Heres the scenario. The members of this forum in one house for three months living together, but we get to vote each other out.

Why I would get the boot first-
Well, I can see everybody getting upset as PC and I constantly use the private room in a T-Rex theme (Gang a Bong) and smoke everyone out, paying homage to the great Mark Hudson and playing Ringorama over and over again for three months. Nobody would want to use the room. Not to mention the constant laying around, watching Three Stooges reruns, and the constant missed days of work. Yes!

Charlie would want to kill me because i'd kick the lever on his recliner everytime i'd walk by. I wouldnt be able to help myself.

Alan would have to kick me out because I would constantly feed him booze. He'd have to check into rehab after a week. I also would, and I havent even talked about the binge eating habits in the middle of the night.

All of the ladies would want me gone due to my masterminding schemes of catching a peek everytime they entered the shower. Laying around in my underwear would also be a contributing factor.

Maria,,,,lol,,,,,would be condemned to hearing McCartney everytime she entered a room I was in due to the fact that I would have Macca CDs hidden everywhere.

I'd set my drumset up in Waynes room and play them at any time I saw fit while a constant loop of "I Hate Van Halen" played in the background.

Any member under 25 would have to attend Beatle Study every Sunday from 08:00am to 12:00 noon with no teacher. They would have to write a paper and I would grade them. Nobody would pass and they would have to pay me for my time. Yes!

I dont see how I could be permitted to stay.

I love the idea, TK.

And may I say, I'd be on the prowl for real men. That Wayne has shown that he doesn't value my beautiful and long legs; that's his loss ... he's out of the running now.

Real men? I'd be prepared to consider McCartney fans, but they'd have to assure me that RAM was their favorite album.

Quoted from tkitna, posted July 2, 2004, 12:11am at here

Any member under 25 would have to attend Beatle Study every Sunday from 08:00am to 12:00 noon with no teacher. They would have to write a paper and I would grade them. Nobody would pass and they would have to pay me for my time. Yes.

Why are you hating the young ones?

Quoted from Maria, posted July 2, 2004, 12:40am at here

I love the idea, TK.

And may I say, I'd be on the prowl for real men. That Wayne has shown that he doesn't value my beautiful and long legs; that's his loss ... he's out of the running now.

Real men? I'd be prepared to consider McCartney fans, but they'd have to assure me that RAM was their favorite album.

Yes, it is Waynes loss. Anyways, i'm married and Ram isnt my favorite Macca record so i promise to cover up when i'm lounging and you walk in.

Quoted from Herecomesyoursun, posted July 2, 2004, 12:41am at here

Why are you hating the young ones?

Because i'm a bastard. No, I was just trying to get voted off first. I love everybody.

I'll fart in Wayne's face.

Quoted from Bruno, posted July 2, 2004, 12:53am at here

I'll fart in Wayne's face.

Wouldnt we all?

Absolutely precious idea, tk!  LOL  Perfectly written up as well.  And I know you would kick my chair just because you could.  Beligerent damned drummers. 

at this point, tkitna has clearly stopped being polite and started being real

Quoted from misterchaz, posted July 2, 2004, 1:26am at here

Absolutely precious idea, tk!  LOL  Perfectly written up as well.  And I know you would kick my chair just because you could.  Beligerent damned drummers. 

Lol! Could you even imagine all of us in the same house for three months. My God!

LOL! That would be hilarious. I probably wouldn't last long because I get annoyed very easily.

I'd launch spitballs through a straw at Colleen all day long. Yes!

Actually, that wouldn't really annoy me. So there. 

I'm very obnoxious, I burp and fart. lol Ok so I don't but I would make it a fast habit if I had to.

Quoted from Herecomesyoursun, posted July 2, 2004, 1:04am at here

Wouldnt we all?

Yes.