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In My Life:
^^^

I feel just like I did when I was a little kid and a grown-up would tell a joke that I didn't get!

Normandie:

Just saw this in a comments section of a news article, and it made me laugh:

     Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

     The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

     The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

     The third surgeon, from Los Angeles, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

     The fourth surgeon, from Dallas, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

     But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
     no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the **** are interchangeable." 

Dcazz:
 ;D

In My Life:

--- Quote from: Normandie on October 11, 2013, 01:06:05 AM ---
The third surgeon, from Los Angeles, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."


--- End quote ---

No wonder I can't seem to function properly; my ass is where my brain should be!

Dcazz:
I'm not going to touch that one!

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