Here is a conspiracy: Rubber Soul is all about perverted sex and violence. It's so clear when you read the lyrics:
But you can do something in between (Drive My Car) oral sex I once had a girl (Norwegian Wood) rape my hands are tied (You won't see me) S&M can you see me at all? (Nowhere Man) voyeurism Do what you want to do (Think for Yourself) S&M Say the word and you’ll be free (the Word) Bondage I’ll get you somehow (Michelle) stalking treat me so unkind (What Goes On) more S&M pain would lead to pleasure (Girl) these guys are sick! The only difference is you’re down there (I'm Looking Thru You) Golden Showers-yuck Some are dead and some are living (In My Life) Necrophelia I’m coming back home (Wait) Incest maybe you will get a call from me (If I Needed Someone) casual sex I’d rather see you dead, little girl (Run for your life) murder
It's all so clear, and that was earlier in their career, just imagine the lunacy that must have gone on in later years. I'm starting to wonder about this whole "Paul is Dead" thing. Perhaps they murdered the poor bastard!
(posted by bobrocks on the delphiforum's TBFO board)
It was meant to be a joke from the get-go. Surely everyone realizes that, yes?
(I DO understand that every week brings a new conspiracy theory of some sort, and most of these crackpots AREN'T kidding....so I suppose one might be forgiven thinking I posted this for any other reason than humor).
*Giggle* That is the funniest thing I've read all week! *Applauds* Bravi, Mister Charlie.
I simply have to tell this to my sister (and fellow Beatle fan) - we love all these crackpot theories
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Lets try that with another album, say Let it Be.....NAKED. Seems appropriate
1.Get Back Get back, get back. (Clearly a reference to getting "back") Sweet Lorretta Martin thought she was a woman, but se was another man. (Oh, dear god its a transvestite.)
2.I Dig a Pony I dig a pony, I do a roadhog. (Thats some sick mess, animal lovin)
3.For You Blue I feel it now i hope you feel it too. (S&M) .
4.The Long and Winding Road Many times I've been alone. (With some moisturizer perhaps....)
5.Two of Us Two of us wearing raincoats, standing solo in the sun. (Role playing)
6.I've Got a Feeling I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside. (Speaks for itself) Everybody had a wet dream. (Ditto)
7.One after 909 .I begged her on my bended knee. (Oral)
8.Don't let me down. (Whole song is about sex)
9.I Me Mine All through the night. ( You can do it.... ALL NIGHT LONG) Coming on strong all the time. (Stalking) Flowing more freely than wine. ( Lots of possible interpretations)
10.Across the Universe Inciting and inviting me. (temptation)
11. Let it Be In my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me. (Thats weak but theres not many lyrics to pick from in that song)
Mister Charlie, the only explanation for this is mass conspiracy by this perverted foursome. I feel shocked and violated. If you can't see the humor in life, you must not be looking
Quoted from Herecomesyoursun, posted June 21, 2004, 5:33pm at here
Lets try that with another album, say Let it Be.....NAKED. Seems appropriate
1.Get Back Get back, get back. (Clearly a reference to getting "back") Sweet Lorretta Martin thought she was a woman, but se was another man. (Oh, dear god its a transvestite.)
2.I Dig a Pony I dig a pony, I do a roadhog. (Thats some sick mess, animal lovin)
3.For You Blue I feel it now i hope you feel it too. (S&M) .
4.The Long and Winding Road Many times I've been alone. (With some moisturizer perhaps....)
5.Two of Us Two of us wearing raincoats, standing solo in the sun. (Role playing)
6.I've Got a Feeling I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside. (Speaks for itself) Everybody had a wet dream. (Ditto)
7.One after 909 .I begged her on my bended knee. (Oral)
8.Don't let me down. (Whole song is about sex)
9.I Me Mine All through the night. ( You can do it.... ALL NIGHT LONG) Coming on strong all the time. (Stalking) Flowing more freely than wine. ( Lots of possible interpretations)
10.Across the Universe Inciting and inviting me. (temptation)
11. Let it Be In my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me. (Thats weak but theres not many lyrics to pick from in that song)
Mister Charlie, the only explanation for this is mass conspiracy by this perverted foursome. I feel shocked and violated. If you can't see the humor in life, you must not be looking
I applaud your uncovering this other seamy album from the subliminal bad boys of the 60's. People loved RS but they never quite understood why. These messages, while gamy, do affirm the sexuality we all share in common, giving us even more reason to feel a kinship with the group and other fans.