27, 2014, 11:53:44 AM »

Ohhhhhh

Thanks Kelley. I'm a little slow on the draw.

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« Reply #812 on: April 28, 2014, 04:47:26 AM »

Ohhhhhh

Thanks Kelley. I'm a little slow on the draw.

Naw...I just had an unusual moment of clarity. LOL
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #813 on: April 29, 2014, 01:23:20 AM »

Ohhhhhh

Thanks Kelley. I'm a little slow on the draw.
u draw?draw flies?i love u todd by all means call me some time...

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #814 on: April 29, 2014, 08:47:06 AM »

The only thing that draws flies is your soily drawers.

I'll try to catch you here in a few days brotha.

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« Reply #815 on: May 10, 2014, 10:03:04 PM »

The only thing that draws flies is your soily drawers.

I'll try to catch you here in a few days brotha.
idle threats...i hear ya...

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #816 on: May 17, 2014, 02:11:53 AM »

Yo sh*t stains hows it going?
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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #817 on: May 20, 2014, 02:58:23 AM »

great oily and u?u get married yet?
nice to know yer still kicking....

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Re: marshalls' depository
« Reply #818 on: August 29, 2014, 02:20:35 AM »

MY OLDEST SUN HAS ANNOUNCED HIS ENGROGMENT...TO A WONDERFILL GURL IN OLDCALA...CONGRATZ ME BOUY...

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« Reply #819 on: August 29, 2014, 04:03:18 AM »

Congratz man!!! Back in 2002 did you think it happens in 12 years?
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