"I'm not going to say anything because nobody believes me when I do."
- Ringo Starr, circa 1969

"So this is America. They must be out of their minds."
Ringo Starr, circa 1964, arriving in America for the first time.

"There's a woman in the United States who predicted the plane we were traveling on would crash. Now, a lot of people would like to think we were scared into saying a prayer. What we did actually--we drank."
- Ringo Starr, 1966

"I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs."
- Ringo Starr, 1967

Reporter ~ "Ringo, why do you wear two rings on each hand?"
Ringo ~ "Cause I can't fit them through my nose."

Reporter ~ "You and the snow came to Washington at the same time today. Wich do you think will have the greater impact?"
Ringo ~ "The snow. We're going tomorrow."

Reporter~ "What do you think of Beethoven?"
Ringo ~ "I love him, especially his poems."

Reporter ~ "What do you think your music does for these people?"
Ringo ~ "Well, it pleases them, I think. It must because they're buying it."

Question ~ "It's very brave to bring us the original Ringo Starr."
Paul ~ "Very brave, so brave."
John (to Ringo) ~ "I've seen your dad on TV, you know."
Ringo ~ "Oh yeah? What was he doing?"

wow hes cheeky isnt he

I love guys like that hehe.

Ringo's the man.  He could have been a comedian.

Ringo is my favorite I believe. John comes in second... Paul is pretty cute...I don't know though never had a thing for him.

Reporter: Why do you think you get more fan mail than the other Beatles?
Ringo: " I don't know. I suppose it's because more people write me."

ITS BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST!

Reporter: Were you worried about the oversized rough-necks who were trying to infiltrate the airport crowd on your arrival?
Ringo: That was us.


Reporter: Would you ever accept a girl in your group if she could sing, play an instrument, and wear the Beatle hair-cut?
Ringo: How tall is she?


Reporter: Do you like topless bathing suits?
Ringo: We've been wearing them for years.

Reporter~ "What do you think of Beethoven?"
Ringo ~ "I love him, especially his poems."




HAHAHHAHA

I love the bathing suit one ... he's so funny

these are classic i wish i could contribute.  he's hilarious

I deff. remember why Ringo is my favorite after reading these, he's so great!

"The trouble with keeping both feet firmly on the ground, is that you can never take your pants off"

"My nose isn't THAT big. I don't know what the big fuss is about...seriously!"

Reporter ~ "Ringo, why do you wear two rings on each hand?"
Ringo ~ "Cause I can't fit them through my nose."


LMAO!!!   his so silly 

Quoted from Ssarah, posted March 5, 2004, 4:31pm at here

Reporter~ "What do you think of Beethoven?"
Ringo ~ "I love him, especially his poems."

I've always loved that one!