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pc31
February 19, 2004, 1:47pm Report to Moderator

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its going up auction this time.......we will see who wants this bad boy the most
the proceeds will be donated to the mothers for bigger peanuts.the MFBP
i found this a worthy cause.if you think about it peanuts are too small.how many does it take to make an average sized jar of jif?alot of nuts i bet.oh actually the peanut is neither pea nor nut but a tubar.....
who will start the bidding on this rod????????


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February 19, 2004, 3:42pm Report to Moderator
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I was wondering if this subject would move with us. Is this auction in US dollars or some other unit of measure 
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February 19, 2004, 6:14pm Report to Moderator

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it doesn't matter.............a good penis is worth alot........


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February 19, 2004, 6:25pm Report to Moderator
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Really, I can't even give mine away, let alone sell it 
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February 19, 2004, 7:51pm Report to Moderator

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Sorry, I already bought one of these elsewhere! You know, you can't keep a good pigs penis down ya know!


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February 20, 2004, 2:17pm Report to Moderator
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Quoted from The_End, posted February 19, 2004, 7:51pm at here
Sorry, I already bought one of these elsewhere! You know, you can't keep a good pigs penis down ya know!


Do you use it often? 

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February 20, 2004, 3:27pm Report to Moderator

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Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 2:17pm at here


Do you use it often? 



Yeah, I use it to stir my tea!!!!


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February 20, 2004, 3:28pm Report to Moderator
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oh, you like your tea sweet  LOL
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Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 3:28pm at here
oh, you like your tea sweet  LOL


Yeah, with two lumps!!!!!


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February 20, 2004, 3:39pm Report to Moderator
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and some cream.....
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Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 3:39pm at here
and some cream.....


Ewwwwwwwwwww! I am so not going to let you make me a cup of tea! Chocolate sprinkles anyone!!!!!


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February 20, 2004, 3:46pm Report to Moderator
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I don't drink tea anyway, but I can open a bottle of beer for ya.
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Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 3:46pm at here
I don't drink tea anyway, but I can open a bottle of beer for ya.


Hmmmm, using what exactly!!? LOL


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February 20, 2004, 4:06pm Report to Moderator
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its a twist off 
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Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 4:06pm at here
its a twist off  


I prefer a good old-fashioned ring pull!!! LOL


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February 20, 2004, 6:09pm Report to Moderator
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depends on what the ring is attached too 
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Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 20, 2004, 6:09pm at here
depends on what the ring is attached too 


Eeeek! That made my eyes water!! LOL


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Quoted from The_End, posted February 20, 2004, 3:42pm at here


Ewwwwwwwwwww! I am so not going to let you make me a cup of tea! Chocolate sprinkles anyone!!!!!


It's not a rat turd, it's a big chocolate sprinkle! (Bruce almighty)


I'm doing the best that I can...
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February 20, 2004, 10:04pm Report to Moderator
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Quoted from harlenamcstarkney, posted February 20, 2004, 8:45pm at here


It's not a rat turd, it's a big chocolate sprinkle! (Bruce almighty)


Mmmmmmmm, big chocolate sprinkles...


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February 23, 2004, 1:45pm Report to Moderator
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That made me think of the big chocolate  sprinkle in American Wedding 
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LOL!  you guys are tooooo much.  I'm trying to contain my laughter, don't want the boss to catch me.  So where does the bidding stand?


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February 23, 2004, 6:23pm Report to Moderator
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I think the last bid is one chocolate sprinkle 
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Liberally sprinkled with some sweet-corn!!!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww! LOL


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That almost made me spit my drink on my monitor 
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Quoted from fab4fan, posted February 19, 2004, 6:25pm at here
Really, I can't even give mine away, let alone sell it  



Dear lord.





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February 24, 2004, 5:20pm Report to Moderator

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come on let raise the tent on this item......i heard you can use it like the gypsy did in the stone soup story.use it to flavour your eats.
use with the ......helluva good dip.


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I bid one LARGE chocolate sprinkle ala American Wedding and one of PC-31's arm pit hairs..




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Quoted from Beatle_Ed, posted February 25, 2004, 8:08am at here
I bid one LARGE chocolate sprinkle ala American Wedding and one of PC-31's arm pit hairs..


SOLD... to the lady at the back! I am SO not going to shake your hand though!!! LOL


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Quoted from The_End, posted February 25, 2004, 1:32pm at here


SOLD... to the lady at the back! I am SO not going to shake your hand though!!! LOL



AWW WHY NOT! He removed the hair himself?





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Quoted from Beatle_Ed, posted February 26, 2004, 1:10am at here



AWW WHY NOT! He removed the hair himself?





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new crop on the way......armpits not just for breakfast anymore??


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You know... I really have no clue what you are talking about but from what I see.... I will stick with plastic.


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LOL I just read through this thread. You guys are hilarious.


What's the next item up for auction?
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Quoted from colleen, posted March 11, 2004, 4:30am at here
LOL I just read through this thread. You guys are hilarious.


What's the next item up for auction?


Actually since I was the winner of the last auction I get to put up a new auction..

Next item

Rare Fungus infected toe nails(sans foot)!  They're going fast folks.




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Ewwwwww.... I like my pretty toe nails so I think I will pass.


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Quoted from Beatle_Ed, posted March 11, 2004, 10:48am at here



Rare Fungus infected toe nails(sans foot)!  They're going fast folks.


Are those grown invivo (within the body) or invitro (outside the living organizm) you know cuz it makes a difference in quality.


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Quoted from John@work, posted March 18, 2004, 4:36pm at here


Are those grown invivo (within the body) or invitro (outside the living organizm) you know cuz it makes a difference in quality.


Imvivo of course.. Only the best




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Quoted from Beatle_Ed, posted March 19, 2004, 12:04am at here