Subject: The Three Little Pigs-Italian Style
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick
and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said,
gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said,
"Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick Pig
the straw pig in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and
your house down." And he did!!!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's
house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said,
gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the
pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a
A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls up...
Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These
come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the heck out of
and then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired,
killing the wolf. Then they got back into their shiny big black Caddy
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those
"Those were my cousins...the Guinea Pigs