This is impossible to translate, so unfortionately it's only for those who understand Dutch...
Q: Waarom konden de Beatles niet klaverjassen?
A: Paul McKaartnie...
Uhm, well, I speak a little German. ^^
'Warum' is 'why'...
'Klavier' in German is 'piano'
Is 'jassen' to play?
Why didn't the Beatles play piano? XD
Oh, foo. I'm no good at this. X3
I found this online a while back:
I'm sure it's supposed to be funny, but I only got a little, "Haha! .....I don't get it." out of it, miself. XD
For us 'Paul is Dead' fanatics.
"It must be lonely for Ringo being the only original Beatle alive.
First it was Paul then John and George..."
Some of these that I'm finding are gruesome. ...That last one kinda is, you know.
And, for those of us who understand computer language...http://www.avaruusmies.com/vitsit/englanti/23.html