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misterchaz
June 16, 2004, 4:08pm Report to Moderator
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Here is a conspiracy:
Rubber Soul is all about perverted sex and violence. It's so clear when you read the lyrics:

But you can do something in between (Drive My Car) oral sex
I once had a girl (Norwegian Wood) rape
my hands are tied (You won't see me) S&M
can you see me at all? (Nowhere Man) voyeurism
Do what you want to do (Think for Yourself) S&M
Say the word and you’ll be free (the Word) Bondage
I’ll get you somehow (Michelle) stalking
treat me so unkind (What Goes On) more S&M
pain would lead to pleasure (Girl) these guys are sick!
The only difference is you’re down there (I'm Looking Thru You) Golden Showers-yuck
Some are dead and some are living (In My Life) Necrophelia
I’m coming back home (Wait) Incest
maybe you will get a call from me (If I Needed Someone) casual sex
I’d rather see you dead, little girl (Run for your life) murder

It's all so clear, and that was earlier in their career, just imagine the lunacy that must have gone on in later years.
I'm starting to wonder about this whole "Paul is Dead" thing. Perhaps they murdered the poor bastard!





(posted by bobrocks on the delphiforum's TBFO board)
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June 16, 2004, 4:49pm Report to Moderator

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You are a sick fool.

No offense of course.


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misterchaz
June 16, 2004, 6:15pm Report to Moderator
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Quoted from Strawberryfields67, posted June 16, 2004, 4:49pm at here
You are a sick fool.

No offense of course.



None taken, of course.

I DO enjoy sick humor.  However I don't find this all that sick myself, perhaps because I'm already so jaded. 
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June 16, 2004, 6:18pm Report to Moderator

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that dude is crazy



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misterchaz
June 16, 2004, 9:07pm Report to Moderator
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It was meant to be a joke from the get-go.  Surely everyone realizes that, yes?


(I DO understand that every week brings a new conspiracy theory of some sort, and most of these crackpots AREN'T kidding....so I suppose one might be forgiven thinking I posted this for any other reason than humor).
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Heh, funny stuff.....in a twisted way. Who knows what messages Pepper could hold?



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*Giggle* That is the funniest thing I've read all week! *Applauds* Bravi, Mister Charlie.

I simply have to tell this to my sister (and fellow Beatle fan) - we love all these crackpot theories


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June 21, 2004, 3:16pm Report to Moderator
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The Golden Showers one made me laugh. It's sick but funny.
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June 21, 2004, 5:33pm Report to Moderator

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Lets try that with another album, say  Let it Be.....NAKED.  Seems appropriate

1.Get Back
Get back, get back.  (Clearly a reference to getting "back")
Sweet Lorretta Martin thought she was a woman, but se was another man.
(Oh, dear god its a transvestite.)

2.I Dig a Pony
I dig a pony,  I do a roadhog.  (Thats some sick mess, animal lovin)

3.For You Blue
I feel it now i hope you feel it too.  (S&M) .

4.The Long and Winding Road
Many times I've been alone.  (With some moisturizer perhaps....)

5.Two of Us
Two of us wearing raincoats, standing solo in the sun.  (Role playing)

6.I've Got a Feeling
I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside.  (Speaks for itself)
Everybody had a wet dream.  (Ditto)

7.One after 909
.I begged her on my bended knee.  (Oral)

8.Don't let me down.  (Whole song is about sex)

9.I Me Mine
All through the night.  ( You can do it.... ALL NIGHT LONG)
Coming on strong all the time. (Stalking)
Flowing more freely than wine.  ( Lots of possible interpretations)

10.Across the Universe
Inciting and inviting me.  (temptation)

11. Let it Be
In my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me.  (Thats weak but theres not many lyrics to pick from in that song)

Mister Charlie, the only explanation for this is mass conspiracy by this perverted foursome.  I feel shocked and violated.


If you can't see the humor in life, you must not be looking



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Does this mean that all Beatles albums now need to come with those "Parental Advisory - Explicit Lyrics" warnings...?
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Nah, with the crappy stereo mixes on these CDs, you can't even hear what they're saying half the time.



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June 22, 2004, 3:27am Report to Moderator
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Quoted from Herecomesyoursun, posted June 21, 2004, 5:33pm at here
Lets try that with another album, say  Let it Be.....NAKED.  Seems appropriate

1.Get Back
Get back, get back.   (Clearly a reference to getting "back")
Sweet Lorretta Martin thought she was a woman, but se was another man.
(Oh, dear god its a transvestite.)

2.I Dig a Pony
I dig a pony,  I do a roadhog.  (Thats some sick mess, animal lovin)

3.For You Blue
I feel it now i hope you feel it too.  (S&M) .

4.The Long and Winding Road
Many times I've been alone.  (With some moisturizer perhaps....)

5.Two of Us
Two of us wearing raincoats, standing solo in the sun.  (Role playing)

6.I've Got a Feeling
I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside.  (Speaks for itself)
Everybody had a wet dream.  (Ditto)

7.One after 909
.I begged her on my bended knee.  (Oral)

8.Don't let me down.  (Whole song is about sex)

9.I Me Mine
All through the night.  ( You can do it.... ALL NIGHT LONG)
Coming on strong all the time. (Stalking)
Flowing more freely than wine.  ( Lots of possible interpretations)

10.Across the Universe
Inciting and inviting me.  (temptation)

11. Let it Be
In my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me.  (Thats weak but theres not many lyrics to pick from in that song)

Mister Charlie, the only explanation for this is mass conspiracy by this perverted foursome.  I feel shocked and violated.


If you can't see the humor in life, you must not be looking


I applaud your uncovering this other seamy album from the subliminal bad boys of the 60's.  People loved RS but they never quite understood why.  These messages, while gamy, do affirm the sexuality we all share in common, giving us even more reason to feel a kinship with the group and other fans.

Damn.  Now I'm frisky.



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And don't even start on Abbey Road... first track - Come Together!!! No comment!


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The subliminal sexual messages have addled my brain...................kinky



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And what about the Please Please Me album? Chains!!!! Hmmmm no comment!

And I've heard plenty of rumours regarding what the title track is REALLY about!!!!


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