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Beatle Ed
June 16, 2004, 7:43am Report to Moderator

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I found this entirely funny. Songs that the majority of us Beatle fans don't really find amusing or dumb, some outsiders question.. hmm


What this is, is a site, that people submit lyrics that they think are dumb, and then they say why. They have them sectioned off into artist groups and the Beatles section I found amusing.

(I italicized the responses and the "funny lyrics"
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"Hey Jude"
The funny Lyrics:
Remember to let her under your skin
Why They're funny:
ouch!
Submitted by: Mike Florio


"Penny Lane"
The funny Lyrics:
He likes to keep his fire engine clean,
it's a clean machine

Why They're funny:
For the longest time thought he was talking about a fire man at a firestation but...he is talk about his dick! LoL
Submitted by: DJP

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
The funny Lyrics:
I look at the floor
And I see it needs sweeping

Why They're funny:
the song's so soft and sad and he's thinking about the housework he needs to do? Stupid George, shoulda had John and Paul give you a hand with the lyrics.
Submitted by: Ronni

"A Day In The Life"
The funny Lyrics:
How many holes it takes to fill the albert hall
Why They're funny:
Who cares? Why in the name of God would anyone want to find this out? Id hate to see someone dedicate their whole life to figuring out an answer to this question...
Submitted by: Michael florio

"Blue Jay Way"
The funny Lyrics:
And I told them where to go
Why They're funny:
It sounds like he meant for them to go to hell
Submitted by: ~*^Girl^*~


you can find the rest of them here.http://www.amiright.com/real/funnyartist/beatles.shtml


Can you think of any odd ones? I often wondered why Yellow matter custard, was dripping from a dead dogs eye, and why John felt compelled to embed this topic in his song? lol




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June 16, 2004, 8:25am Report to Moderator

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Pretty cool topic. I loved the guys reaction and response to 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps',,,,,,,Priceless! I'll have to think of some to list. Its kind of hard though because we know what the majority of them mean.


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Beatles', "Why Don't We Do It In The Road"
The funny Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in the road
No-ones watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

Why They're funny:
This doesn't need an explanation can you believe that the same person who wrote this also wrote imagine
Submitted by: Wayne Clark

Could it be the same person?



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I happened across that exact page before actually.....I was shocked at how crazy some people can interpret a song.



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those are some funny comments there



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lol WAYNE! Shame shame




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Ha, that post totally flew over my head the first time.....I thought the joke was just simply the fact that Lennon didn't write "Why Don't We Do It in The Road".....didn't see the Wayne. Heh, good times.



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i wanna ask paul why the rozzer was wearing a pink ballon on his foot....


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