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Beatles jokes
« on: November 04, 2008, 01:43:42 AM »

Does anybody have any good Beatles jokes?

I have one...

How many Beatles does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four.

John to come up with the lightbulb...
Paul to claim half of the lightbulb...
George to complain that his lightbulbs never get considered...
and Ringo to change the lightbulb.

By the way, you guys, these are just jokes. Let's hope nobody gets offended!
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 02:12:17 AM »

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Paul to claim half of the lightbulb...

*gasp*  I am so offended!...just kidding...   :P :P :P ;D

I don't know any Beatle jokes so I had to search for them online.  Here's one of my favorites:

Why did the Beatles cross Abbey Road?
To make some really good music, of course.

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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 06:36:57 AM »

What did the centerpede sing to his girlfriend?

I Wanna Hold Your Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 10:00:09 AM »

This is impossible to translate, so unfortionately it's only for those who understand Dutch...

Q: Waarom konden de Beatles niet klaverjassen?
A: Paul McKaartnie...
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2008, 03:40:23 AM »

Cute jokes! I haven't heard any myself..
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 05:36:17 AM »

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This is impossible to translate, so unfortionately it's only for those who understand Dutch...

Q: Waarom konden de Beatles niet klaverjassen?
A: Paul McKaartnie...


Uhm, well, I speak a little German. ^^
'Warum' is 'why'...
Beatles.
Niet= not?
'Klavier' in German is 'piano'
Is 'jassen' to play?
Why didn't the Beatles play piano? XD

Oh, foo. I'm no good at this. X3


I found this online a while back:

I'm sure it's supposed to be funny, but I only got a little, "Haha! .....I don't get it." out of it, miself. XD

For us 'Paul is Dead' fanatics.
"It must be lonely for Ringo being the only original Beatle alive.
First it was Paul then John and George..."

Some of these that I'm finding are gruesome. ...That last one kinda is, you know.

And, for those of us who understand computer language...
http://www.avaruusmies.com/vitsit/englanti/23.html
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 07:09:15 AM »

Quote from: 56
This is impossible to translate, so unfortionately it's only for those who understand Dutch...

Q: Waarom konden de Beatles niet klaverjassen?
A: Paul McKaartnie...

something to do with the "nie" in Macca? Like, "why the beatles dont do something? because Paul cant"?

Once raxo and me had a whole conversation with Beatles jokes (sadly i cant find that thread), but the one I remember is ....

Elvis Pelvis... Paul's B...  ;D ;D ;D Lame, but funny!  :P

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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2008, 10:50:07 AM »

It's Dutch by the way, not German.  :P

Klaverjassen is a card game. So, why can't the Beatles play this particular game. Because Paul can't play card, he 'kaart nie(t)'.
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2008, 01:04:34 PM »

Jokes never work when you have to explain them... :)... But anyway, like Bobber said: Cartney sounds like 'kaart nie', which means something like 'doesn't play cards'.
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2008, 01:24:44 PM »

"It's Dutch by the way, not German"

I know. ^^ The languages seem pretty similar, though, so I thought I'd give it a try. XD So much for that! ;D
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2008, 02:03:24 PM »

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The languages seem pretty similar

Well, to a certain extend... When you speak German, most Dutch people will recognize enough words to more or less understand what you're saying (and vice verse, I guess), but there certainly are a lot of big differences.
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 12:13:25 AM »

Okay, okay. I give. XD
Sorreh. ^^
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 12:27:52 AM »

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What did the centerpede sing to his girlfriend?

I Wanna Hold Your Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand

I heard one like that. ^^

"What did Ringo say to the octopus?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand~!"
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2009, 09:04:19 AM »

Q) What did Ringo get on his I.Q. test?

A) Drool

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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2009, 04:49:04 AM »

LOL! I love this thread! Even if the jokes are silly, they're a lot of fun.
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2009, 02:39:12 AM »

Jokes are meant to be silly  8)
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2009, 07:37:23 PM »

I have a really cheesy one:

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the Beatles made it look cool.
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2009, 01:42:58 AM »

^ that's cute actually  8)
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2009, 02:34:29 AM »

That means a lot. I made it up meself. (clown1)
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Re: Beatles jokes
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2009, 02:42:35 AM »

I'm going to use it if you don't mind  ;)
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