Oh, Milhouse is in love with Lisa so it can't be him. If it were gonna be one of the kids I'd go for Martin. How about Reverand Lovejoy. It certainly would be timely.

But the Rev is married as well.

Man.  This is a toughie.  I thought Milhouse was the best choice but now you have me doubting that.  Hmm.  Otto?  No, he was shown to be into marrying a chick.

MARGE?!

No, Marge had an affair with that French bowler. And she had a crush on Ringo!

I think it is going to be Martin Prince. he's always acting... fruity. What about Troy McClure? Does his fish fetish count?

Smithers? Or Homer? They both enjoy listening to 'It's Raining Men'.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F08.html
http://www.snpp.com/guides/smithers.sexuality.html

Yeah, probably Martin, tho it IS somewhat disquieting to be talking about a 10 year old coming out gay.

or Ralph.  hehe

What about Sideshow Mel? He's not all that macho himself. Although he's not really a major character. Eh, I don't know!

I know!

Dr. Dick!!!!

Er....um....I mean, Hi Doctor Nick!!!!

Hi Everybody! Hi Dr. Nick! lol I always call out, "Hi everybody!" like Dr. Nick when I get into work.


Anyhoo...maybe it's Mr. Burns.

Ooh yeah, if it's Mr. Burns then Smithers can finally get his man. What about Groundskeeper Willy? Has he ever had a girlfriend? I can't recall.

I remember seeing Willy with a Scottish woman. I don't remember the episode though.

Quoted from colleen, posted August 23, 2004, 5:45am at here

Hi Everybody! Hi Dr. Nick! lol I always call out, "Hi everybody!" like Dr. Nick when I get into work.


Anyhoo...maybe it's Mr. Burns.

Yeah, we always do to.  Interactive Simpsons fun!

I think we've named just about every character (Dr Hibbert!) in the show (Nelson!) and we're never going to (Dead Bleeding Gums Murphy!) figure it out so (The kid with the one eyebrow!!!) I guess we shouldn't bother anymore.  Except, of course, we all *really* know...







it's Matt Groening!~   

I know Willy has taken a liking to a couple of animals in the past. Didn't he fall in love with a wolf? Oh well, I guess we'll just have to wait 'till the new season starts. Augh, the anticipation is killing me!

Has anyone guessed Principal Skinner yet? Maybe his relationship with Mrs Krabappel was all a ruse.

Quoted from Maccalvr, posted August 23, 2004, 5:58am at here

I know Willy has taken a liking to a couple of animals in the past. Didn't he fall in love with a wolf? Oh well, I guess we'll just have to wait 'till the new season starts. Augh, the anticipation is killing me!

Well, he didn't fall in LOVE with it, tho he beat it pretty well...and shared some of his scotch whiskey.

However, he has been known to tear his clothes off and yell "Grease me up, woman!" (to the school cook).  So I think his hyper-masculinity rules him out.  Besides, he wears 'nothing but what the good Lord gave him' under his kilt...would a gay scotsman do that?  Maybe.  <shrug>