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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #340 on: December 25, 2012, 07:25:30 PM »

Looks a bit scary to be on the road over there.
I had a freind who went to a college in Moscow in the 80's and he told me he hailed a cab once and when he told him where he wanted to go the cabbie said" I get you there" and turned around by driving full speed across the median. The winsheild smashed out when he hit the curb and he turned around still going and said" Don't worry, i get you there" and procceeded to drive full speed to his destination covered with glass. We cried laughing!

Sounds like a comedy movie  ha2ha

Yes, a bit scary sometimes. Maybe this is why I don't have a car and use subway  roll:)

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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #341 on: December 25, 2012, 11:12:59 PM »

Sounds like a comedy movie  ha2ha

Yes, a bit scary sometimes. Maybe this is why I don't have a car and use subway  roll:)

I like Subway too, especially the new chicken fillet ones...;D
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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #342 on: December 26, 2012, 05:48:02 AM »

Me too. I don't eat mammals, so the chicken is good for me.

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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #343 on: December 29, 2012, 09:33:06 PM »

Poor fat cat

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« Reply #344 on: January 08, 2013, 02:09:04 AM »

 :o

Roo wreaks havoc in office
Jennifer Eliot
© The Cairns Post
 
AN Atherton psychologist got the fright of her life yesterday when a large kangaroo busted into her office and forced her to leap on to a desk for safety.
The 1.5m roo created more than six minutes of havoc at the office shared by psychologist Suzanne Habib and disability employment agency, Commonwealth Rehabilitation Services Australia.
But the drama did not end there.
The escaping roo bolted out of the office and nearly knocked over an elderly woman using a walking fame to make her way along Railway Lane before the frightened animal headed up Jack St.
Pictures: Cairns wildlife
Ms Habib said it was a huge surprise to be greeted by a kangaroo.
"Normally it’s very quiet and orderly in my office," she said.
"But it came without a referral or an appointment.
"My heart was pounding like anything.
"I don’t know where it came from or where it went."
More weird news
CRS regional employment liaison officer Tony Baddock said the morning had started off normally and was rocked by a loud scream by Ms Habib.
He rushed into her office and found the psychologist calling for help while standing on her desk as the roo desperately tried to escape through metal bars on the window.
"It must have come in through the door and then went into Sue’s office without her seeing it and then all of a sudden it leapt up," he said.
"I had to help her over the desk so she could get past it and then I headed it out of the office."
Tableland Printing Service owner Colleen McIvor caught the tail end of the action when she came to the aid of the elderly woman.
"It was coming down the street really fast," she said.
"He didn’t even baulk at us and he was really agitated."
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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #345 on: January 08, 2013, 04:01:34 AM »

"But it came without a referral or an appointment.

The nerve of that roo!
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« Reply #346 on: January 08, 2013, 04:09:05 AM »

The nerve of that roo!

Im sending one round to Doctor Baz Kelley :D
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« Reply #347 on: January 08, 2013, 04:16:12 AM »

Im sending one round to Doctor Baz Kelley :D

He'll enjoy it, I'm sure!
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« Reply #348 on: January 12, 2013, 03:56:03 AM »

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« Reply #349 on: January 12, 2013, 07:24:57 AM »

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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #350 on: March 06, 2013, 05:48:33 AM »

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« Reply #351 on: March 06, 2013, 08:12:37 AM »

thats not silly. thats disturbing
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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #352 on: March 09, 2013, 03:42:59 AM »



This kills me every time! ha2ha
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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #353 on: March 28, 2013, 09:10:23 AM »

  ha2ha

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« Reply #354 on: March 30, 2013, 12:12:15 PM »

Yeah, yeah...yeah!

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« Reply #355 on: April 16, 2013, 09:03:02 AM »

Absolutely gutted - it was always my dream to be an archaeologist but it has ended in ruins.
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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #356 on: July 22, 2013, 08:33:17 PM »


OK, I found a Boy Scout site with some clean jokes to send my son, and I found this groaner. Enjoy  ;D



St. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. “Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?”

“Sure,” replied Jesus. “What do I have to do?”

“Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven.”

“Sounds easy enough. OK.”

So Jesus manned the gates for St. Peter. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to sit down and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, “What did you do for a living?”

The old man replied, “I was a carpenter.”

Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. “Did you have any family?” he asked.

“Yes, I had a son, but I lost him.”

Jesus leaned forward some more. “You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?”

“Well, he had holes in his hands and feet.”

Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, “Father?”

The old man leaned forward and whispered, “Pinocchio?”

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« Reply #357 on: July 26, 2013, 01:15:02 PM »

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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #358 on: August 15, 2013, 01:50:23 PM »

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Re: Just Silly!
« Reply #359 on: August 27, 2013, 04:41:04 AM »

^^^
Enough indeed!



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