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Revolution:
Glad you l iked it , Harihead!  :D We used that one on my old high school band's drummer all the time. ;D

harihead:
My friend knew that one--  ;D  He also added two more:

Q: How do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knock speeds up.


Q: Mom, I want to be a drummer when I grow up.
A: Now, son, you can't do both!


 :D Cheers.

Wonderland:

--- Quote from: Mairi on May 25, 2007, 02:33:33 AM ---Q: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They just can't go that high.

Q: What's the last thing a drummer says before he gets kicked out of the band?
A: "Hey, guys, I wrote some songs."

--- End quote ---

--- Quote from: harihead on June 04, 2007, 03:08:43 PM ---Q: How do you know if a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knock speeds up.


Q: Mom, I want to be a drummer when I grow up.
A: Now, son, you can't do both!

--- End quote ---

Well, that's my daily laugh level reached. xD

czgibson:
An anthropologist was researching culture in a far off land. One night as he was about to go to sleep, he heard some loud drumming coming from a nearby valley. He hoped it would stop, but it carried on all night and into the next day, reverberating through the air. He didn't get any sleep that night. The drumming continued solidly all of the following night, and the next day too. The anthropologist was beginning to think he would never be able to get any sleep at all. After about a week of solid drumming, he was near the end of his tether.

Then, suddenly, the drumming stopped. He was overjoyed! "At last!", he said. "Finally that horrendous racket has finished!"

A local man noticed that the anthropologist was celebrating, and looked at him with a sad expression that showed rueful experience. He said to him:

"When drum solo finish, bass solo begin."

Jai Guru Deva.:
You know you really are a music engineering dork when you're thinking about an upcoming recording project and you come out with this:
"I wonder how this project's gonna pan out..."
"I'm sure it's going to be an auxhilerating experience..."

Puns relating to knobs on a mixing desk...  that's the last of my street cred gone.   :-\

xxx

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