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lennonlemon
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this is the thread where we can share our past experiences of "mishearing" beatles lyrics without being embarrased.

It would work best if you post the name the song, the misheard lyrics, and the actual lyrics.

I'll start:

Can't Buy Me Love- Misheard Lyrics: It's puppy love
                           Actual Lyrics: Can't Buy Me Love

I Want to Hold Your Hand- Misheard Lyrics: I get high


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this is the thread where we can share our past experiences of "mishearing" beatles lyrics without being embarrased.

It would work best if you post the name the song, the misheard lyrics, and the actual lyrics. if you have a funny story to share about your moment of realization, please share.

I'll start:

Can't Buy Me Love- Misheard Lyrics: It's puppy love
                           Actual Lyrics: Can't Buy Me Love

I Want to Hold Your Hand- Misheard Lyrics: I get high
                                     Actual Lyrics: I can't hide

Mean Mr Mustard- Misheard Lyrics: this ones sad...keeps a tampon stuck up his nose
                          Actual Lyrics: keeps a ten bob note up his nose


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Fixing A Hole- Misheard Lyrics: See the people standing there
                    Actual Lyrics: See the beatles standing there




mih ssim mih ssim ,won daed si luap

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Quoted from TurnMeOnDeadman
Fixing A Hole- Misheard Lyrics: See the people standing there
                    Actual Lyrics: See the beatles standing there


Funny I always thought it was "Silly beatles standing there."  just kidding.

I can't seriously think of too many times this has happened to me but if I can remember a lyric I'll let you know.

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Wow I thought the lyrics were "Silly people standing there"!

With a Little Help From My Friends- Misheard Lyrics: Give me cheese
                                                 Actual lyrics: Billy Shears


You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
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Background vocals Paperback Writer:
misheard lyrics:...striker (how did I come up with that?)
actual lyrics: frere jacques


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Quoted from Mairi
Wow I thought the lyrics were "Silly people standing there"!

With a Little Help From My Friends- Misheard Lyrics: Give me cheese
                                                 Actual lyrics: Billy Shears


aaahhh Im wrong!! I ment: Misheard lyrics: See The Beatles Standing There
                                      Actualy Lyrics: See The People Standing There




mih ssim mih ssim ,won daed si luap

"LSD is a drug made famous by John Lennon and Paul Mccartney"
               -Mr Mackey on South park
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Ending of Polythene Pam - Misheard Lyrics: John says "Right!"
                                     Actual Lyrics: John really says "Great!"


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I guess I've heard some of them wrong, but since they always put the lyrics in their albums it was easy to get them right. That and they usually sing pretty clearly. The singer I have the MOST trouble understanding has to be Mick Jagger. I cannot understand half of what he's singing most of the time.


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Did you know that reviewers have dubbed his singing style "The Jagger slur"?


You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.
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I didn't know that! But I totally agree! I can't even misquote any of his stuff cuz it's like jibberish! Here's one from Honky Tonk Woman-(I met her jencesen bar room queen in Memphis" and then something about New York City. I like when Whoopi Goldberg tries to sing Jumpin Jack Flash in that movie. She cracks me up. 'I was raised by two lesbians!"


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"Newpaper taxis and beer on the shore" ~ Misheard lyrics of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

"Newspaper taxis appear on the shore" ~ Real lyrics

I used to sing the misheard when I was small .... What the heck was I drinking?!  


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Quoted from Maccalvr
I guess I've heard some of them wrong, but since they always put the lyrics in their albums it was easy to get them right. That and they usually sing pretty clearly. The singer I have the MOST trouble understanding has to be Mick Jagger. I cannot understand half of what he's singing most of the time.


i know,, i still cant understand what the hell hes trying to say in "Street Fighting Man" verses




mih ssim mih ssim ,won daed si luap

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Misheard The girl with colitis goes by

Actual The girl with kaleidoscope eyes  
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Savoy Truffle:

Misheard lyrics - "We all know the deeper dark"
Actual lyric - "We all know Obladiblada"

That's the only one I can think of at the moment, but I'm sure there's more.


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