"Google Chuck Norris" ! hilarious!

anyone have tried this on google? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



TRY! IT'S REAL

[fendertele]

brilliant  

[freakchic9]

Haha!

[Octie]

Hehe, too funny

[Mrs Lennon]

Bwahahah!

[Penny Lane]

#  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris

[Mrs Lennon]

Chuck Norris is basically a joke at my school. Like, if the teacher asks "Who was the first man on the moon?" someone is bound to say "Chuck Norris!"

[An Apple Beatle]

You can even buy the Chuck Norris book with all these snippets in. A friend had one for Xmas.